#2 - The Gang Gets Caught Shoplifting
Thrak (00:00.18)
You
Gerry (00:00.259)
Ha
Scabzilla (00:03.047)
Uhhhh I still don't know a good intro for this but hellooo Everybody say hello, but like really low-pitched
Thrak (00:06.856)
Hello.
Beth (00:11.766)
I won't.
Thrak (00:12.916)
you
Mr Dr Steve (00:12.951)
Hello?
Gerry (00:15.394)
Hey?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (00:15.46)
Hello.
Scabzilla (00:19.035)
Yeah, this is another super show. It's number two, I'm pretty sure.
Chris ANC (00:19.353)
Hello.
Gerry (00:23.576)
Who works for number two? No. Go on.
Scabzilla (00:25.627)
Who does number two work for?
Yeah, yeah, we're just getting... We're getting as many people as we can into a room and we chuck a beehive into it, give it good shake first, chuck it in, and then that's it, that's the show.
Thrak (00:41.14)
Is one of us the beehive?
Chris ANC (00:41.497)
Thanks.
Beth (00:42.734)
Yeah, who volunteers?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (00:43.301)
Well, who's the guy coming in with the who's the guy coming in with the pizzas just looking concerned? That's my question.
Thrak (00:48.596)
Might be you, Bill. I think it would be you.
Scabzilla (00:48.999)
You
Chris ANC (00:49.202)
Right.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (00:52.431)
Well, but then, well, I'm guessing Aaron's the guy with like the flaming like rag just like swing it around.
Gerry (00:53.762)
Haha.
Beth (00:59.034)
Amazing episode of television.
Scabzilla (00:59.463)
Dude, yeah.
Gerry (01:04.174)
Bill, I gotta address this hat for a second. A &W Appliance Repair? Like you fix burgers and shit and root beers?
Scabzilla (01:04.6)
man.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:11.003)
No, no, no, no. let's get the lore. Let's get the lore. This is my dad's company. He fixes appliances. The A stands for Alex and the W stands for William.
Scabzilla (01:12.743)
and boogers and root beer.
Thrak (01:13.235)
you
Mr Dr Steve (01:13.399)
Hahaha!
Chris ANC (01:14.263)
you
Scabzilla (01:19.3)
The lore.
Beth (01:25.728)
Hmm is that his full name?
Scabzilla (01:26.855)
Like your sister?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:28.247)
As in, as in he named the company after me and my sister. Yes.
Gerry (01:31.768)
So who who is. Yeah who who who's who is the grandpa burger named after.
Thrak (01:32.116)
Are you getting a share of the profits? Are you getting dividends?
Scabzilla (01:32.583)
Okay, that's cool.
Chris ANC (01:34.009)
Who's William?
Mr Dr Steve (01:35.233)
That's adorable.
Beth (01:36.92)
That is cute.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:42.18)
I don't know. My grandparents died before I was born, so I didn't meet them.
Thrak (01:43.188)
So does that mean you get a stake in the company?
Chris ANC (01:46.165)
Hahaha!
Mr Dr Steve (01:49.397)
Suddenly I feel a little better about being advertised to on a show I was asked to be on.
Gerry (01:49.614)
All right.
Beth (01:53.69)
Because it's adorable.
Thrak (01:54.132)
You
Scabzilla (01:54.695)
You
is adorable. Hey let's let's introduce everybody because we've got a couple of new faces here. Let's let's start with Chris go first.
Chris ANC (02:07.033)
Why me?
Gerry (02:08.142)
Cuz you're cuz fuck you Chris go
Scabzilla (02:08.231)
It's cuz, I don't know, go first.
Tony (02:08.727)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:09.199)
Yeah, Aaron says new faces and talks in sizzling like one of the people who's been here the most.
Thrak (02:09.268)
You
Chris ANC (02:12.845)
God damn it. Right. Like the one that's. They were grapes, they were not Pikmin. Well, you weren't here for that. How the fuck did you know that?
Thrak (02:15.412)
New faces starting with me
Gerry (02:19.416)
Stop eat... Stop eating Pikmin for 10 seconds and tell us who you are.
Beth (02:24.046)
Wait, what?
Gerry (02:26.798)
You don't know.
For what?
Chris ANC (02:31.907)
that I was eating fucking something Pikmin-shaped.
Scabzilla (02:33.991)
I'm
Thrak (02:36.648)
It's just a safe assumption, baby.
Beth (02:37.164)
irregular?
Gerry (02:37.698)
I like how you were like, wait a minute, you weren't here or were you?
Chris ANC (02:40.067)
I'm going
Beth (02:43.034)
Mmm.
Thrak (02:43.846)
It was you the whole time. It's just Jerry wearing like a Carrot and Mask.
Chris ANC (02:45.465)
Right. Probably. Oh, another joined one.
Gerry (02:49.07)
The call is coming from inside. It's like the the all of Mars coming from inside the house.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:55.328)
a person arrived.
Scabzilla (02:57.159)
Grant! Grant? He is just in time. What's up, dude? I think you're really, really quiet. Say something. Yeah, you're very quiet.
Thrak (02:57.273)
there he is.
Gerry (02:59.95)
Grant me the wishes.
He is risen.
Beth (03:05.848)
No.
Grant (03:06.229)
Am I really, really quiet? How about now?
Scabzilla (03:11.793)
Keep going.
Grant (03:12.479)
that's as loud as I can get it to go.
Beth (03:16.115)
no.
Gerry (03:16.174)
Well, use your inside voice.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (03:16.539)
I
Mr Dr Steve (03:17.01)
no.
Thrak (03:17.716)
boy.
Tony (03:17.718)
you
Grant (03:19.829)
Hey everybody!
Thrak (03:23.252)
You
Grant (03:25.077)
Is it still really quiet?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (03:28.346)
I can hear you.
Gerry (03:28.526)
It's a little better.
Scabzilla (03:29.103)
It's, yeah, it's better now. Yeah.
Thrak (03:29.779)
It's doable.
Gerry (03:31.288)
Just gotta eat that microphone.
Grant (03:32.703)
How about that? Is that better? No? No?
Gerry (03:36.44)
That's a little, that's a touch better, Turn that gain up, Grant.
Grant (03:37.685)
Okay, yeah, it's all the way. So, yeah.
Scabzilla (03:38.055)
That's a little better. That's good.
Gerry (03:44.002)
All the way again.
Scabzilla (03:45.159)
You're gonna hear like every single every single like how every single sound that is haunted house makes yeah You hear like a whoo Sorry, it's the house settling
Gerry (03:50.263)
I believe in you.
Thrak (03:51.988)
It's the ASMR level.
Grant (03:53.845)
You
Gerry (03:58.338)
Hey, so what are we doing here, Aaron? What's... yeah.
Scabzilla (04:00.583)
Chris still needs to introduce himself. I was gonna go around and introduce people before we start jabbering. Chris, go!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (04:01.243)
you
When do we get to the ride? This is the ride!
Chris ANC (04:04.597)
Right. Okay. All right. All right. Fine. I'm Chris of a novel console podcast that I do with my wife sometimes. Mostly known now, known now, known now, whatever. For consoles and stuff, I buy and sell video games. Check me out on Encore, buyencore.com, bidding, next eBay, gonna be millionaires. Let's all get there.
Gerry (04:17.206)
No, no?
Thrak (04:18.384)
E-ESL
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (04:18.469)
No, no.
Scabzilla (04:31.249)
Hell yeah. I like it. Steve go-
Gerry (04:32.078)
Cool? Cool.
Mr Dr Steve (04:36.981)
Yeah, I do a show called fine time with Andre and Kevin. We're on every Thursday, whether you want to or not, please say you want to. We want to keep doing the show. I suspect I'm on this week because I keep having to be on our show a bunch lately. So I think this is kind of. I mean, do it be getting blackmailed. I'm not sure. We'll, we'll, we'll I'll figure this out later.
Chris ANC (04:44.889)
you
Thrak (04:45.384)
I want to. I want to.
Gerry (04:52.622)
You have to pay your dues.
Scabzilla (04:56.305)
blackmail? no?
Thrak (04:56.788)
Hey, we tried to get you on once and that didn't work out
Beth (04:57.199)
Mmm.
Chris ANC (04:57.241)
Yeah.
Gerry (04:59.672)
Hahaha
Mr Dr Steve (05:03.467)
Hey, any time, everything works now. See how I'm talking to like nine of you now?
Grant (05:05.301)
Yes.
Scabzilla (05:06.151)
Anytime.
Beth (05:08.142)
Bye.
Thrak (05:08.304)
Yeah, you're perfect now. It's great.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (05:09.836)
It's because we were talking about porn. That's the real reason.
Gerry (05:10.734)
It's like fucking god-
This is like goddamn Hollywood squares.
Mr Dr Steve (05:15.915)
You have any idea how many I had notes?
Grant (05:16.37)
Yes.
Thrak (05:19.156)
notes You need to send me these notes. I want to see them
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (05:20.645)
I'm still upset that it didn't work out.
Gerry (05:23.948)
notes for the super show? Aaron, what did you tell this man?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (05:26.223)
No, no, no, no, for the notes for the porn episode of 3DO.
Thrak (05:27.376)
No, it notes for it.
Beth (05:27.482)
Hmm.
Scabzilla (05:30.375)
yeah, that's right.
Thrak (05:31.216)
He was supposed to be on that, him and Dre, but Steve was having internet issues. Yeah. But I need, if you have porn notes, I need them. Yes, absolutely. I just want to see him sprawled on a piece of paper. Need age verification.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (05:34.927)
The internet hated us that day.
Beth (05:35.93)
Mmm.
Scabzilla (05:37.051)
Damn.
Mr Dr Steve (05:41.505)
For study, yes, obviously.
Beth (05:42.042)
I gotta have those.
Scabzilla (05:44.199)
You
Gerry (05:46.594)
Which state do you live in? Because some of those are shut down.
Beth (05:49.366)
Drew.
Beth (05:54.298)
Get your IDs out!
Mr Dr Steve (05:56.809)
everyone's clearly of age, right? mean, I'm not talking to any cops or children, right?
Scabzilla (06:00.269)
No, I'm 12.
Tony (06:01.217)
You
Gerry (06:02.392)
Beth is 13.
Mr Dr Steve (06:06.529)
Everyone's gotta tell me if they're a cop.
Beth (06:08.988)
You gotta tell me legally.
Gerry (06:10.382)
If anybody's a cop, it's fucking Tony. Look at Tony. Tony is the fucking cop. Leaned back, just like drinking it all in, just giving this all to the fucking police after the show is over immediately.
Chris ANC (06:11.267)
by law.
Thrak (06:13.108)
He's the cop over here. He's the cop over here Like he's just he's just kind of hanging in the back a little too nonchalant
Beth (06:13.635)
Yeah
Tony (06:17.025)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beth (06:19.226)
Mm-hmm.
Tony (06:23.565)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (06:23.887)
Hey, if I like style my hair like this, me and Aaron could like be the same person.
Grant (06:28.277)
Just...
Thrak (06:28.884)
It's fucking twins. It's like twins
Scabzilla (06:29.201)
Good, we get, we gotta get Dave in here too, man. We could hide in a crowd.
Tony (06:29.293)
You
Beth (06:29.346)
Hey.
Chris ANC (06:29.699)
Holy shit! Wow.
Gerry (06:31.192)
Don't don't do this bill. Don't do this bill. We've already got dark Aaron and his name is Nave.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (06:39.035)
Well no, have Lizardron and then his evil alter ego Filthyron.
Beth (06:39.93)
templates.
Scabzilla (06:44.967)
That's right. I gotta change my name back to that. While I do so, Thrak, go.
Gerry (06:45.004)
Ha
Thrak (06:49.52)
Hi, I'm Thrak, cohost of the 3DO show. My cohost is here, his name is Bill. We talk about 3DO bullshit, it's great. I mod Chris's stream, so you should go there. Yeah, that's what I do. I bought an analog pocket. Yes. For my Game Gear collection, because my Game Gear is being a dick. So I have the adapter as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (06:54.075)
Bye.
Tony (06:54.189)
You
Gerry (07:02.786)
Did you? Hey.
Scabzilla (07:03.515)
Hell yeah!
Mr Dr Steve (07:04.49)
Hey.
Beth (07:05.338)
Ehh.
Chris ANC (07:09.305)
Specifically and only for the Game Gear. Nothing else. Just Game Gear.
Tony (07:12.013)
You can also add chorus to it and play the other systems as well too.
Mr Dr Steve (07:13.173)
What else would you buy it for?
Thrak (07:16.744)
You fuck the Lynx, fuck the Atari Lynx, piece of shit. Nah, it's a great-
Chris ANC (07:19.115)
Hahaha.
Scabzilla (07:19.921)
Gameboy? What?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (07:20.109)
Hey, don't diss the links. The links is fun.
Thrak (07:22.996)
Yeah, Lynx is a cool system, but no, yeah. That's what I do.
Scabzilla (07:25.499)
It looks stupid though, I hate the way the Lynx looks, it's so stupid. No, the analog pocket looks cool. The Lynx is like, it's like a robot arm.
Thrak (07:29.332)
Oh, this- oh, I thought you were saying the pocket. Nah, the pocket's not stupid.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (07:31.215)
The links to the links to looks the links to looks much better.
Chris ANC (07:31.723)
Yeah.
Beth (07:31.768)
say the pocket looks nice.
Gerry (07:32.398)
Fuck, it's good.
Dude, that screen on that analog pocket is unreal, right?
Thrak (07:35.571)
Yeah.
Thrak (07:39.004)
I will say the cartridge slot is way too small. Way too small. Yeah.
Gerry (07:41.792)
It sucks. Yeah, that's my biggest gripe with it.
Chris ANC (07:42.553)
Hello?
Scabzilla (07:44.741)
He has seen the face of God and it was weeping through the analog pocket.
Thrak (07:47.764)
It was tails throwing bombs at ducks. It was amazing.
Scabzilla (07:52.327)
God, Tails is God.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (07:52.987)
You
Gerry (07:53.538)
Man, those Sonic Game Gear games, they... There's something. They are something. That screen is not big enough! It's not big enough to think, it's not big enough to move, it's not... It's like, you take two steps and then there's a fucking...
Mr Dr Steve (07:54.007)
That'll do it.
Thrak (07:55.829)
I have all of them. I have all of them.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (07:58.27)
the first
Tony (07:59.181)
I don't think so.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (08:03.511)
Jerry, Jerry, the greatest thing ever. You can play Sonic 1 Master System using the Master Gear Converter in a Game Gear and the screen goes to the proper size. It's amazing.
Beth (08:05.882)
you
Thrak (08:16.018)
Yeah. Apparently the master system converter works in this thing, but I haven't tried it yet.
Scabzilla (08:16.667)
What the fuck?
Gerry (08:17.005)
What?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (08:21.741)
So, the Master Gear Converter, which lets you play Master System games on the Game Gear, if you put a copy of Master System Sonic 1, which is the same game as Sonic 1 on Game Gear, it actually plays it in the proper aspect ratio.
Gerry (08:34.242)
I don't know whether I love that or I hate that.
Thrak (08:36.176)
There's way too much information at once
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (08:37.219)
Well, it makes the game... I don't know, the first... It's kind of fun on Game Gear because you can just jump into all the bosses because the screens crunch together.
Thrak (08:46.015)
yeah, bosses are nothing.
Scabzilla (08:47.111)
What the fuck? There was this one, there was this one face, Instagram reel that's, I gotta find his name again. It's, Ben Anteater Advance on, on, Blue Sky and Instagram and stuff. He sent me this, this reel of someone who hooked up their Game Boy Advance to some like radio antenna fucking thing that then like channeled it to his GameCube and someone was playing their like Game Boy Advance game through the Game Boy player.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (08:47.323)
Hmph.
Scabzilla (09:16.571)
on their- no! No, they were playing their GameCube game on their Game Boy Advance. So Game Boy, like the Wind Waker, was like crunched down like s- yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (09:25.723)
of that must have looked like shit on so many levels have have you put have i mean have you watched like sonic exxon a game gear using one of those gave you a video cartridges it looks like shit it's not good
Mr Dr Steve (09:28.341)
That's a lot of steps to play something very badly.
Scabzilla (09:30.855)
You
Thrak (09:31.074)
Hahaha!
Beth (09:31.379)
Yeah.
Gerry (09:31.584)
Yes.
Gerry (09:37.607)
my god. The Game Gear video cartridges are so...
Scabzilla (09:37.647)
Shrek on the Gameboy Advance, it's like, somebody once told me. But like, wait.
Chris ANC (09:38.297)
Thanks
Grant (09:38.325)
you
Mr Dr Steve (09:41.228)
frames a second check.
Thrak (09:42.548)
There was a Game Gear TV tuner
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (09:43.055)
Well, the... Arad... Arad, it's even better. You can watch Shrek Standalone or you can watch the Shrek Sharktail Dual Pack, which is even worse because they shoved two movies into it.
Scabzilla (09:52.391)
OHHHH
Mr Dr Steve (09:53.601)
That's right!
Gerry (09:54.747)
Sweet Jesus.
Thrak (09:54.899)
Yeah! Yeah, if you want to hear like the toothbrush bit crushed version of All Star by Smash Mouth, that's your way to go. It is my favorite, right. Donnie.
Scabzilla (10:02.159)
Always. Yeah, Tony go.
Gerry (10:02.39)
No thanks. Tony!
Beth (10:02.98)
My favorite version.
Tony (10:04.941)
What's up?
Gerry (10:05.912)
Tony, introduce yourself.
Tony (10:08.941)
I'm Tony. I sometimes write blogs for the website and I sometimes do this.
Scabzilla (10:15.995)
Woohoo! No, I like it, man. Yeah, you've liked all this shit that you're bringing over from Quit the Build. Dude, it's good stuff. Fuck Quit the Build.
Tony (10:23.519)
Is all of it, did you finish building all of it? Yeah, just, Aaron fucking poached us from another website.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (10:23.632)
yeah, we just stole all of those articles we wrote.
Grant (10:24.661)
You
Gerry (10:25.676)
hahahahah
Thrak (10:26.132)
That's quitting the build
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (10:32.165)
Well they didn't fucking promote our shit ever and I was like well fuck it I'm not writing this shit.
Tony (10:35.327)
They did it. And then they just like gave up.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (10:39.855)
No, they're still there. They ping me like 12 times a day on their fucking Discord server because they at everyone for everything.
Tony (10:44.097)
They didn't even, they've never acknowledged me in their Discord so I stopped posting it on there. Aaron, did all my shit get uploaded there yet or are you still like gradually uploading and stuff?
Scabzilla (10:44.487)
Gerry (10:48.671)
I,
Scabzilla (10:48.869)
Gross.
Beth (10:50.201)
Drama.
Gerry (10:51.502)
Indie podcast drama drama drama Sunday Sunday Sunday
Thrak (10:59.348)
We're starting a war.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (11:01.419)
I highly doubt they even know we exist, I'm not gonna lie.
Tony (11:04.031)
Yeah, I don't think they will. No, they don't.
Gerry (11:04.641)
They do. They do. Mm-hmm. I was in there. They know. They know. No, I just threaten them with their lives. I just threaten them every day for... I hope you like fucking alligators in your children's bed.
Scabzilla (11:07.569)
Are you sure about that?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (11:08.606)
wait, Jerry, you were in there for a while. Right.
Tony (11:12.085)
Where is he? Were you? I dunno.
Scabzilla (11:12.101)
What? What did they say? What did they say?
Chris ANC (11:14.809)
fuck Aaron that long haired bastard
Scabzilla (11:17.671)
Superpod Network is coming to kill you in your home. Fuck you, quit the build-up coming to punch your face in or something. Jerry's like...
Beth (11:18.2)
Yeah, that does sound exactly like Jerry.
Grant (11:21.877)
Ahem.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (11:21.881)
I actually, well...
Mr Dr Steve (11:23.435)
You
Tony (11:24.141)
You
Aaron just went to the, Aaron went to the magazine thing. He was like, this website sucks, join my website.
Thrak (11:27.316)
I'm gonna tear off your ass.
Scabzilla (11:35.545)
Exactly, yeah, I fucking-
Thrak (11:36.052)
That's how you do it. That's how you poach talent
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (11:36.493)
Well, though, best part is the best part is the best. The best part is the one kid in there who actually was like, I'd love to come over. Aaron never responded to him and just left him hanging.
Beth (11:38.554)
This is crap. This sucks.
Tony (11:46.157)
What the fuck did I there?
Scabzilla (11:46.267)
Well, okay. Okay, so...
Thrak (11:46.29)
Ha!
Chris ANC (11:46.753)
Hahahaha!
Beth (11:48.542)
Thrak (11:49.236)
Burn! Sick burn!
Tony (11:49.773)
The one kid that was on a level will live.
Scabzilla (11:52.273)
So number one, I-
Gerry (11:53.24)
Get wrecked little kid from Quit the Build.
Scabzilla (11:56.389)
What was his name, like Dark Shredder or something? Or like, H.J.? Or like...
Thrak (11:56.917)
You
Tony (11:59.541)
He's the one that had like, he was like the, he's like the really young kid, right? He was in college or.
Gerry (12:00.098)
Dark Shredder underscore X
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (12:00.379)
His name is H.J. He's pretty young.
Beth (12:01.432)
Shredder.
Thrak (12:03.301)
god.
Scabzilla (12:07.643)
Yeah, we had that we had that meeting with with James and Liv and we were talking about the the the magazine stuff and the entire time he was like out the the that's HJ kid was just outside of like a fucking gas station or drive-by shooting or something like all I heard his cars driving by yeah
Tony (12:21.001)
that's you in there. That's right. You were you were there, Aaron. I remember you being there, but I remember that he was like outside, like on a fucking highway.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (12:21.435)
So so full
Thrak (12:26.27)
What the fuck?
Scabzilla (12:30.629)
Yeah, all I hear is cars like, FOOM! YUM! Like, entire time. Yeah, dude.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (12:31.265)
So full transparency, like I've.
Gerry (12:35.158)
fucking Mario Kart intro.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (12:37.307)
Full transparency, I've talked to him a bit, he is a bit on the spectrum, so just be a little easy on him.
Thrak (12:38.26)
That's like Gran Turismo.
Grant (12:42.685)
Yep, I was just going to say that, aren't we all?
Scabzilla (12:43.141)
Aren't we all? Yeah. Yup.
Mr Dr Steve (12:46.487)
I was gonna say, who among us?
Gerry (12:46.786)
Way to go, Aaron, you piece of shit.
Chris ANC (12:47.097)
You
Thrak (12:48.052)
This show is the spectrum.
Tony (12:49.025)
You
Beth (12:50.308)
Feel bad.
Scabzilla (12:51.781)
I'll no I'll message him, I mean I'm sure as long as- he keeps writing about like hey here's how to do the perfect- I'm not trying to mock him, that's terrible of me. Beth please go, please go.
Tony (12:55.326)
I'll message him.
Grant (12:59.657)
You
Gerry (13:00.994)
Maybe not. Beth, Beth, introduce yourself, please, for Christ's sake, before Aaron cancels the show.
Tony (13:01.613)
Eric
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (13:02.501)
you
Grant (13:03.507)
Yes.
Thrak (13:03.57)
No, keep going, keep going, no. Keep going. Put the filthy in Filthy Ron, come on.
Beth (13:08.322)
Yeah, no, I wanna hear the end of this.
Grant (13:09.013)
Huh?
Tony (13:12.269)
I don't know, in our current climate, he probably won't get canceled anymore, so that's fine.
Scabzilla (13:12.999)
though.
Beth (13:17.208)
Yeah, true. You guys have a felon as a president, so what can you do?
Thrak (13:17.842)
Yeah, no one gives a shit anymore. We don't have to. We don't have to care anymore.
Chris ANC (13:18.381)
probably get us more viewers.
Tony (13:20.065)
He'll fucking become like vice president or something.
Scabzilla (13:20.775)
I'm this more furious.
Gerry (13:21.742)
Beth! Beth, where do you come from? Beth, please talk about something other than what's happening. Yeah, please don't.
Scabzilla (13:26.417)
Who are you?
Beth (13:28.046)
Nepal, okay. I'm from Canada and trade war, no.
Thrak (13:30.622)
from the 51st The 51st state, that's right.
Gerry (13:33.975)
Haha!
Tony (13:34.133)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (13:34.475)
Ay. Ay.
Beth (13:37.196)
No, I do a podcast with Jerry, Superghost. We have a third friend who doesn't hang out with us anymore, I guess.
Gerry (13:46.498)
third nipple if you will.
Scabzilla (13:47.419)
No, we played Marvel Raffles with him one time.
Beth (13:50.298)
Yeah, which speaking of tomorrow, do you want to play Erin? I gotta get to gold three so I can get that invisible woman skin. So I gotta get that. Get the fuck out of here. she's married. Don't you know? Yeah, do. I'm Beth. do a podcast with Jerry. That's it. That's all.
Scabzilla (13:55.813)
Yeah. Yeah. I need to play more Groot. I love Groot.
Gerry (14:00.686)
I'd like to get that invisible woman's skin, you know I'm saying?
Scabzilla (14:04.283)
Roots good. Yeah, yeah. None of you guys are invited.
Mr Dr Steve (14:09.911)
I don't think they're really talking about the invisible woman's skin anymore.
Gerry (14:12.238)
Hahaha
Thrak (14:13.49)
Hehehehehe
Chris ANC (14:14.381)
I think I'm old as fuck because Marvel Rivals just sounds like fucking gobbledygook to me. It sounds like what the villagers in Animal Crossing sound like. That's what it sounds like to me when people talk about it. Like, what the fuck is Marvel Rivals and why is everybody so obsessed with it?
Scabzilla (14:20.967)
It's just.
Thrak (14:25.46)
Hehehehehe
Gerry (14:25.506)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (14:29.415)
It's just... It's... It's Overwatch... Marvel Overwatch, Chris. It's Marvel Overwatch.
Beth (14:30.222)
I don't.
Gerry (14:30.582)
It's free, Chris. Free!
Tony (14:31.949)
Because it's free.
Beth (14:35.321)
Yeah.
Tony (14:35.373)
Did they ever add Gambit? Because I heard they didn't. it's... The game's kinda dead to me.
Chris ANC (14:36.489)
Overwatch is Overwatch and it's free!
Scabzilla (14:39.867)
But it's Marvel! I don't know what to tell you. It's third person Overwatch with Marvel characters. What more could you want?
Beth (14:40.321)
I don't
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (14:42.971)
You guys remember Concord? No, neither do I, because I didn't know about it until it closed.
Beth (14:43.396)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (14:49.202)
Hahaha!
Beth (14:50.244)
that.
Scabzilla (14:53.031)
Uhhhh Thrako
Thrak (14:55.294)
I already did.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (14:55.323)
He already went.
Gerry (14:56.2)
I already went, it's Grant's turn!
Tony (14:56.449)
Jack Irwin.
Scabzilla (14:56.899)
shit. Grant. Yep.
Grant (14:58.117)
Yes, this is Grant. I run, do a podcast with Tommy who might or might not be an AI. That's the running bit and I love it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (15:06.267)
No, no, me and Thrac officially just have figured it out. No, no, he's me and, guys, guys, me and Thrac, me, guys, guys, guys, me and Thrac figured it out. He's the Brett Favre of podcasters. He keeps retiring and unretiring.
Beth (15:06.362)
you
Gerry (15:09.752)
Does he work for Doge?
Grant (15:09.855)
Thanks.
Beth (15:11.716)
No!
Scabzilla (15:11.912)
shit, he's gonna take us down from the inside.
Mr Dr Steve (15:11.927)
It was good seeing you people, I guess.
Tony (15:12.054)
You
Thrak (15:12.468)
God, I hope not. Oh, fuck.
Chris ANC (15:12.605)
Hahahaha!
Beth (15:16.26)
That's it. That's the one.
Gerry (15:17.166)
You
Scabzilla (15:20.295)
Hehehe!
Grant (15:24.943)
There you go, yes! So, yeah, no.
Gerry (15:26.382)
Hahaha!
Beth (15:26.498)
Mmm.
Chris ANC (15:27.437)
Hahaha!
Thrak (15:27.564)
Yes, he had his emotional goodbye, you know, like the thing. then next thing it's like, oh, I was traded to the Jets. I was traded the Grants.
Grant (15:34.293)
Yeah, yes. He did make Aaron cry. He did. Yes.
Chris ANC (15:35.415)
He made Aaron cry. He made Aaron cry on audio.
Scabzilla (15:39.717)
No, yeah, that was...
Thrak (15:40.124)
He did! He did and he's not gone. No one's really gone.
Tony (15:41.163)
Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Grant (15:41.269)
But yeah, the other thing too is how I'm tied in with this is I went to high school then also with Aaron and Tommy.
Beth (15:42.916)
Send it.
Scabzilla (15:44.036)
No, I can't
Scabzilla (15:51.173)
Yeah. Hell yeah. He had to see me with my cool ripped up emo jeans. Pretty sweet. Pretty good high school.
Tony (15:51.989)
Thrak (15:53.213)
Nice.
Gerry (15:55.95)
lucky you. dude, I went and I went and creeped your Facebook back a while though. And I went, I went far back into the depths of Facebook and I was like, holy fucking shit.
Grant (15:56.33)
Mm-hmm.
Chris ANC (15:58.947)
Bye.
Thrak (15:59.866)
You probably still have them, don't you?
Beth (16:00.602)
A good blackmail?
Scabzilla (16:04.848)
It's gross.
Grant (16:05.264)
It's gross.
Beth (16:07.754)
Wait, Jerry sent me and Greg screenshots of your Facebook. He was literally like, look at these.
Tony (16:07.917)
You
Scabzilla (16:08.359)
It's terrible.
Chris ANC (16:09.301)
you
Chris ANC (16:15.671)
Ha ha ha ha.
Gerry (16:16.386)
I was like, I was like, dude, I bet you can't guess who this is. And they were like, I don't know who that is. I was like, that's fucking Aaron. Like that's, that's Aaron.
Beth (16:25.284)
Yeah, love the hat. There was like a beanie and like that.
Chris ANC (16:26.297)
You
Scabzilla (16:28.081)
Dude. Yup.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (16:30.607)
I mean, if you creep on my Facebook, you'll just see a lot of really weird pictures of me with a buzz cut because it's like that was.
Scabzilla (16:34.247)
Yeah, we were doing that in the Discord like Saturday. Well, you, me, and Will were going back with our like emo face photos and shit, man. That was cool. Hell yeah.
Beth (16:36.1)
No.
Gerry (16:36.59)
Buzz cut.
Thrak (16:36.884)
Oh God, oh God.
Beth (16:43.322)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (16:44.687)
Well, my my emo phase was like four years ago during Covid because I was in fucking...
Chris ANC (16:49.113)
That's when you discovered AFI.
Thrak (16:49.616)
you
Scabzilla (16:49.703)
Man, I hate COVID.
Gerry (16:49.902)
You pulled, wait, hang on, isn't that, you, you, you.
Thrak (16:53.0)
The emo revival.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (16:54.203)
you
Gerry (16:56.738)
I hate COVID!
Beth (16:59.578)
They came out with a new song recently.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (17:00.027)
No, I discovered
Mr Dr Steve (17:00.983)
You
Chris ANC (17:02.457)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (17:03.91)
did I? I'll need to listen to that later.
Gerry (17:05.166)
God damn, Wait, isn't that just what like that fucking cunt, Garth Brooks, didn't he like for some reason turn emo for a hot second and like try...
Scabzilla (17:07.121)
No, my... my fucking...
Thrak (17:08.126)
Jesus.
Beth (17:13.25)
What? Why did you call garden birds?
Tony (17:14.111)
You
Scabzilla (17:15.143)
Did you just call Garth Brooks a C-word?
Thrak (17:16.036)
Chris Gaines? Yeah, it was the greatest hits of Chris Gaines. Yeah, he tried to... Yeah, yeah. He had like a soul patch and like wore like a wig. Yeah, it was kind of Creed. It was doing like the Creed era. He was trying to do that a little bit. It was very weird. It was very weird.
Mr Dr Steve (17:17.067)
Wait, what?
Gerry (17:20.728)
Chris Gaines, that's what it was and he was like emo and shit
black hair that was like over one eye and shit and it was like Garth Brooks you're not kidding anybody everybody knows
Gerry (17:36.384)
Yeah, it was weird as hell.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (17:37.037)
You took me higher. Yeah.
Scabzilla (17:37.287)
country? country creed?
Tony (17:38.989)
I have no idea what you're fucking talking about, but alright.
Thrak (17:41.556)
I didn't expect to talk about Chris Gaines
Beth (17:41.914)
That is why, I yeah, I don't follow.
Scabzilla (17:42.545)
Bill, Bill, it is your turn.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (17:44.24)
Yes.
Tony (17:45.421)
I didn't know you knew that much about Garth Brooks.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (17:46.693)
Is it my turn? Yeah, I'm Bill. I'm in like three podcasts because I have no self control. And I also blog on Instagram because I collect a shit ton of video games because I have no self control. Yes, that's me.
Thrak (17:50.27)
I do.
Scabzilla (17:51.907)
it's gone.
Chris ANC (17:53.721)
Hahaha
Scabzilla (17:54.609)
Can you please go?
Beth (18:02.906)
you
Scabzilla (18:07.239)
I love them.
Gerry (18:07.436)
And that'll do it for the show. Everybody's introduced now. We can go.
Beth (18:08.932)
Yeah.
Thrak (18:10.004)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (18:10.885)
Jerry, you never went. You never went, Jerry.
Chris ANC (18:11.223)
Wait, who the fuck are you, Jerry?
Gerry (18:15.406)
I never will. Yeah, I've been busy. I've been busy.
Thrak (18:15.55)
You've been a ghost recently.
Beth (18:16.565)
Mmm.
Thrak (18:22.792)
doing nothing.
Scabzilla (18:23.035)
He's a traveling salesman.
Gerry (18:25.738)
I am selling vacuums door to door and fucking your mom.
Scabzilla (18:27.727)
and souls, suckin' souls. But I interest you in some sour patch kids, my lord. I don't know I went to that.
Tony (18:28.717)
What was it?
Thrak (18:28.99)
shower curtain rings, shower curtain rings.
Tony (18:36.235)
Was it from that fucking, that sh-
Thrak (18:37.364)
Sound like posh, like a posh man
Beth (18:37.507)
My lord.
Gerry (18:37.998)
Sour Patch Kids!
Beth (18:40.324)
What's the fantasy there?
Tony (18:40.427)
What was it from that fucking show with Rack? A Knife Salesman?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (18:41.477)
Let's... Let's... Let's...
Gerry (18:43.65)
Care to taste my fuzzy peaches?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (18:46.009)
I just got reminded of...
Scabzilla (18:46.075)
He said like... He said a f- What the fuck was that?
Beth (18:47.203)
My lord.
Tony (18:49.089)
Look at that
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (18:49.817)
What on earth just happened?
Thrak (18:50.536)
The fuck was that?
Beth (18:50.99)
What, there's vacuum?
Gerry (18:52.846)
Chris just busted out a vacuum.
Tony (18:53.421)
What was it from that sh-
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (18:53.761)
If.
Scabzilla (18:55.399)
Imagine Jerry pulls up to your fucking front door and he's in like a full suit of armor. Cataboy! I partially used vacuum, my lord! In case someone doesn't drive by, dog. You don't want to be out there all vulnerable and shit? Bullshit.
Beth (18:58.298)
Hmm.
Gerry (19:00.302)
Why would I be in a full suit of armor?
Beth (19:08.378)
Yeah, there's barely... Yeah, is it like a rifle?
Gerry (19:08.394)
It's Canada! We don't have those!
Thrak (19:09.342)
To survive an edge- well you survive an edged weapon that way.
Grant (19:12.243)
Aaron, Canadians are the nicest people ever.
Gerry (19:13.228)
Are you- Aaron, don't! Stop it. Yeah, we don't have drive-bys, dude. We have like drive-by-sories. Like, someone will drive-by roll down the window and like, s- sorry, bud! And then just give you like a fucking timbit.
Scabzilla (19:13.863)
That's true, yeah.
Thrak (19:17.268)
Yeah Canada's Canada's never been yeah Yeah, Canada's never been violent ever famously never
Grant (19:21.98)
Sorry!
Beth (19:22.052)
Yeah.
Yo-
People like, people... No, no, no, no. Don't look into Geneva conventions. Please. We're good. We're good. You got a Toonie!
Chris ANC (19:29.673)
A what?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (19:30.689)
speaking of
Mr Dr Steve (19:33.899)
Ugh.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (19:35.195)
Speaking of Canada, I have a toony. I have a toony.
Grant (19:40.159)
Look how excited she is!
Thrak (19:41.136)
Wow, she's losing her shit.
Gerry (19:41.666)
Yep.
Chris ANC (19:44.653)
Hahaha!
Beth (19:44.666)
That just really surprised me!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (19:46.267)
I just, my mom, no, my sister went to Canada, literally when she came back, she's like, here's a Toonie and I'm like, cool.
Mr Dr Steve (19:46.397)
So the podcast finally made money. Hooray!
Scabzilla (19:46.503)
Holy fuck.
Grant (19:46.943)
Yeah
Thrak (19:48.39)
Yeah, he's hoarding it the fucking bastard
Chris ANC (19:48.955)
Hahahaha!
Beth (19:50.638)
Yay!
Thrak (19:57.813)
What's the exchange rate?
Scabzilla (19:57.863)
And you've kept it with you ever since.
Gerry (19:58.006)
Yeah. Here's our, here's our, here's our dumb currency that's worth fucking piss and has the dumbest names and looks like monopoly money. Here you go.
Beth (20:01.262)
That's so wild.
Chris ANC (20:08.537)
Is it true that the $5 bill smelled like maple?
Beth (20:08.762)
You're not the only one, a lot of the-
Gerry (20:12.941)
Yes.
Thrak (20:13.428)
Were you serious?
Beth (20:13.75)
No. Jerry, don't lie to these people.
Tony (20:14.241)
You
Chris ANC (20:17.945)
You
Mr Dr Steve (20:19.265)
I could just ask Kevin later. He'll, he'll tell me the truth. Probably, probably not.
Beth (20:21.944)
No, it doesn't.
Chris ANC (20:23.001)
It does. Okay.
Thrak (20:23.686)
I don't think he will. I don't think he will.
Scabzilla (20:23.761)
Good ol' Kevin. RIP Kevin. I asked him to come on and he had prior engagements, but RIP Kevin everybody.
Thrak (20:30.311)
He's dead.
Beth (20:31.556)
No
Gerry (20:31.757)
You
Scabzilla (20:32.453)
No, please no, no, no
Beth (20:34.074)
Do you to
Gerry (20:35.671)
Okay
Scabzilla (20:37.759)
Um... Shit, yeah. This is just the super show. This is all this fucking show is. We just get as many network homies together as possible into one room and we just jabber about whatever. Go ahead, Steve. Do have the floor?
Gerry (20:38.114)
Yeah, go ahead.
Thrak (20:40.372)
You
Beth (20:40.526)
Yeah, what?
Mr Dr Steve (20:49.143)
I don't know how we're gonna top finding a Toonie though, I don't know how we go from here.
Beth (20:51.864)
That was really exciting for me.
Chris ANC (20:52.502)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (20:53.073)
I can. I have a master system too.
Scabzilla (20:56.071)
I've got I've got kid Icarus in the box with the stand baby. Where the fuck is the camera? There it is.
Thrak (20:56.244)
You
Chris ANC (20:56.598)
shit, hold up.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (20:58.765)
It's it's it's it's it's broken. It's this is broken. It doesn't work.
Tony (21:01.869)
I don't feel like grabbing anything.
Gerry (21:04.584)
is this the part where we all start reaching around us and grabbing something and going, look at this cool thing?
Beth (21:05.444)
There's a... a ca-
Tony (21:06.157)
Are we just... just grabbing shit?
Thrak (21:06.292)
It's my portable master system.
Chris ANC (21:09.367)
Mine works. Mine works.
Scabzilla (21:11.495)
nice, Tony
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (21:12.175)
Well, no, the one I have in my actual collection works. That's a broken one I just have on set for some reason that's always here.
Gerry (21:12.43)
Haha
Thrak (21:12.771)
shit! His words.
Scabzilla (21:17.895)
This should just be a bit, we should just have a show and tell bit where we just find whatever.
Thrak (21:20.488)
For some reason. Second, fifth grade. It's like, here's my master system.
Beth (21:23.674)
Wait, is this gonna be video? Okay, because I was like, this is very exciting for listeners.
Tony (21:24.333)
oh, are we doing that now? That's like every, that's everything, that's every episode, uh, Darren.
Mr Dr Steve (21:28.151)
Here's
Scabzilla (21:28.358)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (21:31.991)
and a Sega CD.
Tony (21:35.851)
My Breaking Bad mug.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (21:39.151)
I one those too, Chris. Hey, I-
Beth (21:39.406)
I love that.
Thrak (21:40.244)
Good for you.
Chris ANC (21:41.005)
That is pretty sick. Bill, when's the last time you saw a Sega CD with a Sega 2?
Scabzilla (21:41.543)
I'd love to borrow that.
Scabzilla (21:45.592)
Sega CD
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (21:46.585)
I'm there's one upstairs in my game room and I saw it today.
Scabzilla (21:50.139)
Tony, show me that mug again.
Tony (21:52.429)
What happened?
Scabzilla (21:53.383)
Show me that mug. Show me the mug. Yeah. Hell yeah. Is it totally see-through? I love being able to see my liquids. Hell yeah.
Thrak (21:53.49)
You have a mug?
Beth (21:54.554)
Bring back the mug, please.
Tony (21:55.927)
Heisenberg.
Thrak (21:56.894)
Hashtag.
Tony (22:02.527)
Yes, it's supposed to be like a beaker.
Thrak (22:06.228)
Does it turn your coffee blue?
Scabzilla (22:08.345)
OHHHH
Mr Dr Steve (22:09.435)
that's pretty neat.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (22:12.847)
What's Chris gonna bring next? That's the real question.
Scabzilla (22:13.167)
I wish. Only if you add a certain amount of Pepsi Blue to it. Just...
Tony (22:13.343)
Unfortunately no.
Mr Dr Steve (22:14.703)
Thrak (22:18.644)
You still have it
Grant (22:18.665)
Jerry, what are you sippin' on?
Tony (22:18.795)
Thrak. Thrak, you're supposed to drink Pilk. You're supposed to drink Pilk.
Gerry (22:19.18)
Ew.
Scabzilla (22:22.321)
Pepsi Blue!
Thrak (22:23.624)
What?
Gerry (22:23.948)
That would be my blood. No, I'm just kidding. It's wine. Yes.
Thrak (22:27.034)
I'm not drinking PILK.
Beth (22:27.684)
The blood of your enemies.
Tony (22:28.725)
You promised me. You. You promised me. Thrac Thrac Thrac was supposed to drink pill, which is if you don't know, it's Pepsi mixed with milk. And he fucking promised me and he for the next extreme we did and he didn't do it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (22:30.265)
I if anyone... I mean, I'm technically drinking piss.
Thrak (22:31.154)
I don't have it, okay? Fuck off.
Grant (22:34.261)
BUSH-
Thrak (22:40.68)
I know what-
Scabzilla (22:42.503)
PILK.
Gerry (22:46.008)
Gimme that Dilk.
Thrak (22:47.9)
Well, why didn't you remind me, Tony, so I could prep it? Yeah, so I'm allowed to forget too, you dumbass!
Beth (22:49.497)
like that.
Tony (22:49.857)
Because I forgot.
Gerry (22:50.414)
Dill pickle milk. What did you think it was?
Scabzilla (22:52.823)
Ew. Or silk? Like sweet pickle milk? Swilk?
Beth (22:53.796)
Sounding like I don't want to get it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (22:56.869)
This is exactly what I expected it to be and I love it.
Thrak (22:59.602)
Yeah.
Beth (23:00.57)
Mm.
Scabzilla (23:00.987)
The only way this show could get any better is if we had two more.
Chris ANC (23:01.561)
Pilk.
Thrak (23:03.474)
Yeah, PILK, it's Pepsi and milk.
Chris ANC (23:04.929)
It's, Pilk is a shitty ice cream float.
Scabzilla (23:09.253)
What? What'd you say? pilk. Is that a fucking thing that people actually drink, pilk?
Thrak (23:09.62)
Probably, it's probably,
Chris ANC (23:10.829)
PILK is a shitty ice cream folk. Yeah.
Tony (23:16.385)
Wait, Chris, you drank?
Gerry (23:16.908)
Hey, how does the game show Hollywood Squares work? How does that work?
Thrak (23:17.531)
No.
Chris ANC (23:18.233)
Apparently, it's track test.
Scabzilla (23:20.642)
Just like this?
Tony (23:20.962)
it's like tic-tac-toe, but with celebrities
Chris ANC (23:23.235)
You
Thrak (23:24.244)
Yeah, it's tic-tac-toe. They say, like, oh, I'm going to pick that square. And then they're like, whomever.
Beth (23:24.772)
to.
Gerry (23:31.532)
Billy Bob Thornton!
Grant (23:32.533)
You
Scabzilla (23:33.765)
He's just smoking a fucking J, dude.
Thrak (23:34.26)
Yeah, and he's like what's what's up? Yeah, and then the
Grant (23:35.349)
What do you want?
Beth (23:35.514)
Hmm.
Chris ANC (23:36.664)
you
Gerry (23:38.488)
Have you seen Billy Bob Thornton lately? Why does he looks like a fucking like
Thrak (23:41.98)
No.
Beth (23:42.69)
No, I don't think I've seen Billy Bob Thorne ever.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (23:42.715)
The last movie I remember him from was that remake of Bad News Bears.
Scabzilla (23:44.676)
Look it up.
Thrak (23:45.396)
You
Tony (23:45.633)
He's like, isn't he like 90 though?
Gerry (23:48.586)
He looks like if you found him in an alleyway, he would give you three wishes.
Thrak (23:49.554)
He was great in the head.
Scabzilla (23:52.711)
Someone needs to screen share so we can get some cool video content.
Tony (23:52.94)
He's always.
Chris ANC (23:53.561)
You
Thrak (23:54.677)
Why does this beard look like that? It looks weird.
Beth (23:58.426)
What'd you say his name was?
Gerry (23:58.678)
I don't know. He's like wearing a fucking hoolly hoop earring like just this big ass.
Scabzilla (24:02.407)
Hooli-hoop? WTF?
Thrak (24:02.836)
He looks like John- He looks like Johnny Depp now, what the fuck?
Gerry (24:08.524)
I know, he's like Gypsy Johnny Depp.
Scabzilla (24:08.743)
Coolie!
Grant (24:09.429)
Isn't he in something though right now? Isn't he like in a brand new series? that's what it is. Thank you, yes.
Gerry (24:15.948)
Yeah, in land ban. We have the propaganda show about oil. Have you not heard about this shit?
Tony (24:16.429)
Probably.
Thrak (24:16.797)
problem.
Scabzilla (24:17.137)
Billy Bob's show.
Grant (24:19.445)
Mm-hmm.
Beth (24:20.836)
What?
Thrak (24:21.108)
it about how oil is good actually?
Chris ANC (24:21.465)
You
Mr Dr Steve (24:23.401)
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Beth (24:23.65)
I've never seen- I don't even know who Billy Bob Thornton is. Like-
Gerry (24:27.446)
What? He f- Yeah. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Scabzilla (24:27.569)
Go watch Bad Santa. You'll see a
Thrak (24:29.234)
Yeah, bad Santa.
Beth (24:31.908)
I just think I get the feeling I'm, might be a little bit younger then.
Scabzilla (24:34.799)
Looks like a fucking skinwalker now, holy shit.
Thrak (24:37.332)
Skinwalker
Tony (24:40.759)
He like fucking dated Angelina Jolie in the 90s.
Thrak (24:41.892)
you're gonna show it?
Chris ANC (24:42.125)
Holy shit, look at the row game.
Gerry (24:42.604)
He looks like fucking Jamiroquai!
Grant (24:46.079)
He's a genie. He is. Yes, he is a genie, yes.
Beth (24:48.058)
What's
Thrak (24:49.224)
Holy fuck.
Gerry (24:49.511)
That's what I said, he's like a fucking street genie.
Chris ANC (24:51.865)
Wait wait wait Aaron Aaron go up go up
Grant (24:53.087)
Like that third one, that third pitcher.
Tony (24:54.103)
Wait.
Thrak (24:54.706)
my god.
Scabzilla (24:55.409)
fucking poverty cheaty
Gerry (24:56.526)
Jamarra, why the genie?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (24:57.733)
What?
Beth (24:57.998)
Yeah, what's with the weird hat under the hat? Is it a hat under a hat?
Thrak (24:58.031)
Why would you?
Tony (24:58.357)
Is he wearing like a... Is he wearing a fucking beanie under that hat?
Grant (25:00.851)
It's a turban and then a hat.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (25:02.096)
What you-
Beth (25:04.826)
Are you sure?
Scabzilla (25:05.191)
I'm gonna fucking fall out of my chair, wait, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right. Yeah, look at that.
Gerry (25:06.286)
Why does he look like this now? He chose to look like this
Thrak (25:15.546)
my god.
Gerry (25:16.782)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (25:17.095)
wait, wait, no that's not what I wanted. No! Darn it. Bottom right! No I don't, that's Bill! Right there. Soul Patch. SOUL. PATCH.
Gerry (25:20.14)
You said bottom right, you have control of this.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (25:22.703)
No, I have control. This, okay.
Beth (25:23.362)
Right, that, that... I think that's the left. Yeah, I think that's the left.
Gerry (25:25.191)
Grant (25:26.101)
That would be the left, yes.
Thrak (25:26.462)
wow
Chris ANC (25:30.169)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (25:31.867)
I don't know, it's like reversed for me, so.
Gerry (25:34.092)
I met him at an airport one time. He didn't really want to talk to me. I met him at the deer lake airport to be specific. Yes. I don't know.
Beth (25:34.254)
Okay.
You met him at an airport?
What? Why was he in deer lake? What the fuck?
Scabzilla (25:41.543)
Is that a big airport or like a shitty one?
Grant (25:42.431)
For us non-Canadians, yeah, what is that?
Mr Dr Steve (25:43.319)
To be fair, if someone just walked up to you, would you want to talk to him, someone else at the airport?
Beth (25:46.394)
I'm
Chris ANC (25:47.481)
You
Gerry (25:48.566)
my god, wait, go up third one from the top that yet. No down. What? Yeah, that is that him? my god, Fenton all Thornton.
Thrak (25:48.644)
No, I never want to talk to anybody in an airport
Thrak (25:56.701)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (25:58.127)
Yes.
Tony (25:59.9)
God.
Thrak (26:01.245)
Hahaha
Beth (26:01.546)
I this look the best.
Scabzilla (26:01.671)
Told you skinwalker. He's like the cockroach guy from Men in Black.
Tony (26:04.973)
you
Gerry (26:06.294)
What is going on Billy Bob? Remember when dude
Chris ANC (26:08.089)
You
Scabzilla (26:08.475)
I need sugar... ...in water.
Thrak (26:11.252)
He looks like he was in a punk band in like 1975. This is his like revival album. I'm still relevant, I swear.
Gerry (26:14.094)
my god
Tony (26:14.325)
Yeah, yes, yes. Yes he does.
Scabzilla (26:14.562)
yeah!
Beth (26:14.746)
What? Wait.
He's related to Angelina Jolie.
Gerry (26:20.948)
No, he did. I hope not.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (26:21.125)
he was married to her for a while. Yeah, they were married and they they had they had
Tony (26:21.353)
No, they dated in like the 90s. They dated. Did they get married? I thought you just dated.
Thrak (26:21.744)
No, they fucked each other because they fucked yeah, they're married for a while
Mr Dr Steve (26:23.269)
Ha ha!
Beth (26:23.404)
They got married? I don't know!
Grant (26:23.669)
If they were in Alabama, then that's okay.
Gerry (26:28.654)
Alabama mail.
Scabzilla (26:29.112)
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Beth (26:29.53)
I just heard about this man five minutes ago.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (26:32.059)
They had vials of their blood around their necks. It was weird. Like it was such a weird thing.
Tony (26:33.035)
Yeah, they did it in like the 90s.
Grant (26:35.028)
What?
Scabzilla (26:36.645)
What the fuck? Like vampires?
Beth (26:36.675)
What?
Thrak (26:36.848)
Yeah, they did do that, yeah.
Gerry (26:38.55)
Yeah, she was like crazy, and that was like when Angelina was the hottest too. And she was fuckin'... I remember just being like, wait, she goes out with this guy? But that's like my dad!
Tony (26:45.805)
She was like.
And she was like, and she was like making out her brother and shit. It was like really fucking strange.
Beth (26:50.01)
Bueno
Thrak (26:50.529)
Hahaha!
I think she was on a lot of drugs.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (26:54.373)
well i mean then she went she went she
Tony (26:55.863)
but she's also engineering Jolie in the 90s so she could get rid of it.
Chris ANC (26:58.423)
Wait, Bill, go up, go up. The other side, the other side. To the other side. Keep going to the other side.
Beth (26:59.034)
a lot of people in my age.
Scabzilla (26:59.3)
Angelina Jo Thornton.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:01.413)
Which one?
Gerry (27:01.742)
Billy Bob Julie
Thrak (27:04.852)
Hahaha!
Mr Dr Steve (27:05.113)
You
Tony (27:05.344)
You
Scabzilla (27:09.607)
Fusion. Ha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:12.421)
This.
Chris ANC (27:13.037)
no, the other one next to it. Yeah. That, that looks like a fucking kid who used like black paint to paint the beard on himself. Like what the fuck is that Rogaine color?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:15.077)
this? Okay.
Scabzilla (27:16.657)
do that such a cool fucking hat i love that he has two
Tony (27:16.929)
What the fuck?
Thrak (27:17.108)
I
Beth (27:19.13)
Well, that's what I There's a hat under a hat. He has a beanie and then... It does look like that.
Grant (27:24.116)
you
Thrak (27:24.49)
It's like Steve Harvey. He has the Steve Harvey beard.
Scabzilla (27:24.977)
This guy three.
Mr Dr Steve (27:25.975)
Is he wearing a hat on a hat? What's going on with this picture?
Gerry (27:26.274)
He looks like he's about to sing a really
Tony (27:28.981)
Yeah, that's what we were talking about a minute ago.
Scabzilla (27:30.695)
He's got like three hats on, man.
Gerry (27:30.922)
He looks like he would sing a really bad cover of Black Hole Sun to like an audience of three.
Thrak (27:37.076)
No, think he's the guy who tries to like No, I think he's like the guy who tries to sell Molly and bang like the 17 year olds at Coachella
Scabzilla (27:37.287)
Yeah, who am I? I'm a black hole son. God, won't you come and wash away the rain?
Tony (27:38.226)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:40.175)
Go son!
Mr Dr Steve (27:40.747)
Grrrr
Beth (27:41.177)
Mm.
Chris ANC (27:41.497)
You
Beth (27:48.44)
Yeah.
Tony (27:49.879)
He's the Hello, fellow children guy.
Gerry (27:50.062)
Yeah.
Thrak (27:50.548)
Steve, Steve Buscemi?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:52.933)
Hello fellow kids.
Gerry (27:53.24)
So is there any... Why don't we go around the room? Is there any other celebrities we want to dunk on right now?
Grant (27:56.949)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (27:58.531)
Yeah, give me a...
Scabzilla (27:58.727)
Dude let me see some John Goodman. John Goodman. Show me John Goodman.
Tony (27:59.127)
You
Thrak (28:00.276)
You could probably dunk on all of them, couldn't we?
Beth (28:04.238)
You could.
Chris ANC (28:05.593)
Can we do Donald Trump?
Thrak (28:08.446)
Peace.
Tony (28:08.493)
What? No, we know, can we not? We'll all fucking get like, we'll all be on a list.
Scabzilla (28:10.028)
Donald Trump. Wait, no. Yeah. Yeah, here we go.
Gerry (28:10.19)
Too easy. Too easy.
Beth (28:10.274)
I
Thrak (28:10.964)
Yeah, he's all skinny now. It's weird. Yeah, he's skinny now. It's weird, yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (28:11.205)
that's like target practice.
Beth (28:13.082)
Ugh.
Gerry (28:16.514)
John Goodman doesn't look like that now. He's like super skinny. my god, Races Gemstones is like one of the best fucking shows I've ever seen.
Beth (28:17.55)
What? He got thin?
Mr Dr Steve (28:19.552)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (28:19.559)
Yeah, have you seen the righteous gemstones? He's pretty skinny now, dude. It's so fucking- or vice- we just finished vice principles and that shit's awesome. Oh it is? Dammit. Whoa! Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, middle left? With the glasses.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (28:19.749)
Yeah, like right here.
Tony (28:23.629)
That's fucking, it's ending this. It's ending the season.
Gerry (28:28.952)
That's good too, This is, yep.
Tony (28:30.549)
Yeah, it's the four seasons, the last season.
Thrak (28:30.644)
See, this is what happens when you don't take Ambien, kids.
Gerry (28:40.974)
Is that Steven Seagal?
Thrak (28:42.6)
That... Big Lebowski. That's Big Lebowski, yeah. Yeah. Do you fuckers not know Big Lebowski? What the hell's wrong with you?
Tony (28:42.825)
No, that's him in Big Lebowski.
Grant (28:43.103)
Big Lebowski.
Scabzilla (28:44.665)
No, go back. Go back! Go back, there's a black and white photo with glasses.
Beth (28:45.102)
Big Lebowski.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (28:46.341)
Go back.
Mr Dr Steve (28:47.381)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (28:49.329)
this, yeah.
Beth (28:50.523)
Aww. Who has a team?
Scabzilla (28:52.559)
I know Big Lebowski, I was just trying to go for this.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (28:54.201)
He looks like he looks like the singer for the descendants right now.
Chris ANC (28:55.725)
He looks more like f-
Tony (28:58.349)
Hahaha
Thrak (28:58.443)
Hehehehehe
Gerry (28:59.116)
haha
Chris ANC (28:59.245)
He looks more like Fred Flinstone in that picture than he did in the movie.
Scabzilla (29:00.11)
NERD!
Gerry (29:03.042)
Ha ha ha!
Thrak (29:03.314)
Yeah, that's true.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:03.939)
I dunno, Helix?
Tony (29:04.065)
He looks like he'd be in like, he looks like he'd be in Weezer.
Beth (29:07.344)
he looks adorable.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:07.651)
Yeah, kind of Weezer. Either Weezer, he looks like Milo, he looks like Milo Ackerman. He looks like Milo Ackerman.
Scabzilla (29:07.879)
Ooooo
Chris ANC (29:08.136)
god.
Thrak (29:09.694)
yeah, like yeah, it's the buddy Holly video
Scabzilla (29:14.247)
Stop throwing out these names like we should know them, Bill. Who is that?
Chris ANC (29:16.279)
Hahaha!
Beth (29:16.29)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:17.103)
That's the lead singer for The Descendants.
Mr Dr Steve (29:20.897)
We get it. You have a subscription to entertainment weekly. We get it.
Thrak (29:23.742)
You
Chris ANC (29:24.439)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:25.659)
That's a whatever.
Gerry (29:26.892)
Entertainment Weekly.
Thrak (29:27.316)
Goddamn.
Scabzilla (29:30.449)
good on you john goodman who else who else
Gerry (29:32.141)
Yep.
Beth (29:32.184)
Yeah.
And surprise, he's still alive.
Thrak (29:37.172)
It's because he lost all that weight.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:37.275)
Well, he's all skinny now.
Tony (29:38.219)
What? What kind of things to say about John Goodman?
Mr Dr Steve (29:38.389)
Yeah, they...
Thrak (29:40.468)
And when the Roseanne shit happened, he went far away. no.
Gerry (29:42.732)
What's what's Kanye doing these days? Is he doing anything productive?
Beth (29:44.152)
Mmm. Mmm. Jerry, stop. Boo.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:45.659)
I...
Grant (29:46.209)
Next please.
Tony (29:46.421)
You
Scabzilla (29:48.283)
He made those the collective. he did that. Like, he did that like.
Gerry (29:51.79)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (29:51.981)
I don't... If someone else wants to look up Kanye, they can. I don't really want to.
Beth (29:51.982)
Grown! Ugh!
Tony (29:52.941)
You
Thrak (29:57.717)
kids see ghosts sometimes kids see ghosts
Beth (29:58.4)
Yeah, don't know.
Mr Dr Steve (29:59.283)
No.
Tony (29:59.595)
You
Gerry (30:02.636)
Hey Aaron, remember that time that I was I was dunking on you but not know what degloving was and you were like, let me see. And you like, Googled it. And then, and then you like had to get off the call.
Grant (30:08.117)
Mmmmm
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (30:08.699)
no.
Tony (30:09.601)
my god.
Scabzilla (30:09.703)
Yeah
Thrak (30:10.333)
Chris ANC (30:15.129)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (30:16.859)
That show was terrible, my god. It was naive. And I think Thrak was there too, weren't you?
Gerry (30:18.616)
Who was on with this? Was that Nave?
Thrak (30:19.028)
Probably
Was I? I don't remember. I've done so many of these, I can't remember.
Scabzilla (30:26.7)
Yeah, you probably wiped it from your memory because it was terrible.
Gerry (30:26.997)
man, was that what? I think I remember that was the episode where we were dunking on fucking Jenny from Forrest Gump and how big of a bitch she was in that movie.
Thrak (30:34.164)
No, navel navel wasn't there for that that was the Castlevania
Scabzilla (30:35.768)
yeah.
Tony (30:36.609)
That was like Castlevania. It was like Castlevania episode 2, I think.
Gerry (30:39.27)
I love you, Jeannie. And then she's like, I'm going to fuck everyone for us now and come back and I'm giving you AIDS.
Thrak (30:45.204)
I think that was the Castlevania. Steve, do your best for us right now.
Scabzilla (30:45.799)
Okay, Jenny
Chris ANC (30:46.035)
Hahaha!
Mr Dr Steve (30:48.459)
Na-Nai
Tony (30:49.613)
You did in Castlevania too, so I don't know. I you always dunk on her.
Mr Dr Steve (30:53.815)
man on the spot. All right, Jenny.
Scabzilla (30:59.623)
that's good.
Thrak (30:59.732)
That's beautiful.
Chris ANC (31:00.897)
Hahaha!
Gerry (31:03.02)
Yes. But yeah, it was a crowding achievement of mine to get you to Google image de-gloving.
Beth (31:10.848)
No, why? That's so bad!
Scabzilla (31:14.055)
Holy Christ. They were all asleep, thank fuck, because now I have live with the demons on my own. I don't sleep anymore. I think I'm-
Thrak (31:14.182)
I'm glad his kid wasn't in the room.
Beth (31:16.471)
my God.
Thrak (31:19.22)
You crawl in the bed and your wife's like are you okay? And you're like I'm not I'm not okay I Need to process this
Chris ANC (31:22.425)
you
Gerry (31:24.93)
Dude, we try-
Grant (31:28.543)
Can I be the little spoon tonight, please?
Gerry (31:28.706)
Dude, if you, like, I mean...
Beth (31:28.762)
Hold me. Yeah, I need a me little spoon.
Gerry (31:33.442)
You gotta traumatize kids a little bit though. You gotta traumatize them a little bit. You can't just let them... What are... What's happening? I don't want this! I don't want this!
Scabzilla (31:36.987)
That's true. You gotta desensitize him.
Thrak (31:37.684)
No, no, no, no, no, no Get that weirdo what's that guy's name again?
Beth (31:38.766)
You'll do it naturally.
Mr Dr Steve (31:41.183)
What are we doing?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (31:41.211)
Enjoy. Enjoy.
Grant (31:44.053)
I'm scared.
Chris ANC (31:46.595)
What the fuck?
Mr Dr Steve (31:47.873)
Why loving God would you search this?
Beth (31:48.264)
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (31:51.951)
Why is this one censored? Why is this one censored?
Beth (31:51.969)
so long.
Gerry (31:52.172)
What's happening?
Tony (31:53.171)
What the fuck?
Thrak (31:54.939)
uncensored right now
Scabzilla (31:55.003)
Bill, can you please look up fighting Fudons? Please look up fighting Fudons.
Chris ANC (31:55.797)
Uncensor it. Uncensor it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (31:57.019)
I don't want, what is it?
Gerry (31:57.154)
Don't click that.
Thrak (31:58.675)
Come on!
Beth (32:00.772)
Why is he so long and thin?
Grant (32:02.613)
Cause he runs all the time, Beth.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:03.227)
Why is he just Knuckles? What's what is? Guys, guys.
Thrak (32:04.692)
because he has great cardio. His cardio is fantastic. Bill, who's the name of that weirdo, that weirdo sonic artist?
Scabzilla (32:06.823)
He has to go fast or else the demons catch him
Beth (32:07.027)
He looks so tall! Why is he so tall?
Gerry (32:07.086)
He's in good shape, Beth, he's doing his best!
Chris ANC (32:07.321)
you
Mr Dr Steve (32:07.799)
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:12.239)
Guys, it's-
Chris ANC (32:12.404)
He stretched out.
Scabzilla (32:14.277)
This show is fucking perfect.
Gerry (32:16.888)
Croc.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:17.089)
Ken- Ken Penders. It's- it's- it's Vector, dancing with the- it's- it's- guys, it's Vec- it's Vector, dancing with a swan. I mean, come on.
Beth (32:17.166)
Ehh.
Thrak (32:18.77)
Ken Penders, yeah. Pet. I wish.
Mr Dr Steve (32:19.511)
D'h!
Scabzilla (32:19.847)
chicken tenders. Like chicken tenders.
Thrak (32:27.633)
Hell yeah.
Beth (32:27.898)
Hmm.
Mr Dr Steve (32:28.801)
Happy Valentine's Day everybody.
Gerry (32:29.164)
Yeah, I don't.
Grant (32:29.47)
that's yes.
Thrak (32:30.554)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:31.227)
Why does Knuckles look like this? Like, just why?
Thrak (32:36.66)
It's not a crescent. like it's like it looks like he's wearing ice
Beth (32:36.922)
This curvature of the spine.
Scabzilla (32:37.883)
Jesus edge Christ
Gerry (32:38.102)
He doesn't have any bulge! Where's the bulge?
Mr Dr Steve (32:38.5)
We should not body shame Knuckles. Come on, it's 2025.
Beth (32:42.212)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (32:42.88)
Where's the bull? Where's the beef?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:44.411)
Oh wait, wait wait wait, I have to introduce you guys to TurboTails. No no no no no.
Thrak (32:46.196)
No, no, no
Gerry (32:48.878)
Scabzilla (32:49.073)
Please. Whoa, what's happening? This tail's getting edged in that one. Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. damn it.
Beth (32:49.39)
boat has.
Tony (32:49.399)
What?
Chris ANC (32:51.107)
Do it. Do it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (32:54.309)
No no no. Titan... Titan tails. Titan tails.
Beth (32:54.958)
You
Mr Dr Steve (32:57.175)
maybe I was just kidding about that. Maybe we could body shame Titan tales a little bit.
Beth (32:58.244)
Turbo down.
Gerry (32:58.82)
Scabzilla (32:59.675)
This is cool.
Thrak (33:00.201)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (33:02.651)
here's how it happened.
Thrak (33:03.508)
It looks like Joe Rogan Nobody nobody asked for this bill just did it
Tony (33:03.597)
I'm
Gerry (33:04.27)
No... No...
Beth (33:07.844)
I don't, yeah, don't, mm-mm. Whoa, the anime one, like the one that was.
Gerry (33:09.036)
Which one of you asked for this?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (33:09.243)
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, wait guys, I forgot this is song. No, we weren't going anywhere so I just wanted to type something in.
Scabzilla (33:10.081)
I'm broken.
Beth (33:14.166)
None of us. Nobody asked for it.
Chris ANC (33:14.711)
That was Bill, he forced it upon us.
Thrak (33:19.956)
You didn't have to do this.
Scabzilla (33:19.975)
This looks like if he was like, if he did half a dose of steroids, like he's almost roided out but like not quite there so his head is just stupid.
Thrak (33:25.332)
You
Beth (33:27.608)
It's like discount Super Saiyan.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (33:30.833)
yeah, right here. what's like, somebody, somebody drew this.
Scabzilla (33:30.875)
Discount steroids like dollar general steroids
Chris ANC (33:33.164)
What the fuck, why?
Tony (33:36.097)
What the fuck is that?
Beth (33:37.146)
And that's unfortunate.
Thrak (33:37.364)
That's unfortunate.
Scabzilla (33:38.087)
That is a good idea. What if Tails did the fan tail?
Gerry (33:38.666)
Somebody was like, hey, are you almost done drawing Tails' thighs?
Tony (33:44.653)
Hahaha
Thrak (33:44.756)
No, I need another week. I need a week.
Beth (33:45.016)
Big die.
Scabzilla (33:45.031)
Another three minutes chief Right there the thing the thing from reddit with the sonic entails right there was shadow entails in the middle That's cool. I like that
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (33:52.987)
This? shit, this, yeah.
Thrak (33:56.917)
You
Beth (33:57.997)
I'm crying.
Chris ANC (33:58.553)
The scowl.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (33:58.597)
That just perfectly encapsulates Shadow as a character right there.
Mr Dr Steve (34:03.061)
He just looks like he just knocked over Tails' ice cream. That's the face he's making there.
Thrak (34:03.1)
encapsulates my feelings I think so yeah
Gerry (34:04.43)
boy.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:06.538)
no, This this face is like literally the best. This is this face is perfect.
Beth (34:07.386)
Whoa!
Scabzilla (34:07.527)
You
Chris ANC (34:08.953)
What is wrong with Sonic though? Look at the little nose, little mouse, big ass eyes, what the fuck is that?
Beth (34:15.065)
What?
Gerry (34:16.097)
Is this real?
That, okay, hang on. That face that Shadow was doing is literally the face that I do whenever a metal song hits really good. Like that is the face.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:19.247)
Yeah, no, Jerry.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:25.561)
Yeah. So. So. I will say, for anyone who asked, is this real? Yes, every one of these pictures is actually from the Sonic.
Beth (34:25.722)
You were gonna say when you were taking a shit every time you're a shit
Scabzilla (34:25.895)
yeah, like a big disgusting chunky breakdown, yeah.
Chris ANC (34:27.737)
That's- that's a good blech.
Gerry (34:30.624)
Yep.
Beth (34:36.634)
Sonic Archie? Like what is it?
Scabzilla (34:37.765)
What's- I wanna see that one to the- it's got- I think I- Keep going left? Right there, right there! Wait, back one! Back, back, back, back! Nope! Nope! Nope! Back! Back! Right there! Right there! Right there! Right there! No!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:38.661)
The Archie comic, yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:45.507)
Sonic looking like a sloth? Like, what's going on?
Beth (34:48.612)
That's what I too long. He looks too long.
Thrak (34:48.66)
Cut your hair hippie
Gerry (34:51.116)
Hey, I have an idea. Let's transition the fuck away from this for a second. How about...
Grant (34:53.182)
You
Beth (34:55.598)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (34:56.859)
What about angry sonic?
Scabzilla (34:59.131)
Fighting Fudans. Look at Fighting Fudans.
Thrak (34:59.603)
No.
Chris ANC (34:59.949)
Yes, Angry Sonic. Angry Sonic.
Gerry (35:00.888)
Bill, Bill, if anybody's gonna know the answer to this is gonna be you. Have you watched...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (35:04.322)
lord.
Chris ANC (35:06.637)
That's fucking metal. I would get that shit tattooed on my body.
Thrak (35:09.926)
You
Gerry (35:11.682)
Well, maybe. Have you watched any Dan Da Dan?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (35:13.719)
Yes, Jerry, what's going on?
Thrak (35:14.686)
Somebody probably has.
Chris ANC (35:18.573)
Dandaran fucks. Dandaran is so fucking amazing.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (35:18.619)
Is it?
Gerry (35:20.162)
Dude, I started watching that and I'm like four episodes in and I'm like, holy shit, this is like, I understand the hype now. It's so fucking crazy.
Chris ANC (35:30.103)
Okay, I've been reading. Go ahead, Bill, because I'm going to take over afterwards.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (35:30.843)
That, that, I'm not gonna lie.
The last episode, the last episode pissed me off. That's all I'm gonna say.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (35:41.737)
you'll understand when get there it it it's weird
Chris ANC (35:44.814)
So I've been reading it for years right now. They're on chapter one, 182 and it's on hiatus. There is a chapter in like the hundred and sixties, hundred and fifties where there's no text at all. It's just panels and that shit fucking destroyed me emotionally. Like I was laying, laying in bed after I finished it and I just laid there for like an hour just thinking about what I had just seen. Dandaran is fucking amazing. It is the best.
Gerry (35:47.645)
really?
Scabzilla (35:58.897)
That's cool.
Beth (36:01.498)
I want to read it. I'd want to read.
Gerry (36:02.286)
Ohhhh
Chris ANC (36:13.493)
Manga slash anime out there right now like nothing compares to it
Beth (36:15.738)
So it doesn't fall off hard and crash into the ground like Jujutsu Kaisen?
Scabzilla (36:15.953)
Hold on. Hold on.
Chris ANC (36:20.767)
No, it gets better as it goes. And I think one of the things that makes it be that much better is that it's not all just like Aliens and Ghosts. You also have times where the kids are being kids. And those moments are fucking great. Dandaran is so good.
Beth (36:35.066)
No, that's better.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (36:35.109)
Give me your banana. Give me your banana. Give me your banana.
Mr Dr Steve (36:35.895)
Hmm.
Beth (36:39.258)
okay. Yeah, because I know it may be controversial to say, but I think Jujutsu Kaisen was so good and now it just completely lost itself. And I was like, I've never felt more personally hated. I feel as a fan, I was personally hated by the creators. So I was like, I'm pissed.
Gerry (36:41.35)
Give me your banana.
Chris ANC (36:43.161)
You
Mr Dr Steve (36:43.607)
Ahem.
Chris ANC (36:58.732)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (36:59.204)
you mean Jujutsu. You mean Jujutsu Kaisen. I love this character. they're dead. I love that. they're dead. I love. they're dead.
Beth (37:04.886)
It would for no reason, no reason. I'm like, this is not a story anymore. There's no, like there's no reason for anything to be happening. I was like, this is shit. This is actually just shit.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (37:13.017)
I if, hey, if your favorite character was the girl with blue hair, you're okay.
Beth (37:19.864)
No, well, okay, my favorite characters, it was one of those things that was like the first two, well, like one of my favorite characters died and I was like, wow, emotionally impactful, really like worked up to this, narratively makes sense, love this. And then they just started killing everybody and I was like, what the fuck is happening?
Grant (37:20.437)
Yes!
Thrak (37:21.128)
Sonic?
Chris ANC (37:22.637)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (37:22.759)
son.
Tony (37:23.245)
You
Scabzilla (37:40.615)
Have you seen Akame Got Killed? Did they do the same thing there? I guess it's only like fucking 20 episodes but yeah that shit's really good too and like everybody dies even like the main character. You say it's alright?
Beth (37:47.599)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (37:48.188)
It's alright. It's okay, I'm watching Attack on Titan right now and like every character that dies I'm just like, eh. Like, okay.
Beth (37:55.864)
Yeah, you eventually are like, I don't care about this anymore. I don't care about this.
Scabzilla (37:56.08)
always.
Mr Dr Steve (37:57.515)
Just like real life.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (37:58.555)
Characterized I'm just like whatever
Thrak (37:59.369)
Yeah
Tony (38:00.491)
You
Chris ANC (38:01.645)
Now Demon Slayer, Demon Slayer is fucking bullshit. I hated it. Okay, so it's good and then it gets to the point where like, okay, we have to finish the story and they trap everybody inside the castle and finish it in like 20 chapters. It awful. And then nothing matters at the end. It's all terrible. Those are great.
Gerry (38:06.54)
Really? I have heard really good, I've heard really good things about it.
Scabzilla (38:07.207)
I haven't seen that in a really long time.
Beth (38:16.887)
Mmm. I hate that shit. I-
Scabzilla (38:20.219)
Here we go, Bill. Yeah.
Thrak (38:20.788)
We're doing this again? We're doing this again?
Beth (38:22.424)
No, what? Never pause Naruto.
Tony (38:22.741)
What the fuck?
Gerry (38:27.03)
my God. dude. So here's the thing. That's a, that's another thing that I started recently. Greg begged me to watch some Joe Joe. He was like, man, please just watch a couple episodes. then dude, it's, it's so fucking good. We're on the, we're on the third season now. So the, the, I don't know the first one with the stands. Yeah. Stardust crusaders.
Scabzilla (38:27.121)
The Jojo's apparently getting that new anime sometime soon with the steel ball run and shit.
Jojo.
Scabzilla (38:40.785)
Dude, Greg and I could be best friends, man. I fucking love JoJo.
It is.
Phantom Dust? Or Fanta- or Star- no, Stardust Crusaders. Yeah, Stardust Crusaders. Dude, yeah. That just- it gets better! It gets fucking so much better, like the sands start off so fucking vanilla, like this one's fast and punches fast, this one is fire, but it gets to the point, like we're in Golden Wind, it's like, this dude can grow mold when you're- when the altitude that you're standing at decreases by 90 degree- by a 90 degree angle or something fucking crazy. It's- it's insane.
Beth (38:52.538)
You
Gerry (38:56.384)
and it's unbelievably good. just love how insane.
Chris ANC (39:15.693)
What the fuck?
Tony (39:17.463)
no.
Beth (39:17.572)
So specific.
Scabzilla (39:19.621)
but it's cool as shit.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (39:20.613)
Guys, graphs come up when we search us. Antthrac, Antbath. there we are. There it is. There it is.
Tony (39:20.78)
You
Beth (39:21.722)
Amazing!
Scabzilla (39:23.431)
Hell yeah dude, what the fuck?
Mr Dr Steve (39:23.623)
Hahaha!
Thrak (39:25.929)
wow, yay! The only two that matter.
Gerry (39:26.454)
and Beth.
Tony (39:26.847)
and THRAK.
Scabzilla (39:28.389)
Q &A's of course.
Mr Dr Steve (39:29.578)
You
Beth (39:31.65)
Yay! I would have actually, could I edit my Q &A? I reread it and one of those sentences is poorly spelled and I was like, ooh. I don't know how to spell.
Scabzilla (39:32.583)
Super Pod User Guide.
Chris ANC (39:33.315)
Super fun. Wow.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (39:34.554)
there it is.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (39:39.154)
hey, I know him.
Scabzilla (39:41.479)
Well hell yeah! Yeah, I can edit that for you.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (39:43.471)
How far do we have to find? Tony.
Gerry (39:43.724)
I wonder, hey, let's just start Googling each other. Aaron, type your name into Google and see what comes up in the images. Type in, Bill, go up and type in Aaron's name and just see what comes up in the pictures.
Tony (39:45.557)
I'm there. Look, it's me.
Thrak (39:46.066)
The Tony!
Beth (39:48.025)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (39:48.121)
And your social security number.
Scabzilla (39:48.376)
Bill's doing it. Bill's doing it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (39:49.846)
Jeff. There's Jeff.
Thrak (39:51.998)
Fucking Jeff.
Beth (39:53.432)
my god. His full legal name for everybody to see.
Scabzilla (39:56.857)
Aaron Claussen, I'll spell it for you, KL.
Thrak (39:59.57)
no. Aaron Sorkin?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:00.156)
All right.
Beth (40:03.076)
the
Scabzilla (40:03.139)
A A S S E N Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:06.561)
right there. It popped right up. is it? wait. it fucking... Up!
Chris ANC (40:07.565)
No, no, it's misspelled.
Gerry (40:10.016)
Yep, that's him. wait, there he is!
Scabzilla (40:10.736)
That's me. Whoa, what?
Thrak (40:11.506)
That's, that's, there you are, holy shit! Woo! wow, looking like Seal.
Beth (40:11.802)
my god.
Chris ANC (40:11.897)
Holy shit! Second picture, dude! That is awesome!
Mr Dr Steve (40:11.908)
yeah, there you are!
Gerry (40:17.814)
Holy shit. All right.
Beth (40:19.108)
You're number two, number two.
Scabzilla (40:20.337)
Dude, I wanna be the guy with the crown. The guy with the crown.
Tony (40:20.717)
For in that, Baha'u'llah bless.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:22.373)
There he is. Found him.
Mr Dr Steve (40:22.391)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:26.053)
There's Aaron.
Beth (40:27.3)
There he is.
Scabzilla (40:27.847)
Of course it's a bunch of sports shit. God damn it.
Thrak (40:28.372)
Aaron's secretly a soccer player
Gerry (40:30.503)
Hahaha!
Gerry (40:34.604)
You can try me, I doubt I'll come up.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:37.239)
see I think yeah hockey coach that's right that's right hockey hockey coach
Chris ANC (40:38.541)
Bill Barber Park.
Thrak (40:38.836)
A hockey... That fits you, Bill. I look at me, I see a soccer, hockey player from the 70s. Before they had helmets.
Tony (40:40.092)
There's bill the first one
Beth (40:41.818)
Mr Dr Steve (40:43.991)
It's like looking into a mirror.
Tony (40:44.095)
Bill, with the mustache.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:44.289)
I about that.
Grant (40:44.489)
Yeah
Chris ANC (40:44.557)
Yeah. Right.
Scabzilla (40:45.883)
Hehehehehe
Beth (40:46.424)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (40:49.423)
Yeah.
Gerry (40:52.398)
All right, give me a shot. Give me a shot, see what happens.
Scabzilla (40:55.217)
Gerald Thomas, no I'm just kidding, Jerry Thomas.
Gerry (41:00.622)
There you go, there you go. Why are they all?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:02.405)
There he is. Perfect.
Grant (41:02.645)
You
Thrak (41:03.118)
Yeah
Beth (41:03.396)
Jerry Thomas! I like the food. I like the one with the meals on wheels. Old men.
Mr Dr Steve (41:03.639)
Hahaha
Thrak (41:09.364)
It's like Stanley from The Office.
Scabzilla (41:11.207)
Classic fried chicken, dude.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:12.644)
perfect.
Gerry (41:13.337)
there I am.
Chris ANC (41:13.945)
You
Beth (41:14.106)
So, yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (41:15.712)
Hahaha.
Gerry (41:16.02)
actually, there I am. In the middle, no, in the middle, yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:19.085)
right, Yeah, there he is. Are you sure it's not the train?
Beth (41:19.534)
Yeah.
Thrak (41:24.66)
you
Beth (41:24.73)
Are you sure you're not the train? Are you positive?
Scabzilla (41:25.593)
I'm... are you sure?
Gerry (41:25.742)
corporate wants you to figure out the difference between these two pictures
Mr Dr Steve (41:27.617)
hahahaha
Thrak (41:29.396)
This is...
Scabzilla (41:29.767)
Are you sure you're not the classic fried chicken meal?
Gerry (41:32.588)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:33.243)
Ugh.
Thrak (41:33.352)
Hehehehehe
Scabzilla (41:34.705)
Dude, I could destroy one of those right now.
Chris ANC (41:37.356)
You
Thrak (41:37.94)
You
Gerry (41:38.078)
Cherry Thomas inventor of TV dinners? Fuck yeah!
Beth (41:40.792)
Whoa, you died at 83.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:43.919)
Hey, he did appear.
Scabzilla (41:46.275)
shit dude.
Thrak (41:46.322)
Nice.
Chris ANC (41:47.566)
Here we go.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:47.757)
I don't think that's not Matt.
Thrak (41:50.29)
Now looks like him.
Scabzilla (41:51.355)
That's the power of SEO!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (41:51.503)
Yeah.
Beth (41:51.706)
Why is there like a fern- like furniture?
Scabzilla (41:55.761)
Who else?
Chris ANC (41:55.833)
We got to fix that so we're number one.
Gerry (41:56.494)
Cool. We're number one.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:00.507)
I have to know. That's not Alex. That's not Alex at all.
Grant (42:02.933)
you
Tony (42:03.149)
You
Thrak (42:03.284)
I
Scabzilla (42:03.985)
sweet. It's an actual barber.
Gerry (42:04.762)
Hahaha!
Beth (42:05.313)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (42:08.609)
Ooh, I have Thrax full legal name. We can use Thrax full legal name.
Mr Dr Steve (42:09.335)
should have known.
Thrak (42:13.05)
No, don't you do it. No.
Grant (42:13.237)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:13.595)
No, we're not gonna.
Beth (42:13.976)
Yeah, I am also not volunteering my full legal name.
Scabzilla (42:14.043)
Don't- no, don't talk soon.
Gerry (42:17.533)
I can see Thrak just sweating because he's like, oh, here we go. The internet is finally going to know what my real name is.
Tony (42:20.603)
Ha!
Scabzilla (42:26.17)
Holy shit.
Thrak (42:27.26)
It's there if you look hard enough.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:30.075)
don't even know what we're... cool, yeah, we're... yeah, some guy that's not us.
Thrak (42:30.9)
But you have to earn it.
Scabzilla (42:33.009)
What if, Bill, what if you just Google 3DO podcast? What if you just Google 3DO podcast? Are you guys the first one that comes up?
Thrak (42:34.75)
Fucking Sega Lord X.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:38.779)
We're the only ones, so I'd hope so.
Thrak (42:40.403)
I think so.
Chris ANC (42:42.061)
Yeah.
Thrak (42:43.09)
by process of elimination.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:44.953)
Yeah. wait, no, it's that one other 3DO podcast.
Scabzilla (42:45.435)
Boom, okay, that's cool.
Gerry (42:46.582)
Hey! I have question for everybody. Did anybody catch that PlayStation event yesterday? Holy fucking shit! Is this the year of the ninja? There's so many ninja games coming out and I'm so on board with it.
Beth (42:49.018)
you
Chris ANC (42:49.209)
And that makes it 3DO.
Scabzilla (42:51.238)
Yo.
Thrak (42:54.194)
Yes.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (42:54.383)
Yes.
Tony (42:54.997)
I watched it.
Beth (43:03.258)
The Year of the Ninja. Yes, yes. Yay. I had like four, I had four separate people be like, this Digimon game, fat, the Digimon game. I was like, yes.
Scabzilla (43:03.921)
dude in the new digimon in the in the new sonic racing game hell yeah dude
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (43:04.485)
Hey look, it's Aaron!
Chris ANC (43:06.775)
New Digimon. New Digimon.
Gerry (43:08.034)
That new Digimon.
Thrak (43:08.175)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (43:16.977)
Yeah dude, that new Digimon game is gonna be so sweet. And it's a fucking Digimon story game.
Gerry (43:17.347)
Yeah.
Beth (43:20.822)
Yeah, I was like, ugh. When they were like, some people were like, Digimon game, I was like, is it world? Because I don't like world. They're different. I don't like the gameplay loop.
Chris ANC (43:28.249)
There's a difference. There's a big difference.
Thrak (43:29.864)
What's wrong with the world?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (43:30.768)
guys, I found the I found him. Everything is right in the world. Everything is right in the world.
Scabzilla (43:34.139)
The Dude-Mire.
Beth (43:35.588)
That dude.
Thrak (43:35.646)
Praise be, praise be.
Scabzilla (43:39.143)
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (43:39.189)
Ugh.
Gerry (43:39.514)
yeah, there was a lot of cool stuff on that PlayStation thing.
Beth (43:43.162)
Mm-hmm.
Thrak (43:44.146)
No first party shit though.
Gerry (43:46.527)
No, I-
Scabzilla (43:47.495)
That's so fucking weird, because usually, like, I mean, I guess this was PlayStation past, but like with every PlayStation 4 event, you would see like, also, okay, okay, okay.
Gerry (43:52.034)
Well, not ffff... Well no, hold on! There was! There was! There was that fuckin' Returnal sequel.
Beth (43:58.008)
Hmm? Yeah.
Thrak (44:00.998)
Yeah, they own that studio now.
Scabzilla (44:01.144)
Gerry (44:03.042)
Yeah, and I'm fucking excited for that shit because Returnal was incredible. Yeah, goddamn.
Beth (44:03.106)
Yes. Housemarque are great.
Mr Dr Steve (44:06.823)
Yeah, I'm waiting for that one too.
Thrak (44:09.594)
It was that and what? Days Gone? Remaster? Like that's it.
Gerry (44:12.46)
the re yeah we there's no way that we can have a sony showcase without a fucking remaster
Tony (44:12.599)
That's so fucking strange.
Scabzilla (44:13.418)
yeah, what the fuck?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (44:14.254)
yeah.
Thrak (44:17.236)
Hehehehehe
Mr Dr Steve (44:17.879)
Yeah, they can keep that.
Beth (44:17.946)
I feel like Days Gone actually really deserves a remaster because it was kind of buggy at launch or something like that, so people were having a kind of difficult experience. yeah, that's a studio who really wants to do a sequel.
Scabzilla (44:18.172)
Why?
Tony (44:28.754)
They had to it in patches, but it's just strange that it's
Chris ANC (44:29.987)
Days Gone is better than The Last of Us. Days Gone is the good zombie story for PlayStation.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (44:30.807)
that beautiful...
Scabzilla (44:32.625)
Hell yeah, dude.
Tony (44:35.978)
It's strange that they...
Scabzilla (44:36.049)
Tommy made that on his phone.
Thrak (44:36.217)
here he goes. Here Chris goes. Here he goes again.
Tony (44:40.063)
It's strange that they gave it a remastered but didn't like cancel the sequel. So it's so fucking so fucking weird.
Beth (44:44.504)
They need to, yeah, people are so...
Thrak (44:45.65)
And then he got- and then the guy got all pissed that his game was an astrobot and it's just like, dude, be glad anybody fucking remembers.
Beth (44:49.519)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (44:51.117)
John Garvin throwing a melt- having a meltdown. Yeah. Hey.
Chris ANC (44:52.395)
I remember, that game was awesome.
Scabzilla (44:54.747)
I love that lot of the search results are just garbage I posted on Twitter.
Tony (44:55.115)
Yeah, it was dope. I can't wait to get the remaster so I can finish it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (44:58.541)
Aaron, I love the fact though that when you search Super Pod Saga, like Aaron comes up, but Dave Jackson is first.
Gerry (44:58.839)
You
Chris ANC (45:04.115)
Hahahaha!
Gerry (45:04.543)
hahahahah
Mr Dr Steve (45:04.555)
D-D-D-D-
Scabzilla (45:05.201)
Hey, what the fuck? Jared Schrader even? What the shit? That's weird.
Beth (45:06.894)
Hey.
Thrak (45:10.315)
Jared Schrader.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (45:11.705)
I just love how it's like, Aaron, Aaron, second to Dave.
Gerry (45:12.088)
The fuck?
Chris ANC (45:15.907)
You
Beth (45:16.054)
You
Gerry (45:16.096)
And retro rehab of all things comes up too. But not me. Nope. Fuck me.
Scabzilla (45:16.133)
I guess, yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (45:20.603)
No, you're down here. You're down here, Jerry, somewhere. Where'd you go? There you are. There you are.
Chris ANC (45:21.049)
Nope, no Jerry.
Gerry (45:24.43)
Cool.
Chris ANC (45:26.009)
That fucking picture dude. I saw that picture of Jerry after I met him and I'm like who the fuck is this guy? This ain't Jerry.
Scabzilla (45:26.215)
Ayyyy
Beth (45:30.658)
It's the goofiest.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (45:30.843)
and there's a
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (45:38.597)
There's Dave again, because Dave apparently is more important than Superpod. That's really funny.
Gerry (45:40.194)
Hahaha
Scabzilla (45:40.549)
What is that?
Thrak (45:45.419)
He was too big for Superpod.
Scabzilla (45:47.151)
Motherfucker. Not Dave, mean like this. Dave's cool, I love Dave. Great Dave as I call him.
Gerry (45:48.802)
My spoon is too big.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (45:50.875)
Dave's great, I just love the fact that it's you type in SuperPuzzle and it's like, Dave.
Gerry (45:53.496)
Tastes great.
Gerry (45:57.386)
No, you're not good enough. Here, have a Dave Jackson.
Chris ANC (46:00.355)
You
Scabzilla (46:01.337)
I'm a Dave.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:02.861)
Jerry, you're all the way over here.
Beth (46:05.998)
Yay.
Gerry (46:06.67)
What? Elbow.
Chris ANC (46:07.875)
click on it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:08.859)
Okay. we got- we got- we got Jerry this way, and then we got Jerry this way.
Scabzilla (46:08.913)
Type in just Beth. Just type in Beth, see what we get.
Beth (46:12.056)
Just in general.
Gerry (46:12.893)
look, I'm doing flips.
Thrak (46:14.839)
Hahaha!
Tony (46:15.149)
You
Chris ANC (46:15.395)
you
Beth (46:15.428)
Who comes up?
Gerry (46:18.829)
Hahaha
Beth (46:18.914)
Yeah,
Thrak (46:18.962)
He's going to sleep. You look like you're going to sleepy.
Mr Dr Steve (46:19.903)
Hey!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:21.719)
And then we have Aaron.
Gerry (46:21.806)
There's our,
Beth (46:22.415)
when you put him to bed. Tuck him in.
Mr Dr Steve (46:23.831)
You
Thrak (46:24.424)
Hehehehehe
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:26.24)
And Dave's still here.
Beth (46:29.156)
That's it.
Gerry (46:29.422)
Yeah
Thrak (46:30.814)
Fucking Dave.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:33.116)
hey, it's that game show we did like two years ago.
Scabzilla (46:37.103)
yeah, and it got re-uploaded somehow because Spotify for podcasters can chug my balls.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:42.299)
yeah, old logo, old logo. No, this was like way back in the day.
Gerry (46:44.962)
Wait, I was on this?
Scabzilla (46:46.759)
this was, this was before I even met you, Jerry.
Beth (46:49.198)
This is featuring Jay and Jerry.
Gerry (46:49.9)
No, I was... But it's featuring me. I'm on it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (46:54.127)
I don't think that thumbnail's cor- Yeah, I don't think the picture's correct. I don't think this podcast exists anymore.
Scabzilla (46:54.149)
No, that's the best licensed games though. It's got the wrong... Yeah, yeah. Because... No.
Thrak (46:54.58)
It says best light.
Gerry (46:57.663)
Beth (47:01.786)
There was another Jerry, they replaced that Jerry with you. What happened?
Gerry (47:04.27)
Ha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (47:05.135)
the person that was from this podcast is no longer part of that podcast yeah that's fun
Gerry (47:11.788)
I thought you were gonna say dead.
Scabzilla (47:12.251)
What a time.
Mr Dr Steve (47:13.323)
You're telling me the thumbnail of a podcast tile would lie.
Tony (47:14.251)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (47:15.544)
I know.
It was accurate at the time, damn it.
Thrak (47:18.769)
never happened before.
Beth (47:18.957)
lying.
Scabzilla (47:23.249)
That little fuckin' License Games episode was a hoot though, holy shit. I cannot wait for Cocaine Adenes.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (47:29.699)
I love how like you, the picture of Aaron and then Nave and then Chris and then Danny and then Dave and then Will and then like everybody. And then Steve and then Jerry.
Chris ANC (47:34.585)
Ha
Scabzilla (47:38.235)
And there's Chard. there's Steve.
Thrak (47:41.307)
Yeah
Chris ANC (47:42.617)
you
Gerry (47:43.0)
Ha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (47:43.993)
And then it's all of us. Up there I am. And there's Alex and there's Tommy.
Scabzilla (47:48.603)
What else could we look up?
Beth (47:48.632)
Who's the person who looks like Adam Warlock?
Scabzilla (47:53.541)
Where?
Beth (47:54.682)
scroll down there was like there was look look kind of like but like a
Gerry (47:55.598)
Adam Warlock.
Scabzilla (47:57.62)
that's- that's Adam, Australia Adam. Yeah.
Chris ANC (47:57.681)
shit.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:02.028)
right.
Beth (48:02.81)
I was like, why is there like a not gold Adam Wor-
Chris ANC (48:02.89)
Australia, Adam.
Thrak (48:03.473)
Hehehehehe
Scabzilla (48:06.629)
Adam Forrester. Well, I shouldn't have said his last name on here, god damn it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:07.259)
and there's Will and there's Steve. Tony. Found everybody.
Gerry (48:10.744)
hahahahah
Beth (48:11.406)
Cut it out. Leap it.
Chris ANC (48:11.917)
You
Thrak (48:12.244)
He's gonna be pissed
Scabzilla (48:13.773)
Australia, Adam. It's tricky.
Tony (48:14.634)
there I am.
Gerry (48:16.27)
Doxed.
Scabzilla (48:19.655)
Ummm... What else can we look up? Look up, I don't know, funny ice cream flavors.
Gerry (48:19.949)
Well then.
Gerry (48:25.814)
I don't...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:26.915)
Okay, let's do this again.
Thrak (48:28.798)
Jesus Christ.
Scabzilla (48:28.975)
I don't know, I'm just up spitballing. Somebody grant give us a good idea. What should we look up?
Gerry (48:33.122)
How about, what's everybody currently playing? Let's try that.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:37.755)
What, you guys don't want to try Heinz Beans flavored ice cream?
Gerry (48:41.058)
No, I sure don't.
Chris ANC (48:41.283)
I would fuck with that. That would be amazing. Yes.
Beth (48:41.507)
So horrible.
Scabzilla (48:42.192)
all day.
Gerry (48:43.992)
But I would love to know what you're currently playing, Bill.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:48.059)
Right now, let me let me turn this off because we don't need that anymore
Gerry (48:49.59)
Yeah. You're playing Google Image Search.
Grant (48:50.43)
Yeah. And everyone's anxiety goes down.
Scabzilla (48:51.279)
right now this exact moment in time.
Thrak (48:51.816)
Thank you,
Chris ANC (48:52.221)
Yeah
Beth (48:52.632)
right in this moment.
Thrak (48:56.276)
He doesn't want us to see him turn safe search off
Beth (48:57.785)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (48:58.838)
So right now, well, no, no, no, no, here's the easy thing. We're in Chrome right now. I do all my other shit in Firefox, so we're good. No, no, no, no, no. You don't do porn on the computer. You don't do porn on the computer.
Gerry (49:02.442)
Hahaha
Chris ANC (49:07.652)
well, the Pornis and Firefox. Okay.
Thrak (49:07.828)
You have a porn browser?
Tony (49:08.616)
Hahaha
Chris ANC (49:15.147)
Okay, confirmed on the phone.
Gerry (49:15.5)
you draw it by hand.
Thrak (49:15.74)
I you make a flip book.
Mr Dr Steve (49:17.4)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (49:17.615)
Well, duh. mean, so whatever.
Chris ANC (49:19.801)
Yeah.
Beth (49:21.498)
I'm doing it, I draw it all myself.
Mr Dr Steve (49:21.781)
A real man makes his own porn by hand in the woods.
Thrak (49:23.732)
I am using my hand
Gerry (49:25.15)
You look behind Bill, he's just got a stack of papers with like circles that are just like the shittiest drawn boobs and he's just like, haha fuck yeah and he's making them bigger each time like I could go bigger.
Chris ANC (49:26.509)
Yeah.
Beth (49:28.762)
So it's just like a stick figure.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (49:32.508)
You Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you say this when I have legit anime girls behind me chilling there.
Thrak (49:35.952)
No, no, he goes out into the woods and finds the porn mag out there.
Beth (49:40.282)
Mmm.
Gerry (49:41.601)
huh. Look man, hey, a derg.
Thrak (49:42.448)
He looks at the sh- You look at the shelf?
Chris ANC (49:42.711)
I hope you don't have a jar. I really, really hope you don't have a jar.
Beth (49:42.906)
They're very blurry.
Grant (49:45.877)
So you turn all those figurines around, like when you're looking up.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (49:47.461)
Dude, I won't-
Thrak (49:50.261)
No, they look him in the eye. They're participating.
Chris ANC (49:51.891)
hahahahah
Beth (49:52.228)
Don't, you're not, guys, go. There's, just, if there's like a, if there's any of them are like, you know, under the age of 18 too, you're just like, ugh, I'm just gonna.
Mr Dr Steve (49:53.899)
He makes them watch!
Scabzilla (49:54.289)
God, that would suck. Joey!
Grant (49:59.539)
Yes.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (50:02.159)
well i mean you wanna be you wanna be technical i got to your back there tears technically sixteen so
Thrak (50:02.606)
You
Scabzilla (50:03.39)
Cover it, cover that pups ears.
Chris ANC (50:04.514)
shit, a terrier!
Scabzilla (50:10.821)
Damn.
Beth (50:10.954)
I've never looked up her age, what?
Thrak (50:11.026)
Hahahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (50:13.359)
Yeah, yeah, believe that or not. That'll blow your mind.
Beth (50:15.438)
I don't, I actually fully don't believe that. That girl is 21.
Thrak (50:15.526)
It's anime.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (50:20.431)
Nope, it's a real good manual. She's 16.
Thrak (50:22.404)
Officer she's 21
Beth (50:23.898)
She's 21! She's mat- She's mature for her age.
Scabzilla (50:24.615)
Bill, what are you playing? Bill, please, what are you playing?
Mr Dr Steve (50:25.515)
She said she was 21.
Chris ANC (50:29.625)
Hahaha!
Gerry (50:30.06)
Yes, for Christ's sake, Bill, what are you playing?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (50:30.443)
I am... I'm playing Mario and Luigi Partners in Time right now. I'm at the final boss but I decided to break the game so I'm like min- min-maxing right now. Just because. I've beat the game like a hot- like 12 times so I'm like, yeah, fuck it, might as well just break it this time.
Thrak (50:32.222)
Honey Pop 2.
Scabzilla (50:35.387)
Hell yeah.
Gerry (50:36.494)
Nice.
Thrak (50:36.755)
Lovely.
Scabzilla (50:41.895)
Hell yeah.
Thrak (50:42.748)
Love it.
Scabzilla (50:48.923)
love it is it for is it for still loading hell yeah yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (50:51.407)
Yes, very.
But I've been playing that, yes.
Gerry (50:56.686)
Chris, what are you playing,
Chris ANC (50:58.519)
Me? Dragon Quest... I keep trying to say Dragon Age. Dragon Quest VI. It is... It's fucking awesome, but the boss fights are absolute fucking bullshit.
Scabzilla (51:04.007)
Hell yeah.
Gerry (51:04.909)
Nice.
Mr Dr Steve (51:05.335)
Break in.
Tony (51:05.453)
you
Gerry (51:10.19)
Those games are fucking hard, man.
Thrak (51:11.486)
Sounds about right.
Chris ANC (51:13.667)
Dude, like, I just beat a boss last night. It took me like two hours to beat it, because I kept fucking dying. Because it did an attack that hit the whole party, and then immediately after that it did a heavy attack to one character. So I have two healers, and between the two healers and my hero, I had to keep everybody alive so that the heavy could keep attacking him. Everyone died and I just beat it with my hero with like two HP left.
Scabzilla (51:19.567)
What the fuck?
Gerry (51:40.654)
Jesus.
Chris ANC (51:41.653)
It is fucking brutal. The game's boss fights suck. The rest of the game is great.
Gerry (51:48.084)
Aaron, what are you playing right now anyways?
Scabzilla (51:50.791)
uh... from so i'm gonna be on this spoil or i'm gonna be on play along podcast on sunday and work for going through you feel false bound kingdom and another spoiler alert that came sucks dick
Chris ANC (52:00.611)
Nice.
Thrak (52:03.708)
Is that the GameCube one?
Chris ANC (52:04.116)
Yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (52:04.375)
Hey, it's not that bad if you keep pressing pause and you keep mashing the Konami code in and then you have all the money.
Thrak (52:11.781)
You
Scabzilla (52:11.815)
I forgot about that. Fuck, I should have been doing that. Yeah. It's like...
Thrak (52:16.02)
Is that the one on GameCube? Okay.
Mr Dr Steve (52:19.159)
But otherwise, yeah, it is pretty shitty.
Scabzilla (52:22.555)
Yeah, it's tough man, it's fucking rough. It's not hard, but like, the game is just so slow and like, so it's like Unicorn Overlord mixed with like a turn-based RPG. It's just so slow, it's really, really fucking slow. Yeah. I know.
Gerry (52:27.206)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (52:39.823)
What game? What game? Wait, what game is this?
Gerry (52:40.588)
Yu-Gi-Oh and Unicorn Overlord? I'm fucking out. I am hard out.
Beth (52:42.394)
See though, sounds so good to me, like my- don't know.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (52:46.011)
What game is this?
Scabzilla (52:48.409)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Falsebound Kingdom.
Gerry (52:48.578)
The opposite of hard on, I'm hard off.
Grant (52:48.658)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (52:50.027)
the one that has no cards at all and it's just a random RPG for no reason.
Chris ANC (52:51.735)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (52:55.343)
Yeah, it's almost, it's like it could be good if they would've just, if they made another one and tweaked it a whole bunch, they could make it good. But they were like, nope, let's just shit it out as it is. Fuck it.
Thrak (53:06.558)
Well, good thing there's like three million Yu-Gi-Oh games, so you can probably find one better than that.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (53:09.381)
Well, that one is funny because that one is a sequel to Duelist of the Rose, which is in itself a sequel to Forbidden Memories.
Scabzilla (53:10.234)
I know man.
Chris ANC (53:12.557)
Which ones?
Scabzilla (53:14.561)
yeah!
Chris ANC (53:15.927)
Which one's the one?
Thrak (53:16.025)
God.
Chris ANC (53:19.288)
my God. Why? Why are there so many?
Scabzilla (53:20.209)
Fuck forbidden memories.
Beth (53:22.671)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (53:23.259)
Just cause, they like to experiment and shit.
Thrak (53:23.636)
Konami, that's why, because Konami published them.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (53:25.613)
it's it's the same reason why there's like a thousand you do games it and a thousand a thousand
Scabzilla (53:29.467)
MasterDuel is all you need. Skip MasterDuel.
Beth (53:31.438)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (53:31.605)
Which one? Which one was the one on Game Boy Advance? The one that was based around the tournament, the city tournament where everybody had to. Yes. That one was good because I had a whole team of just like flaming swordsmen. So I would summon a bunch of like 1700 point monsters and just fucking beat the shit out of everybody with that.
Thrak (53:32.552)
Dungeon Dice Monsters is pretty good.
Beth (53:34.362)
I'm going to sanitize
Scabzilla (53:34.363)
Dungeon Dice Monsters is cool.
Mr Dr Steve (53:35.089)
Yeah, I'm gonna give that a shot on the collection when that comes.
Scabzilla (53:37.937)
Hell yeah.
Thrak (53:37.97)
It's fun. I have a card of it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (53:43.841)
the sacred cards. The sacred cards.
Scabzilla (53:44.409)
on Game Boy Advance.
Beth (53:44.941)
city.
Tony (53:53.869)
You
Thrak (53:55.625)
Hehehehehe
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (53:56.763)
that one that one that one is great because it's so fucking easy but then they made a sequel to it and they made it the hardest fucking game for no reason resh- reshev of destruction i think it's called there's some stupid shit like that
Tony (53:57.151)
You
Gerry (54:00.064)
You
Chris ANC (54:05.045)
Yeah.
What the fuck man
Gerry (54:09.71)
Chef, Jesus. Grant, what have you been playing, dude?
Thrak (54:10.888)
Rish-ef.
Grant (54:11.701)
And I'll be honest I don't really find much time to play just right now in life and everything but the way I just like last week started eternal strands so it just Yeah, it's a new game it came out on game pass I Don't even know how to do like I'm not even far enough I'm not even far enough in it to to figure out what it is I you use you use magic Yeah, it's an RPG. I think
Gerry (54:23.95)
What is that?
Scabzilla (54:24.775)
Tommy will not shut up about that game.
Thrak (54:26.258)
It's a new game.
Beth (54:27.258)
Is that it?
Gerry (54:30.572)
Is it a Strand game?
Chris ANC (54:32.569)
Does it have Kojima in it?
Mr Dr Steve (54:32.896)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (54:36.571)
Is that an RPG series?
Scabzilla (54:37.231)
Yeah, Tommy...
Beth (54:38.36)
Yeah, is it an RPG? That's what I... Okay.
Grant (54:40.073)
Yeah, like I said, I'm not far enough into it.
Scabzilla (54:41.806)
Tommy described it
Gerry (54:44.504)
Okay.
Scabzilla (54:45.191)
The way Tommy made it sound, was like Shadow of the Colossus mixed with like kind of Breath of the Wild. Don't you climb on the monsters?
Gerry (54:50.381)
What?
Chris ANC (54:50.521)
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Fuck that game. Nope. I don't want to have nothing to do with it.
Gerry (54:52.75)
Chris no, no, no, no
Beth (54:52.858)
No, I think eternal
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (54:53.819)
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Thrak (54:54.281)
No, fuck off, fuck off, fuck.
Mr Dr Steve (54:55.329)
You
Grant (54:56.894)
you
Beth (54:56.908)
No, isn't it?
Scabzilla (54:59.743)
okay, I you were telling me I was wrong, like, take it up with Tommy, man.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:01.445)
See, when you...
Grant (55:01.493)
You
Chris ANC (55:02.257)
Nope. Nope.
Gerry (55:02.286)
Oh, that's I thought too. I thought you were like, nope, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Tony (55:02.989)
You
Beth (55:03.054)
Yeah, I was like, awesome. Wrong.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:05.499)
When you said us... When you said us... it's gone.
Thrak (55:05.62)
It's in, it's, apparently it's, apparently it's influences or shadow of the colossus, dragons, dogma, breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom.
Scabzilla (55:06.791)
Shut up, Eric! Shut up! Shut up!
Beth (55:09.57)
I wanna see it.
Scabzilla (55:17.607)
That sounds very accurate. 10 out of 10s, 10 out of 10s.
Chris ANC (55:17.891)
Fuck that shit. no, no.
Mr Dr Steve (55:18.881)
So all the good games. got it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:20.101)
Yeah. See.
Thrak (55:20.66)
Sure. was like one good game in there.
Beth (55:21.252)
Someone just agrees with you and they should be heard.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:25.307)
See, when you said a Strand- When you said a Strand game, for some reason when I heard Strand game I thought I oh is this another Japanese RPG series that's like the Tales series or the Trails series or-
Chris ANC (55:25.887)
Yeah, Dragon's Dogma. And the climbing's not the good part.
Thrak (55:28.026)
No.
Chris ANC (55:36.121)
Trails.
Thrak (55:37.397)
The strands series the strands in the sky So I've been I've been working on a persona for again It's pretty good. I'm only like in the end of June like I just met Risa So I'm not super far best girl by the way fuck off Thank you
Scabzilla (55:38.535)
brands.
Beth (55:39.674)
this series, yeah, that tracks.
Gerry (55:42.798)
What are you playing?
Beth (55:44.036)
That will probably be one eventually.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:48.364)
game ever made. Sorry.
Gerry (55:48.524)
Okay.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (55:58.154)
Excuse me.
Tony (55:58.231)
Yukiko.
Beth (55:59.118)
Yes, Risa! It's Laura Bailey's vo- I mean, one, it's Laura Bailey's voice, so it's automatically like 10 out of 10. But Risa is way better. Yukio- I've been- I've been eyeing up the Yukio stamping the whole time and I just don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Ugh. Cheetah-
Tony (56:00.864)
Nah.
Thrak (56:04.68)
Mm-hmm
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:04.731)
I don't know, Amanda Winn-Lee does an amazing performance.
Thrak (56:08.136)
Yeah.
Thrak (56:12.177)
the Yukiko. I don't get it either. Like, she needs Chie to be interesting. She needs Chie to be interesting. Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:13.691)
She's back there.
Chris ANC (56:15.385)
She's back there. She does. She does.
Tony (56:16.533)
Yukiko is the best girl. I'm team Yukiko.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:16.943)
No, she doesn't. She's great. I can explain so many awesome moments, but I don't want to spoil the game.
Chris ANC (56:21.223)
Tony.
Tony (56:22.413)
Rize tries too hard.
Beth (56:23.82)
Yes, fair. No, no, no.
Thrak (56:23.944)
Yeah, please don't. Please don't spoil the game. But yeah, it's pretty good. This is like the third time, because I always got distracted by something else, because it's like an 80-hour game, and I'm like, I'll play something else. Yeah. But yeah, I'm trying. Golden, I'm playing on my Xbox, so.
Gerry (56:26.508)
Thrak, have you never played Persona 4? I thought you did.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:34.245)
That's not that long.
Tony (56:34.477)
80 hour if you're lucky.
Beth (56:37.146)
It was longer for me.
Gerry (56:37.475)
Yeah.
Gerry (56:40.824)
Are you playing Golden or are you just playing the OG?
Scabzilla (56:45.137)
Hell yeah.
Chris ANC (56:45.293)
Wait, has anybody played Persona 3?
Gerry (56:45.506)
Jesus Christ.
Gerry (56:49.456)
No, that's the only one I haven't played.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:49.731)
Yeah, I I've I've beaten it but I don't really like it that much
Scabzilla (56:50.0)
Reload?
Tony (56:50.016)
I played like some of it.
Beth (56:50.04)
No, I've been meaning to, I've been meaning to.
Mr Dr Steve (56:50.092)
No.
Chris ANC (56:53.207)
Okay, so whoever's played it, best girl in Persona 3.
Tony (56:54.933)
I played the original one, like partially.
Scabzilla (56:55.207)
I got halfway through.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (56:59.547)
food of food of no no that's that's that's five no fuka fuka the team priestess all the team priestess all the way no mit mitzir is good too mitzir is good too
Scabzilla (56:59.919)
Ooooo I-
Tony (57:02.529)
I haven't played that in like 15 years, so...
Scabzilla (57:03.856)
red-haired one.
Beth (57:04.046)
Yeah, FooTaba? Fooka?
Chris ANC (57:06.507)
Aaron's right.
Scabzilla (57:07.825)
The red-haired one.
Chris ANC (57:09.719)
Yeah, Mitsu-ru. Mitsu-ru. Mitsu-ru. Mitsu-ru. Yeah.
Beth (57:11.129)
It's her.
Scabzilla (57:11.439)
Mitsu- yeah, Mitsu- Mitsu-chan, whatever the fuck.
She's good. I like her.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (57:18.83)
Makoto's the best girl in five. I said it.
Chris ANC (57:20.269)
Yeah, she becomes like a full-fledged dominatrix in the Ultimax games.
Beth (57:21.754)
No, no, Makoto was not the best in five.
Gerry (57:23.702)
Yes, yes.
Scabzilla (57:26.779)
Fuuuck yeah!
Gerry (57:28.77)
Greg, I always want to say Greg has strong opinions, which he does, but Beth has some very strong opinions on these Persona games.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (57:32.059)
Team Priestess forever.
Beth (57:32.782)
He does.
Thrak (57:37.874)
Hey, the persona waifu wars are real, okay?
Beth (57:39.874)
Yeah, I will go and I...
Gerry (57:40.384)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (57:40.897)
I kid mostly because I'm not really a me-
Scabzilla (57:42.737)
That should just be its own episode, we should just do an episode on that, like, ranked persona waifus or whatever the fuck.
Beth (57:46.17)
Bye.
Thrak (57:47.796)
Well, let me beat four and then we can.
Beth (57:48.73)
Here, I'll say, I love Futaba. Futaba is for me, I think the best, but I give you Mikoto is really good.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (57:48.761)
The force, the only one I really care about.
Scabzilla (57:53.285)
No! I just had a good idea. We should... We should just... We should just grab...
Chris ANC (57:55.235)
She's such a little sister. She's such a little sister though.
Gerry (57:59.534)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (58:00.101)
Yeah.
Beth (58:00.41)
She's like, your character's 15, she's 14, you're a little boy.
Thrak (58:00.542)
You
Gerry (58:05.422)
Your little boy Chris Fucking roasted
Thrak (58:06.036)
Vroom!
Grant (58:06.332)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (58:06.713)
She's such a little... Listen, haven't been... Emotionally, I am a little boy, but I haven't been a little boy since I was 10 years old, because I've always been six foot tall.
Mr Dr Steve (58:07.711)
Mm.
Beth (58:08.033)
You're a little boy!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (58:09.019)
You
Mr Dr Steve (58:10.741)
You heard that? You heard that? You're emotionally immature.
Beth (58:13.665)
So... Yo little boy! She's a little girl.
Thrak (58:17.587)
Man.
Beth (58:20.184)
Yeah
Yeah, but Makoto is also like a child. So if you're going to say she's a little sister, they're all little sisters.
Scabzilla (58:24.259)
I've been a man.
Gerry (58:30.38)
You don't get hair on your face like this if you don't eat a few Pikmin.
Scabzilla (58:30.661)
my fucking god.
Chris ANC (58:33.401)
I need to your Pikmin.
Beth (58:33.882)
yeah.
Thrak (58:34.644)
When I was 11, I was born a man. Without any p-ilk.
Gerry (58:36.064)
Now I'm a male!
Scabzilla (58:36.675)
Without any milk.
Gerry (58:40.512)
Now you're a man. Man, man, No, dude, the orgasm of theme song. It's like the best fucking theme song ever. Have you ever heard that? Now you're a man. Holy shit. That movie is so fucking good. We should have a watch party of that movie because it is crazy. Ron Jeremy gets his head kicked in and it's, it's a quick shot of a vase breaking.
Scabzilla (58:42.956)
Alabama man!
Scabzilla (58:51.461)
No, I forgot about that movie. Fuck.
Tony (58:53.677)
I haven't fucking seen that shit in like 20 years. I have that in DVDs. I have that in DVDs somewhere.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (58:53.731)
yeah.
Scabzilla (58:59.708)
Dude.
Thrak (59:03.666)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy, hell yeah.
Tony (59:05.119)
I haven't seen, I don't remember a thing.
Chris ANC (59:05.877)
you
Tony (59:09.165)
I have it on DVD somewhere, we could always stream it.
Gerry (59:09.25)
And then they go into the fucking, the poor, the Asian dude's fucking restaurant and they're like, you better have my money. And he's like, fuck you guys. And he like tries to fight them and they like take him and like put his face through like the glass in the front of the store. But it's like a fucking dummy. And it's like so shitty. Look at it. It's like in slow motion.
Tony (59:23.201)
I don't remember that at all.
Tony (59:30.317)
I don't remember that at all. watched that movie in like 20 fucking years.
Scabzilla (59:32.081)
Dude, it's like, KongPow enter the fist. I need gopher chucks! And he's like, ffff-
Gerry (59:35.349)
fuck.
Chris ANC (59:36.123)
that's so good. That movie's so good.
Scabzilla (59:40.401)
fucking I was gonna say earlier we should just grab a bunch of waifus or a bunch of different games and have like a waifu tier list waifu wars that's good my fucking god dude the annual waifu wars
Gerry (59:40.554)
Ha
Gerry (59:46.582)
waifu war- no, just waifu wars
Beth (59:47.418)
I will fight
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (59:48.997)
Alright, alright guys just just just just pick and choose just pick and choose
Chris ANC (59:49.273)
See you.
Thrak (59:49.364)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (59:51.744)
my wife and I did that
Gerry (59:55.66)
We'll do like what we do with Anti-Game of the Year, but we'll do it with waifus.
Tony (59:55.789)
You
Beth (59:56.142)
was great.
Thrak (59:56.575)
The hell are you going, Bill?
Chris ANC (59:59.809)
Yeah, yeah, my, my, my wife and I did that. I picked my waifu, she picked her husbandos from books and then we alternated and I picked my husbandos from games and her waifu was from books. That shit was so much fun. I think, I think Kiryu was number one, so.
Beth (01:00:00.09)
I think...
Thrak (01:00:00.296)
There we go.
Tony (01:00:07.149)
This panda.
Beth (01:00:10.746)
That's so sweet.
Thrak (01:00:12.904)
That was a good episode.
Scabzilla (01:00:14.119)
Professor Dr. Steve, I would like to know who is your waifu, Professor Dr. Steve, in your professional opinion.
Mr Dr Steve (01:00:22.397)
I
Beth (01:00:25.742)
You gotta narrow it down for like you gotta.
Scabzilla (01:00:26.597)
You can have five if you want.
Thrak (01:00:26.708)
Yeah, give me your top five.
Gerry (01:00:32.94)
You could always go with the easy one, Tifa.
Beth (01:00:35.096)
No, sh- Jerry, you knew? You fucking knew.
Thrak (01:00:37.362)
Let the man speak.
Chris ANC (01:00:38.713)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:39.003)
What about?
Beth (01:00:48.504)
No, I love Fire Emblem
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:49.051)
No, I played it. I... I... I...
Chris ANC (01:00:49.089)
No, no.
Scabzilla (01:00:49.189)
No, Chris plays it too, yeah. Hell yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (01:00:49.623)
She likes eating weird food. like eating food. I have a smoker in the back. We gel on a-
Gerry (01:00:50.06)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:00:55.195)
I played Engage, I played it.
Scabzilla (01:00:55.655)
Fuck yeah.
Thrak (01:00:56.02)
Sounds like you read his tinder profile
Chris ANC (01:00:57.187)
Chloe, OK.
Gerry (01:00:58.166)
I'd smoke her in the back, you know what I'm
Grant (01:00:58.375)
Yeah.
Beth (01:00:58.414)
Yeah. Well, okay. I, meant to say I love Fire Emblem. I have a lot of problems with Engage, but you know, that's, it's still a Fire Emblem game and I had fun. Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:01:01.261)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:06.402)
Yeah, same. Why do they look like Colgate? Why do they look like toothpaste? Why do they look like toothpaste?
Chris ANC (01:01:08.089)
Why is it every character a fanboy like Rosado?
Gerry (01:01:08.686)
Colgate?
Scabzilla (01:01:12.113)
No, it's Captain Aqua Fresh.
Beth (01:01:13.424)
I know that it's true.
Thrak (01:01:14.642)
I've only played one Fire Emblem.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:15.003)
Fuck yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:19.931)
I like three houses personally, that's like my favorite one.
Beth (01:01:20.738)
These are valid questions. Yes, three houses. My favorite, my favorite is awakening.
Mr Dr Steve (01:01:24.415)
Okay. Well, that is an old timer, but I'm not, I need a whole podcast for that. So.
Thrak (01:01:24.84)
That's the only one I've played. That's the only one I've played.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:30.947)
I've been wanting to do that for GNC, but Alex won't play it, so I'm like just in here. Well, I'll have to get a I'll have to get a full team.
Thrak (01:01:31.025)
Yeah
Chris ANC (01:01:31.257)
you
Thrak (01:01:34.376)
I'll do it. I'll do it. We'll talk about three houses.
Scabzilla (01:01:34.725)
What, three houses?
Gerry (01:01:36.979)
Ugh.
Beth (01:01:37.547)
yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (01:01:38.075)
Why is Bernadette the best character? Five thousand page essay.
Gerry (01:01:39.659)
Ugh.
Beth (01:01:40.634)
I do also have lot of opinions about the characters in that.
Thrak (01:01:40.733)
She's the best she she she she's she's not a waifu, but she's the best character
Chris ANC (01:01:40.974)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:42.223)
Why? Why is why is why is female byleth better than male byleth? It just
Scabzilla (01:01:44.839)
Let's do it for Superpod.
Beth (01:01:47.386)
Yeah, she is. It's because of her really cool tights.
Thrak (01:01:50.876)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:01:51.17)
Tony, what are you playing?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:01:51.227)
She's back there too. She's back there too.
Tony (01:01:53.357)
I'm currently playing I'm trying to get through infinite wealth before pirate. Yeah, cuz it comes out
Chris ANC (01:01:56.025)
Of course she is.
Thrak (01:02:00.754)
Nice.
Beth (01:02:01.156)
there.
Mr Dr Steve (01:02:01.527)
Hmm.
Gerry (01:02:03.104)
wise man.
Chris ANC (01:02:03.683)
Such a great game. Ichiban, another husbando.
Thrak (01:02:05.076)
But you're at, but you're, yes, the husbando, absolutely. But Tony, you're at the part where the game drags, so it's gonna be a little rough. It's gonna be rough for a little bit. Yeah.
Beth (01:02:07.308)
A husbando.
Mr Dr Steve (01:02:07.753)
You
Scabzilla (01:02:07.781)
He is a hos- yeah.
Gerry (01:02:11.288)
Yeah.
Tony (01:02:13.813)
Yeah, I'm back in Japan and I...
Scabzilla (01:02:17.157)
Japan.
Gerry (01:02:17.437)
I guess I didn't go. I guess I'll share.
Chris ANC (01:02:19.341)
Wait, did you do the Dondoko Island stuff?
Scabzilla (01:02:22.023)
Did Steve go?
Tony (01:02:24.845)
I resisted playing that for a thousand hours because I wanted to beat the game before Pyreacus came out.
Thrak (01:02:31.764)
you
Chris ANC (01:02:32.841)
That's fair. I put like 25 hours into that on its own.
Gerry (01:02:34.058)
Aaron, did you just ask if Steve went?
Thrak (01:02:34.292)
It's okay, it's not amazing.
Scabzilla (01:02:38.981)
Yeah, Steve never said what games he's playing, did he?
Gerry (01:02:40.074)
Aaron, you asked him and then he just went.
Beth (01:02:42.19)
I used my super time.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:02:42.349)
You
Scabzilla (01:02:43.707)
I asked him for a waifu, not what game he's playing.
Thrak (01:02:43.89)
No, he asked him about waifus. Steve, what have you been playing? What have you been playing, Steve? yeah!
Chris ANC (01:02:44.089)
No, that was a wire-frame.
Mr Dr Steve (01:02:44.247)
yeah! When I play it really depends on when I have time to play. That's why I'm eclectic on the show we do. If I have time for PlayStation, I'm in the middle of rebirth right now. It's neat, but do I have time to always sit on the couch? No. But, you know...
Beth (01:02:46.626)
You asked some top five.
Gerry (01:02:47.689)
yeah!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:02:48.571)
yeah!
Scabzilla (01:02:49.534)
yeah!
Beth (01:02:50.82)
What were we talking about?
Gerry (01:02:51.149)
You
Scabzilla (01:02:58.99)
shit.
Thrak (01:02:59.719)
Hehehehehe
Mr Dr Steve (01:03:10.379)
Thrax was playing Bioshock with Andre a while ago and we got a series of those coming up and then I'm sitting there going, wait, I haven't played Infinite yet, holy shit, I should go play that so I'm in the middle of that too.
Chris ANC (01:03:21.337)
Infinite is so good.
Thrak (01:03:24.53)
I can't wait for you guys to hear the episode me and Dre did about Infinite because it was a very good episode. Dre had some very interesting thoughts about the game.
Gerry (01:03:24.576)
It's an okay game.
Chris ANC (01:03:26.307)
Shut up, Jerry!
Gerry (01:03:27.63)
Hahahaha
Chris ANC (01:03:35.085)
You know, I should have been on that episode. I should have been on that episode.
Scabzilla (01:03:35.163)
Hell yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:03:39.311)
I'm still, I'm still waiting for when Dre like messages me so we can start playing Galgun, because that's going to be an episode apparently.
Thrak (01:03:44.446)
You
Chris ANC (01:03:45.113)
Cow Gun.
Gerry (01:03:47.832)
Well, I have been playing probably one of the hardest games I've ever played in my life. I started playing Ninja Gaiden Black on an original Xbox and I cannot believe my fucking eyes. Like how difficult this game is, is... man, it is... Yeah. I know.
Chris ANC (01:03:58.649)
Ugh.
Thrak (01:03:59.189)
Hmm.
Mr Dr Steve (01:03:59.497)
Chris ANC (01:04:09.162)
It's not even the combat, it's the platforming. The platforming's fucking brutal.
Thrak (01:04:09.208)
Have you played, have you?
Scabzilla (01:04:13.895)
I feel like a thrack fell out of his chair to go grab that. Are you okay, dude?
Thrak (01:04:14.228)
Have- was important! Now- But Jerry, have you played Ninja Gaiden 2 Black? Okay. It's- It's easier.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:04:15.611)
That's...
Beth (01:04:16.38)
Yeah, I gotta go.
Chris ANC (01:04:16.491)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:04:16.962)
Hahaha!
Gerry (01:04:23.04)
No. So here's the thing. I recently found out... I found out that... So when they made the announcement, there's the new Ninja Gaiden that's coming out, and that looks sick as fuck. And I'm like, dude, this is exactly what I want. Because I've been... I've been... Yeah, that's the other thing that's like, holy shit, fucking Platinum's helping do a goddamn Ninja Gaiden game?
Thrak (01:04:35.89)
Yeah.
platinum.
Thrak (01:04:45.436)
I mean it's perfect and they kinda needed it because like everyone's leaving and everyone's like is platinum fucking dying? And then they're like no we're making the next Ninja Gaiden. It's like so they might be okay.
Beth (01:04:49.391)
Yes.
Gerry (01:04:53.442)
So once I realized that I wanted to play these games, I used to own Ninja Gaiden Sigma on PS3, but I never got far in it. So I was like, maybe I'll go check it out. So I went to go check it out. And then a friend of mine was like, well, hold on. You should play Ninja Gaiden Black instead of Sigma. And I was like, why? And he was like, it is way better. Sigma is toned down so much and they took a lot out of it. And like,
Chris ANC (01:04:53.985)
Aye, aye.
Scabzilla (01:05:00.391)
How dare you say that word.
Gerry (01:05:22.956)
They even like took enemies out of that game and then they just select the enemy count is down, but then all the enemies are just spongier. So like the balancing feels kind of weird and like there's like full areas where there's just like no enemies around. Whereas in Ninja Gaiden black, there's fucking enemies in every hallway and corridor and shit. But like I like it. I I've been really fucking digging it. So it seems like
Thrak (01:05:43.763)
Yep.
Gerry (01:05:50.316)
The best versions to play are Ninja Gaiden Black and then Ninja Gaiden 2... Is it Ninja Gaiden 2? It's just called Ninja Gaiden 2. No, well that's the remake, right?
Chris ANC (01:05:56.505)
Too black.
Thrak (01:05:58.023)
Yeah... Yeah...
Tony (01:05:58.893)
This is the guy in 2 black. It is the remake.
Scabzilla (01:06:00.027)
on 360.
Chris ANC (01:06:00.257)
Yeah, but you might as well play that then play the 360 version because it looks better and it plays exactly the same.
Thrak (01:06:03.944)
Yeah, the, well, in the 360, in the 360 version was known for having like really bad balancing to like the director, like after the game came out, he's like, yeah, we didn't balance it properly, sorry. So Black 2 is a little bit easier, but it's good.
Scabzilla (01:06:06.809)
I really want to play Super Monkey Ball.
getting that itch again.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:06:14.235)
These games are hard as fuck, Aaron. I know. Aaron, you should play Super Monkey Ball Adventure.
Scabzilla (01:06:16.487)
They're so good.
Thrak (01:06:25.428)
Don't tell him to play Super Monkey Ball Adventure. Don't, don't, don't, don't do that.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:06:27.321)
Why? You can play that horrible game. It's not a good game to actually play it.
Scabzilla (01:06:27.427)
So I have this cool Super Monkey Ball art book and it's got a section for Super Monkey Ball adventure. No, I've heard about that, but yeah.
Chris ANC (01:06:28.057)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:06:33.364)
Well, it's a rough one. It's a rough one.
Gerry (01:06:38.318)
So have any of you guys ever played Ninja Gaiden?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:06:41.181)
the old ones. I had a PS- I had a PS- I had a PS2 growing up so instead I played Shinobi. That was my game. I love that Shinobi. I know! I'm psyched! I know, I'm psyched!
Tony (01:06:42.325)
I play like the NES ones.
Thrak (01:06:42.868)
Which ones are the old ones? Which old ones?
Scabzilla (01:06:43.941)
I played 2 on 360.
Mr Dr Steve (01:06:44.097)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:06:50.036)
I he's good.
Gerry (01:06:50.167)
that was a good game too though. And then there's a new Shinobi coming out! That game looks fucking sick as hell!
Tony (01:06:53.55)
I can't that looks fucking dope as fuck
Thrak (01:06:53.748)
Being done by the streets of rage for people
Beth (01:06:54.458)
Mm-mm.
Gerry (01:06:57.164)
Yeah, it's insane.
Beth (01:06:57.653)
Scabzilla (01:06:58.488)
I didn't know that. That's fucking cool. Lizard cube. They're good.
Thrak (01:06:59.666)
Yeah, Lizard Cube. Lizard Cube's making it. Yeah, and it looks incredible. Yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (01:06:59.915)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:07:03.916)
Yeah. And then there's that other Ninja Gaiden game, the 2D one, Ninja Gaiden something or other. That also looks really... Yeah, that looks really fucking good. Yes, Ragebound.
Beth (01:07:10.222)
Yeah, that's the title.
Scabzilla (01:07:10.311)
Oh. Uh. Oh, what is it called? Rage Bound, yeah.
Thrak (01:07:10.322)
Rage Bound.
Tony (01:07:10.893)
How do you hear about that one?
Mr Dr Steve (01:07:12.341)
Yeah, that looks- that looks good.
Thrak (01:07:14.856)
I think it's gonna be, Ragebound. I think it's gonna be a Metroidvania.
Mr Dr Steve (01:07:16.736)
Rage about.
Gerry (01:07:20.344)
Could be. I don't need it to be. See, here's the thing though. I recently came to this conclusion that like, I, okay, two of my favorite styles of games are Souls likes and Metroidvanias, but I'm fucking tired of them. Like every goddamn game that comes out now it's like, and it's a fucking Souls like that's like somebody. I see the screenshot of someone that screenshot that new Ninja Gaiden remake, the Ninja Gaiden two black.
Scabzilla (01:07:20.913)
That'd be fucking cool. Isn't that?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:07:22.575)
I just.
Tony (01:07:31.248)
wow.
Thrak (01:07:36.007)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:07:47.64)
the one that came on Game Pass and under on Steam it's tagged souls like and people were like, it's not a fucking soul. You can't just be like the game's hard, souls like, like stamp.
Thrak (01:07:54.79)
It is not a Souls Lake. Not even close.
Beth (01:08:00.108)
Yeah, that's done.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:00.741)
These are the same people that called Crash Bandicoot the dark souls of platformers. And I'm like, guys, chill.
Chris ANC (01:08:00.833)
You
Thrak (01:08:01.276)
Yeah, yeah it
Tony (01:08:02.189)
There's a dodge it's a souls like.
Scabzilla (01:08:06.682)
That's stupid. That's so stupid.
Chris ANC (01:08:07.693)
The dark souls of platforming.
Mr Dr Steve (01:08:09.175)
2016 was a dark time. Everything was the dark souls of everything back then.
Thrak (01:08:09.62)
It's not even the hardest platformer I've ever played. Yeah, it's not even the hardest platformer of that era. Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls.
Beth (01:08:09.902)
Go. Yes, it still hasn't fully. Yeah, I think we're still in that era.
Chris ANC (01:08:14.627)
Right.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:14.915)
No.
Gerry (01:08:15.746)
But it's still going.
Scabzilla (01:08:15.975)
Contra is the dark souls of shooters. Fucking Jesus Christ. R-Type is dark souls but horizontal.
Gerry (01:08:20.91)
But yeah, like I just, as I'm playing...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:08:25.775)
why I play dumb anime RPGs.
Gerry (01:08:25.93)
As I was playing Ninja Gaiden, I was like, this is what I want though. I want a good action game, but this style of action game. It doesn't need to be a fucking Souls-like. I like a difficult, challenging game, but that doesn't mean it's a fucking Souls-like.
Beth (01:08:28.866)
It helps.
Thrak (01:08:30.866)
like Dark Souls.
Scabzilla (01:08:39.344)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:08:44.36)
Like, yeah, the Ninja Gaiden games, they're technical, but in a very different way from like the FromSoft games. Yeah.
Gerry (01:08:50.826)
yeah, it's, it's, would almost say that it's just a, it's, it's more of a character action game, but it's like an early designed character. Cause like the character action games that we know today are like, you know, your Bayonetta's, your fucking devil may cries, stuff like that. But like, this was like this early, I mean, that's 2005. We didn't really have a lot of like character action games. We had like God of War and Dante's Inferno and shit like that, but nothing like this.
Thrak (01:09:09.704)
Yeah.
Yeah, well it, it, it fall, it fall, it falls betwe- Yeah. Yeah, it, it, it's, it's post like Devil May Cry like one and two. I don't know if three was out yet, but-
Scabzilla (01:09:15.206)
Dante's Inferno, fuck yeah.
Chris ANC (01:09:15.225)
No, no, that was that was way before that way before those that was original Xbox
Tony (01:09:19.179)
Yeah, Ninja Gaiden was like 2002.
Gerry (01:09:20.638)
yeah yeah yeah
Beth (01:09:21.274)
Mm.
Tony (01:09:25.709)
It was like 2002, was it? No, 2001.
Chris ANC (01:09:27.481)
Post the original Devil May Cry at least
Gerry (01:09:27.968)
Yeah, so
Thrak (01:09:28.936)
Yeah.
Beth (01:09:29.274)
We're all on a computer. Someone can Google this.
Thrak (01:09:32.148)
What's your job Beth?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:09:32.923)
I still have funny ice cream flavors tagged open.
Beth (01:09:35.162)
I just mean like we could solve this problem.
Thrak (01:09:37.51)
Yeah. Well, nobody's asked Beth. What have you been playing?
Beth (01:09:40.396)
Hmm? Are you, is Jerry done? Okay. That's what I know. And I wanna, like, I don't wanna, I know he can.
Gerry (01:09:44.94)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:09:45.704)
Who cares?
Scabzilla (01:09:45.895)
I mean, he can keep going all day. You need to just take the mic from him. He's cut off.
Tony (01:09:46.581)
Ew.
Chris ANC (01:09:46.649)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:09:46.775)
Jerry's done.
Tony (01:09:50.975)
It was 2004.
Gerry (01:09:51.84)
I do this to Greg all the time. I'll be like, I'll just start going on about something and he'll be like, okay. guess I'll just, yeah. All right. And then I'll be like, I'm sorry. Were you, were you done? He was like, no.
Beth (01:09:58.564)
Note, the best part...
Thrak (01:09:59.016)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:03.749)
That's just me and Alex at every GNC, where Alex will go on for three hours about something. be like...
Gerry (01:10:10.478)
Go on, Beth.
Beth (01:10:10.522)
No, the best part about being friends with Jerry is that you can have a 45 minute to an hour and a half conversation where you haven't said anything. Because he doesn't need input. And it's great. I just play games or read stuff and Jerry's just talking to himself. And I'm like, this is fantastic. And he'll go, yeah. Yeah.
Thrak (01:10:10.644)
You
Thrak (01:10:24.083)
You
Gerry (01:10:24.782)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:10:31.149)
Hehehehehe
Thrak (01:10:31.506)
You occasionally go, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay, mm-hmm. Totally.
Chris ANC (01:10:36.857)
Start quizzing her. Start quizzing her.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:37.807)
greatest ending the app.
Scabzilla (01:10:38.117)
I don't know, it's...
Gerry (01:10:39.246)
I'm gonna be all self-conscious now every time we're on voice chat.
Mr Dr Steve (01:10:40.705)
The fall of
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:43.195)
The greatest, the great.
Thrak (01:10:43.38)
the Romans yeah crossing the Rubicon yeah
Beth (01:10:43.722)
Mmm. Mmm. Yes. I finished full novels.
Chris ANC (01:10:44.09)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:10:48.295)
Toyota Rubicon, yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:10:52.079)
The absolute greatest ending to a GNC podcast ever was we had Jerry on like two years ago to talk about video games like consoles and stuff and Jerry had this like really heartfelt nice send off for the episode and then Alex just jumps in and goes the N64 sucks and the podcast just literally ends with Jerry going no and then it just and I just cut I cut it perfect I cut it perfectly
Gerry (01:10:52.376)
Ha
Chris ANC (01:11:08.161)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:11:10.239)
Mwahahahah
Gerry (01:11:11.212)
You
Thrak (01:11:11.536)
Where's the lie? Where's the lie?
Mr Dr Steve (01:11:11.799)
You
Beth (01:11:15.006)
That's cute. Yeah, so I've been playing an insane amount of Marvel rivals. I don't know what happened. I don't play multiplayer games. I'm like, I don't really like multiplayer games. I don't even like me. I'm not a character action like a shooter person or not shooter. I don't play hero shooters. I don't play multiplayer games. And I'm like, I'm obsessed with Marvel rivals. I don't know. I dreamed about it. I watch.
Gerry (01:11:16.706)
Hahaha.
Thrak (01:11:17.908)
Alright Beth, what have been playing?
Scabzilla (01:11:23.481)
Nice. Uh-huh.
Gerry (01:11:25.44)
I don't know what happened either.
Beth (01:11:40.602)
high end players spectate other players' performances and make comments. And then the other thing I've been playing is Ace Attorney Investigations. it's like, cause I'm miles, I'm very close to the end of the first one.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:11:50.179)
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Scabzilla (01:11:50.491)
Yes! Yes!
Thrak (01:11:50.684)
Nice. Nice.
Mr Dr Steve (01:11:51.329)
Cracker.
Scabzilla (01:11:57.945)
Miles' H-Husbando, these Husbando material.
Beth (01:12:01.228)
And he, yeah, and he is so gay. I ship it like, I know it's like every
Gerry (01:12:04.846)
hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:05.531)
I love investigations because they gave Edgeworth his own Maya and he has to deal with his own Maya now and it's great.
Thrak (01:12:06.036)
Edge edge worth am I right?
Mr Dr Steve (01:12:06.123)
Hmm.
Chris ANC (01:12:06.969)
you
Scabzilla (01:12:09.343)
Miles Goonworth.
Thrak (01:12:10.45)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:12:10.635)
Hehehehehe
Thrak (01:12:15.956)
You
Beth (01:12:18.86)
Yes, but I love that it's like the reason why every single every single like investigation there is like someone who makes a comment about like Miles he just doesn't know women or he'll make a comment that's like I will you know the smell of whatever but I'm no I don't care about that I'm like this man is so gay I love him he is I I'm I'm a shipper I ship it
Scabzilla (01:12:20.615)
Other Maya
Grant (01:12:36.872)
You
Gerry (01:12:38.478)
You
Thrak (01:12:40.082)
He's gay for Phoenix.
Thrak (01:12:44.436)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:12:45.016)
We just need to-
Mr Dr Steve (01:12:45.333)
were a handful where there were women like glomming onto him too. you're just that you're just my brave night. Like, I'm just doing my job, man.
Beth (01:12:48.921)
Yeah.
Beth (01:12:52.408)
And he's like, huh? And he'll just be like, could you back off a little bit? Yeah, they're so fun.
Grant (01:12:52.445)
You
Thrak (01:12:54.26)
God I need to play these games
Scabzilla (01:12:54.279)
I am just doing my job.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:12:55.771)
Well that's the thing, the funny part is though, Phoenix is completely just like uninterested because he just like has no interest in anything.
Beth (01:13:03.351)
Yes!
He's like, it's over his head. Neither of these men know what's going on most of the time, which is very funny considering.
Thrak (01:13:07.602)
He's a career man.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:12.921)
of phoenix phoenix spends or or not phoenix got guys feet phoenix spends phoenix spends the entire
Thrak (01:13:13.778)
I mean that's men in general Beth. Let's be fucking real here, okay?
Scabzilla (01:13:15.759)
That's true.
Chris ANC (01:13:16.163)
Thanks.
Gerry (01:13:16.716)
hahahahah
Beth (01:13:18.618)
No, what? I'm sure you eight are different. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah, eight. But it's really good. think it solves some of like... So I've played the original Ace Attorney trilogy, loved it. I tried the great Ace Attorney, like the ones that... They took the joy... Yeah, earlier... They took the joy out of my life.
Scabzilla (01:13:19.303)
Ha ha ha ha!
Thrak (01:13:25.68)
Meh.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:26.832)
I mean.
Thrak (01:13:42.002)
The Herlock Shulms.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:45.192)
that
Thrak (01:13:45.96)
No, that's what they call them. That's what they call them. It is. It's very stupid.
Beth (01:13:47.682)
I hated it. I hated it. Yeah.
Gerry (01:13:47.938)
No, it's just so stupid.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:13:49.115)
That's interesting because Apollo Justice was the one that made me unhappy.
Scabzilla (01:13:51.621)
What?
Beth (01:13:55.623)
that's that's so I got I bought the ace of attorney one and then the other trilogy at the same time
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:01.485)
the Apollo Justice trilogy where Apollo is only the center figure of one game and it's not even the one that's named after him. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Beth (01:14:06.37)
Okay, exactly, and that's good. He's not, he's not, okay. But you said he doesn't like him, is that good?
Scabzilla (01:14:11.633)
The Apollo sucks.
Thrak (01:14:12.764)
Okay, okay, calm down.
Mr Dr Steve (01:14:14.645)
Okay, you know what? They're all winners. You people, I don't get, I don't get all this argument.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:17.093)
I'm just...
Beth (01:14:17.946)
No, I didn't. I found a lot of really bad pacing issues and things like that with the great Ace Attorney ones that I just... To get through those games was such a slog that I stopped playing games for four to five months after because I was like, nothing brings me joy anymore. I was like, over it, fully over it. And I was like, I guess I just don't like games. I was like, yeah, it's over. It's done. I'm out.
Gerry (01:14:21.422)
You
Scabzilla (01:14:35.546)
Jesus Christ! Ooh! Ooh!
Tony (01:14:37.014)
my god.
Thrak (01:14:39.026)
you
You're like gaming is peaked.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:14:43.023)
My favorite ace attorney, one of my favorite ace attorneys is the crossover with Phoenix Wright, just because like we get like interesting combinations where like you get like Professor Layden with Maya and he, you can tell he is so annoyed, but he's too much of a gentleman so he won't say anything.
Beth (01:14:51.791)
Yeah.
Beth (01:14:55.968)
Yeah
Thrak (01:15:00.636)
Yeah, yeah, is that the is that the only one that hasn't been? Is that the only Phoenix Wright game that hasn't been re-released because I think they're all available now.
Beth (01:15:01.188)
But I'll-
Scabzilla (01:15:01.937)
Luke, this motherfucker needs to close his trap! But I won't tell him.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:15:08.047)
Yep. Yep. The crossovers.
Beth (01:15:09.613)
Huh.
Mr Dr Steve (01:15:09.921)
They're all available on Modern Stuff except for the crossover.
Thrak (01:15:12.562)
The Fina- yeah, the Professor Layden one, which is probably just level five being weird about it.
Beth (01:15:17.114)
Yeah.
Mr Dr Steve (01:15:17.341)
I'm sure they'll reissue it soonish. Level 5 has been doing all kinds of stuff lately.
Thrak (01:15:20.722)
I mean, they should really do the classic, at least the DS trilogy. They should do a re-release of those.
Gerry (01:15:29.004)
I think that level five should probably go back to making fucking cool JRPGs. I... Fuck Professor Layton. I want...
Thrak (01:15:34.398)
but they make cool Professor Layton games. Fuck you! I love Layton, you asshole! I'll say New World of Steam is this year. New World of Steam is this year, yeah. Day one, day one. yeah, Steve, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Scabzilla (01:15:34.438)
Yeah.
Beth (01:15:34.81)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:15:38.511)
Hey, hey now.
Mr Dr Steve (01:15:38.608)
They got the girl that steals time coming eventually. I hope it's gonna be good.
Tony (01:15:38.923)
Hahaha.
Beth (01:15:44.09)
Isn't there a new one coming out? Yeah, okay.
Mr Dr Steve (01:15:47.479)
Yeah, I can't wait for that. No one's going to hear from me again after that comes out.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:15:48.537)
I will say though, I kinda want another.
I kind of want another dark cloud. Like dark cloud was great. Or a.
Scabzilla (01:15:56.295)
Star Cloud would be really fucking cool.
Thrak (01:15:56.863)
Dark Cloud would be sick, yeah. DQ9 remake.
Beth (01:15:58.522)
would like to see you in the dark cloud like now.
Gerry (01:16:01.516)
Rogue Galaxy is like one of my favorite PS2 games.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:02.521)
Rogue Galaxy. Fucking love that game.
Scabzilla (01:16:03.749)
rogue fucking galaxy it needs a re- it needs something
Thrak (01:16:03.956)
your galaxy school ro galaxy is cool
Gerry (01:16:08.514)
No, doesn't. No, stop it.
Thrak (01:16:10.632)
I think you can play it on PS4, can't you?
Scabzilla (01:16:11.256)
I want it, I want it on every system, that's all I want, I want it on every system.
Tony (01:16:13.983)
If you can, it's on the PS4.
Beth (01:16:14.19)
You
Gerry (01:16:14.518)
Emulated you can have it on every PC you own
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:16.133)
I think the problem with
Beth (01:16:17.316)
Dear just hates the word, he's just triggered by the word remastered. He doesn't even realize that he doesn't, at this point, I don't think he realizes its function. He just hears the word remastered and he's like, and then like, it's.
Chris ANC (01:16:18.291)
Hahaha!
Thrak (01:16:20.532)
Or... Ni no Kuni 3. Ni no Kuni 3, let's go.
Chris ANC (01:16:22.103)
He doesn't even know what it means.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:22.542)
I
Gerry (01:16:22.638)
hahahahah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:28.239)
I think the problem with Dark Cloud and Rogue-
Chris ANC (01:16:29.497)
Fucking Sony!
Mr Dr Steve (01:16:30.059)
available for people today.
Beth (01:16:31.194)
UGH! What do mean other people can play it now?
Thrak (01:16:32.276)
What do you mean I have to buy it
Scabzilla (01:16:32.807)
Accessibility?
Chris ANC (01:16:35.897)
They didn't set up a mister. They shouldn't be able to play this game.
Beth (01:16:39.842)
Yeah, yeah, exactly. How dare they not? Yeah.
Thrak (01:16:40.34)
This ain't on my amber neck, I can't put this on my amber neck
Gerry (01:16:40.352)
Hey, hey, hey, take it easy there.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:41.167)
So Jerry, were you triggered by the lunar remasters?
Chris ANC (01:16:41.869)
Yeah.
Beth (01:16:49.242)
He's just triggered by the word remaster. Like, don't.
Gerry (01:16:50.446)
little bit.
Scabzilla (01:16:51.441)
Jerry, don't need to answer, as your attorney, you don't need to answer that.
Thrak (01:16:51.54)
A little bit.
Gerry (01:16:57.282)
Yes.
Thrak (01:16:58.598)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:16:58.747)
Okay, so in Jerry's world he's like, I wanna pay $300 to play Lunar 2, dammit.
Scabzilla (01:16:58.747)
Aw shit.
Chris ANC (01:16:58.76)
Hehehehehe
Beth (01:17:00.206)
For...
Gerry (01:17:04.331)
I ain't paying shit for to play those.
Mr Dr Steve (01:17:05.143)
Well, that's your right, but maybe the rest of us just want to pay 20 or so and you know, on the systems we already have hooked up.
Chris ANC (01:17:05.891)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:17:06.258)
I can put it on my mister.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:09.519)
I know, right?
I know.
Beth (01:17:12.558)
And it's and I think it's like before every like, like state of play, Xbox showcase, Nintendo thing, even the games, the games show, whatever they call it, game awards, all this shit. The first, he's like, well, I hope there's no fucking remasters this time. It's like everything for the past two years. And not kidding. get help. I want to, I want to Tales of the Abyss remasters so bad.
Thrak (01:17:12.563)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:17:25.905)
Game Awards.
Thrak (01:17:35.164)
Remasters are good, Jerry. They are good.
Scabzilla (01:17:37.969)
They can be good. Yeah.
Beth (01:17:41.906)
so bad and if you or and i love also like i heard the rumor about zillia and i also love zillia so i'm like please so jerry leave the remasters alone some of us are out here crying for them
Thrak (01:17:41.906)
I think it's coming. I think it's coming. I think it's coming.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:43.918)
Hey.
Scabzilla (01:17:47.673)
Okage the Shadow King, Shadow Hearts, other Shadow games, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:48.869)
Hey, I would.
Thrak (01:17:50.035)
Well, the, well, well, the, well, well, the Tales of Producer, well, after they did, no, bring it back. Bring it back.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:52.613)
Normally, normally.
Chris ANC (01:17:55.469)
Like.
Mr Dr Steve (01:17:57.144)
Maybe not that last one.
Grant (01:17:57.397)
You
Scabzilla (01:17:59.147)
I I'm just...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:17:59.211)
See, see... See, they did Graces, so that gives me hope because Graces is obscure as fuck. that's like... No it's not! No it's not! No it's not! That is the second best game in the series. I don't care.
Chris ANC (01:17:59.477)
Yeah
Beth (01:18:04.782)
Yes! so great. I love graces. What? No! No! No! No!
Thrak (01:18:06.726)
Well, well, when... It's Grace's F. shit!
Chris ANC (01:18:06.841)
Graces is the bad one from that era. It fucking sucks. It's so bad. The best is abyss, followed by Symphonia, and Graces is in a shithole.
Gerry (01:18:14.904)
This is my favorite part of the Superpod Super Show is when people start fighting.
Beth (01:18:15.93)
Second best is a little generous, but it's not bad. Ew, Symphonia sucks.
Scabzilla (01:18:17.329)
Ha ha ha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:18:21.667)
No, all right, I don't like, I don't like Symphonia.
Thrak (01:18:23.368)
Symphonia is good. No, Symphonia is good. Yes, the original game is fine.
Mr Dr Steve (01:18:25.271)
The remaster of Symphonia sucks, but...
Chris ANC (01:18:25.879)
Yeah. Yeah.
Beth (01:18:26.266)
Symphonia is one of the ones that it's like, hm?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:18:28.123)
No, okay, all right. I'll preface this again. you, the tit, well, the tit.
Tony (01:18:28.279)
some phonia. I like some phonia.
Scabzilla (01:18:28.391)
Yeah, I like symponia.
Scabzilla (01:18:33.057)
wait.
Thrak (01:18:33.564)
Symphonia is why the series still exists.
Gerry (01:18:35.63)
Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, on. One, one.
Beth (01:18:35.832)
No, but Symphonia is the one that is like, do you like Tales games? Or like, have you heard of Tales games? they're so you mean Symphonia? I'm like, can you say any other fucking Tales games?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:18:43.727)
Well, it depends on the year, if you're a few years later, if you're a few years later, it's Vesperia, because it depends on the era. Abyss is the one that was forgotten. I know. If they remaster it, for the love of God, dub the skits. Please dub the skits this time.
Chris ANC (01:18:44.641)
Elise is not legendia.
Thrak (01:18:44.976)
Vesperia fucking Vesperia. Vesperia's great
Tony (01:18:45.761)
Fantasia.
Beth (01:18:46.499)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:18:50.418)
Yeah! Love Vesperia.
Beth (01:18:50.552)
Yeah, and then they skip over Abyss, which is the best one. Fucking stupid. that would be so good.
Chris ANC (01:18:51.041)
You
Thrak (01:19:01.67)
Well, when they did the Tales of Grace's remaster, the producer of the Tales game said they are planning to remaster more of them. It's a remaster project. So my guess is we'll get Abyss, we'll get the Zilias, we may get Braceria, who knows.
Chris ANC (01:19:01.933)
Yeah.
Beth (01:19:08.103)
Mm. I hope so.
Scabzilla (01:19:08.666)
I
Chris ANC (01:19:10.371)
They better.
Gerry (01:19:12.652)
Woo!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:14.011)
Bamco's like, Bamco's like, do you guys want Symphonia again?
Beth (01:19:14.702)
Yeah!
No, no, don't do it to me. I'm over it.
Thrak (01:19:19.86)
Tales of Fantasia Do you want Fantasia the GBA the GBA ports eat it you'll love it
Chris ANC (01:19:19.961)
And they'll give us Dawn of a New World.
Tony (01:19:23.927)
Have they ever,
Beth (01:19:24.346)
Why not, why not like, how about instead of Symphonia again, they like do like a remake or re-release of Destiny or something like for people rebirth, like something that, please? Anything, I don't, it's Symphonia again, just please no. That's why, to be fair, I think I have a lot of hatred towards it because of the love it gets.
Mr Dr Steve (01:19:25.289)
No!
Tony (01:19:28.033)
Have they ever?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:35.535)
You know, rebirth, tempest, innocence, any of the ones that didn't come out over here?
Tony (01:19:36.557)
How about Fenty? When's the last time Fenty? When's the last time Fenty?
Chris ANC (01:19:36.887)
Destiny would be fine.
Scabzilla (01:19:39.495)
I would almost say like...
Tony (01:19:44.747)
When's the last Infantage has been remade?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:47.035)
Game Boy Advance.
Mr Dr Steve (01:19:48.523)
In order for them to do symphonia again, they should do symphonia good. How about that?
Thrak (01:19:48.754)
Yeah, you're getting the GBA port.
Tony (01:19:48.983)
So what about Fantasia? Fantasia fucking like the re-released like the new remastered the PS1 version or something.
Scabzilla (01:19:49.799)
That could be a good one.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:19:52.293)
Yeah, not just re-release the PS2, the bad TPS2 version.
Scabzilla (01:19:52.903)
Damn.
Thrak (01:19:53.448)
The 60 FPS patch. 60 FPS patch.
Beth (01:19:54.81)
Yeah, fair. Fair. Sorry, I've got so much...
Chris ANC (01:19:54.849)
Listen, the only bad part of Symphonia is the Thunder Dungeon. That dungeon fucking blows dicks. The rest of it is amazing.
Beth (01:20:03.396)
So, my-
Gerry (01:20:03.566)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:20:04.335)
You can't free run in it, it's so annoying.
Beth (01:20:07.13)
I think the thing with Symphonia is that it doesn't have... The cast of characters... Sorry, the cat is on this desk. The cat of characters. I think most of them don't really need to be there. Like, a lot of them end up feeling pretty pointless after a while. I think other than... Even like, Lloyd to a degree, I'm like, it doesn't feel like he super needs to be there. I think...
Thrak (01:20:08.574)
That's fine.
Scabzilla (01:20:14.097)
God damn it, cat.
Gerry (01:20:14.862)
You
Thrak (01:20:15.208)
the cat of characters.
Chris ANC (01:20:16.427)
It's a cat, I thought it was a monkey.
Beth (01:20:35.944)
my god, and why the fuck is Regal there? that, anyways, point being is like a lot of the characters end up being... Yeah, he's there for like, he is like a s- I think he says maybe a sentence that is relevant and then the rest, sorry this cat is hitting everything.
Scabzilla (01:20:39.301)
Is Regal the prisoner guy? Is he the guy with the shackles?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:20:39.909)
Cuz kick cuz kick cuz
Chris ANC (01:20:39.961)
Regal. Regal and priscilla.
Gerry (01:20:47.286)
I really don't like genus. I don't like the way he talks.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:20:50.095)
I don't really like any of the characters. don't really like, you know, honestly, don't... Out of... Out of...
Scabzilla (01:20:50.523)
I don't like his name. I don't like the name Genus. It's too close to penis, yeah.
Chris ANC (01:20:50.935)
I don't like the way his name sounds.
Thrak (01:20:52.436)
Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud
Mr Dr Steve (01:20:55.327)
Hahaha!
Gerry (01:20:56.174)
What's up, penis?
Scabzilla (01:20:59.335)
Lloyd's just being a big fucking bully to him, and he a penis. Bam! With your fucking ball in a cup weapon? What a piece of shit weapon. Ball in a cup, ball in a cup, it's a ball in a cup. Ball in a cup! Ball in a cup.
Chris ANC (01:20:59.545)
You
Gerry (01:21:02.146)
Yeah. Go get him, penis!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:03.193)
Out of the...
Thrak (01:21:03.22)
Dick slap
Chris ANC (01:21:03.577)
I'm glad your grandma died.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:08.451)
Out of the three... Out of...
Thrak (01:21:08.596)
you
Gerry (01:21:10.274)
Go take your dick out and swing it around!
Fucking soy boy beta genius.
Chris ANC (01:21:17.389)
Yeah
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:17.819)
To be fair, out of the big three, like Symphonia, Abyss, Vesperia, I think Symphonia is the weakest cast overall.
Beth (01:21:18.09)
but yeah.
Beth (01:21:25.166)
That's what I feel. I think the story's fine. Sorry.
Gerry (01:21:25.56)
So... Why the fuck doesn't anybody ever talk about Fantasia? Nobody ever mentions Fantasia.
Chris ANC (01:21:26.135)
Yeah. But it's better than graces.
Scabzilla (01:21:26.651)
Bring back .hack, but make it good.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:30.575)
Because it's old. Because it's old.
Thrak (01:21:31.76)
It kinda sucks. It kinda sucks.
Tony (01:21:32.5)
I did mention that, I mentioned like three times.
Beth (01:21:32.858)
That's another one that needs some new love, you know?
Mr Dr Steve (01:21:36.612)
It does need some help.
Gerry (01:21:37.666)
Tony, did you say Fantasia?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:39.331)
Yeah, he did. He asked when it was re-released.
Tony (01:21:39.413)
Yes, like three times. No one listens to me.
Thrak (01:21:40.541)
Yeah, you did.
Chris ANC (01:21:40.631)
Wait, wait. What about, what about tales of the world? When are we getting tales of the world?
Gerry (01:21:41.102)
I'm listening, buddy.
Beth (01:21:44.634)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:21:45.715)
Okay, so Tales of the World I like, but I was really annoyed when Luke showed up and he was... So...
Tony (01:21:47.993)
Apparently you weren't, Jerry.
Scabzilla (01:21:49.191)
Let's talk about a new series. Let's talk about .hack.
Tony (01:21:52.599)
Dot hack, yeah, how about the first four dot hacks getting fucking remastered?
Thrak (01:21:53.188)
No. Fuck.hack.
Beth (01:21:53.304)
No, you don't have to. The only anime I've tried to actually watch all the way through seven different times only get their episode for first four episodes.
Chris ANC (01:21:53.805)
Fucking.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:01.274)
It-
Scabzilla (01:22:02.245)
tried playing the first .hack game recently, like last week, and I kind of like, was, first I was like, this is really cool! And then I got about, like, four hours in and I was like, this really sucks.
Chris ANC (01:22:10.265)
Like four hours in and you're like...
Beth (01:22:12.302)
That's the .hack experience.
Thrak (01:22:12.708)
I knew you'd it. I knew you would drop it. It does.
Scabzilla (01:22:14.737)
Cause it sucks! I'm not gonna play a game I hate, man. I'm not gonna play a game that I fucking-
Tony (01:22:18.901)
It was kind of cool, then like you played a, then you played like this.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:22:19.407)
but you don't you don't want to play a game and then have to watch an ova and then play the second game and have to watch an ova and play the third game and
Tony (01:22:26.209)
Hey, was pretty cool at the time, man. Come on now.
Scabzilla (01:22:26.215)
It's not even that! No, it's not... It's not even that. It's like, between like story segments where you like have to open up 16 menus, invite party members, open up 16 more menus, and yeah, read emails and shit, and they had to wander around the world map.
Thrak (01:22:27.72)
And then the fourth game, yeah.
Chris ANC (01:22:28.813)
No.
Tony (01:22:35.103)
and fucking read emails.
Beth (01:22:37.21)
Mm.
read emails.
Thrak (01:22:40.596)
It's an MMO.
Tony (01:22:40.651)
Yeah, it's and it's the same thing like I don't I'd never beat the second one because it's the same fucking thing
Scabzilla (01:22:46.555)
Yeah, you wander around the world map, just clearing dungeon after dungeon after dungeon, and the dungeon is just boring. It's just like, hey, here's the hallway, there's enemies, there's the end, and then you go through...
Tony (01:22:55.757)
It's just, it's literally a single player MMO.
Scabzilla (01:23:00.411)
Yeah, it sucks.
Thrak (01:23:00.882)
Yeah. Just play Final Fantasy XII at that point.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:01.007)
Yeah, that's kind of was the idea behind it.
Chris ANC (01:23:01.069)
like Aaron was playing it and he's like this is like short art but worse I'm not playing this anymore
Scabzilla (01:23:07.66)
Exactly.
Thrak (01:23:07.956)
That's a low bar.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:10.479)
See, Tales of the World would be cool, but like whenever I play Tales of the World, I get to like the... Well, I didn't get to finish what I was saying. I was just saying that game was fun until Luke showed up and he was an asshole again. I was like, I was like all that development. was like, God damn it. He's back to being a prick.
Tony (01:23:13.005)
better sales.
Scabzilla (01:23:16.039)
I tried so hard to change the subject. Go, Bill.
Chris ANC (01:23:18.093)
Go, Bill. Go, Bill. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear it,
Beth (01:23:18.37)
I mean, I'll talk to the tails for a while.
Tony (01:23:24.341)
You
Beth (01:23:25.679)
Yeah.
No!
Scabzilla (01:23:28.839)
Shit.
Chris ANC (01:23:29.78)
Yeah
Beth (01:23:34.97)
Like literally, Luke's character arc is one of the best character arcs in like all of media. He said nah.
Chris ANC (01:23:35.531)
I will say that PSP.
Gerry (01:23:36.002)
You, Aaron, you laid that ball up so well. Like it was such an underhand and Bill caught it and then laid it on the ground and was like, tails.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:42.201)
Well, I didn't get to finish my sentence and I was going to finish it.
Chris ANC (01:23:42.227)
Hahaha!
Thrak (01:23:44.596)
Hehehehehe
Beth (01:23:46.639)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:23:48.077)
See, Tales of the World has the best depiction of Senna Coolidge out of all the Tales games, including Coolidge. Yeah, he has a better representation than on Legendia.
Scabzilla (01:23:48.437)
man.
Beth (01:23:53.114)
Scabzilla (01:23:53.607)
Kool-Aid what?
Gerry (01:23:55.502)
Senile Kool-Aid.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:23:56.709)
The guy from Legendia. Legendia.
Beth (01:23:57.242)
Really? And I didn't, you know what?
Thrak (01:23:57.406)
You
Scabzilla (01:23:58.451)
Beth (01:24:02.01)
And I don't hate Legende. Legende was actually the second Tales game I played.
Scabzilla (01:24:03.761)
Grant, what's your favorite Tales of game?
Chris ANC (01:24:05.529)
That game's awful.
Beth (01:24:08.492)
I didn't hate it, it was fun.
Scabzilla (01:24:09.105)
What's your favorite JRPG?
Gerry (01:24:09.644)
Let Grant speak! Let him speak about his tales!
Chris ANC (01:24:10.731)
Go Grant!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:24:11.086)
You
Grant (01:24:11.189)
No, know the funny thing is I literally like texting Tommy and telling him these people are way smarter than I am. I have no idea what the hell they're talking about and I'm all here for it. I like I anime I know what it is but like other stuff like you know like so when you guys were going on that team I'm like quick googling stuff I'm like okay now I know like a little bit like what I can get behind this so.
Chris ANC (01:24:22.413)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:24:31.316)
Rebound the same level
Tony (01:24:31.405)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:24:32.225)
Hehehehehe
Gerry (01:24:32.621)
Yeah
Beth (01:24:34.755)
it is.
Grant (01:24:38.397)
No, that's why I really haven't said much, because I'm just absorbing everything.
Chris ANC (01:24:42.233)
Yeah
Gerry (01:24:43.022)
Grant is just like on a like a fucking module like he's learning it's like how to learn the internet and it's just us like
Grant (01:24:45.993)
Yes, uh-huh. Taking notes quick.
Thrak (01:24:47.764)
He's the new guy at work
Beth (01:24:48.548)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:24:49.805)
He's taking information so he can program it into Tommy.
Grant (01:24:53.845)
Yes, there we go.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:24:54.541)
and to top it, I mean, Chris, Chris.
Scabzilla (01:24:54.805)
yeah, he's training. He's training Tommy's AI core.
Beth (01:24:55.161)
If you-
Tony (01:24:55.245)
He's uploading to Tommy as we speak
Thrak (01:24:55.668)
Next episode Tommy just knows everything about tales of
Gerry (01:24:58.206)
I'm upload them to Starlink at the end of the episode.
Grant (01:24:58.837)
Yes.
Mr Dr Steve (01:25:00.297)
Why foos?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:25:01.615)
I mean... I mean, Chris, you realize now that we found a third... We found a third person that likes Tales of the Abyss, we have to do a five-hour episode analyzing that game now.
Beth (01:25:03.048)
What the fuuuuck?
Chris ANC (01:25:07.413)
What are femboys?
Mr Dr Steve (01:25:10.103)
You
Beth (01:25:13.978)
literally all I wanted my entire life.
Gerry (01:25:15.374)
I'll take femboys for 500, Trebek.
Chris ANC (01:25:15.649)
Yes.
Scabzilla (01:25:18.351)
Trebek's fucking dead. He's just on the-
Gerry (01:25:20.191)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:25:21.359)
Well, me and Chris have been trying to do a Tales of the Abyss episode for like two years now. It just never happened.
Thrak (01:25:21.436)
Not anymore.
Scabzilla (01:25:26.001)
Do it.
Beth (01:25:26.629)
I play Tales of the Abyss every single year for an insanely long period of time to the point that my PS2 copy of it stopped working. when they re-released the... I still have... When I got rid of all of my DS, like 3DS stuff, except for the 3DS and... Because I want Tales of the Abyss. So it's the only reason I have my 3DS still is because I can play Tales of the Abyss.
Scabzilla (01:25:38.417)
Holy shit.
Chris ANC (01:25:52.739)
so good. It's so fucking good.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:25:53.723)
It was my favorite game of all time until I discovered Persona 4.
Beth (01:25:57.858)
It kind of still is my favorite game of all time.
Gerry (01:26:02.971)
Lies. Tell us what it really is.
Scabzilla (01:26:03.121)
best copy of that game is like, KILL ME!
Beth (01:26:06.362)
No, it is. it doesn't, I do still have it. I have it because I couldn't, it doesn't work anymore.
Thrak (01:26:06.772)
I can't do this anymore Play Vespalia please
Scabzilla (01:26:08.775)
Please Beth, just let me be!
Grant (01:26:10.613)
Just let me die, please.
Gerry (01:26:13.47)
You
Chris ANC (01:26:13.689)
The pins are fused to the console. It's great.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:26:18.875)
I tried to play like a two-player game with somebody and my friend like gave up like halfway and he's like this main character is a fucking asshole like I'm like he gets better
Scabzilla (01:26:19.759)
It's like that.
Beth (01:26:27.61)
But you did, yeah, the best character arc of all time.
Scabzilla (01:26:29.127)
Just like that dried up fish lady in the chocolate episode of SpongeBob. I remember the first time I played Tales of the Abyss.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:26:34.959)
time.
Chris ANC (01:26:37.452)
you
Beth (01:26:37.454)
I do!
Thrak (01:26:37.672)
I always hated it!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:26:38.747)
That's literally most people's response.
Mr Dr Steve (01:26:39.959)
I got my copy cheap from New York Comic Con forever ago. played it once and enjoyed it. This copy has clearly seen a lot more play.
Scabzilla (01:26:40.849)
CHOCOLATE!
Beth (01:26:41.422)
Yes, yes! It was a four day weekend.
Beth (01:26:49.682)
I so for quick little like actually like a genuine I not only do I remember the first time I played it it was I rented it from the gas station store in our in our town Asian yeah yeah well I when I was in and I was in high school you had shitty gas stations but but eventually
Chris ANC (01:26:49.922)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:26:49.945)
Mine has seen much.
Scabzilla (01:27:01.425)
Fuck yeah, I love these stories.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:27:02.085)
Hell yeah.
Chris ANC (01:27:02.233)
What the fuck is it with gas stations having video games?
Gerry (01:27:03.33)
The gas station store?
Mr Dr Steve (01:27:05.239)
In the 21st century?
Gerry (01:27:09.931)
Hahaha
Chris ANC (01:27:10.851)
Did I have shitty gas stations growing up? Like what the fuck?
Grant (01:27:14.847)
Yeah, I was going to say in our hometown. Yeah, yeah, in our hometown.
Scabzilla (01:27:14.895)
I rented games at gas stations all the time too, hey high five! Boom! Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:27:17.294)
Right? Like that's the thing. Like what is it about gas stations and video games?
Thrak (01:27:17.498)
I never did. It's okay. Chris, I never did, so it's okay.
Tony (01:27:18.381)
I've never, I've ran games from like grocery stores but not like a gas station.
Beth (01:27:19.214)
Yeah. Not any... Well, yeah. Yeah.
Gerry (01:27:21.41)
Some of us are hillbillies and some aren't.
Scabzilla (01:27:23.537)
It's just what happens in rural towns, bitch. I'm just kidding. Not minus the bitch part. didn't mean to put the bitch part. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Chris. I love you.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:27:23.675)
Tales of the Abyss is the reason...
Mr Dr Steve (01:27:28.435)
man, I got, I got a, I don't know if I need more corn or less of it over here. I don't know.
Beth (01:27:30.009)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:27:30.254)
Yes!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:27:33.399)
See, see, tales of the abyss. sorry, go on.
Chris ANC (01:27:33.524)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:27:33.786)
But anyways, eventually, they stopped doing rentals and everything at that store, that gas station, so I bought the copy that I had first played, and that's the copy I still have. So I couldn't get rid of it. It doesn't work, it literally doesn't work anymore, but I can't get rid of it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:27:46.523)
Nice.
Scabzilla (01:27:47.559)
to mix these two red bulls.
Thrak (01:27:52.372)
It's your emotional support Tales of.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:27:55.299)
It... Tales of Evis is literally the game that's the reason why I will never lend a game out to anyone ever again. Because my copy I lent to a friend, and when I went to get it back he's like, I sold it to GameStop. And I just... Yeah, yeah.
Beth (01:28:05.914)
WHAT?!
Scabzilla (01:28:06.831)
Ooh, that's the Matt R, friends.
Chris ANC (01:28:08.313)
Hello.
Beth (01:28:09.112)
That's not even a friend, that's a villain.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:28:10.777)
No, we were not friends after that anymore.
Scabzilla (01:28:11.367)
Grant.
Thrak (01:28:12.296)
That's a murder victim.
Beth (01:28:13.518)
That's terrible.
Scabzilla (01:28:14.033)
Were you ever around for Matt Rood, Grant? Did you go to school with us when Matt Rood went to school with us?
Grant (01:28:17.811)
Aaron, I went to school with you since like sixth grade.
Scabzilla (01:28:22.983)
Okay, I can't remember when Matt Arme left.
Beth (01:28:22.99)
Did you? I was there the whole time, buddy.
Grant (01:28:23.157)
Yeah, I was there the whole time. I know our circle sometimes didn't overlap much, but like, yes. Yes, I know who Matt R is, though, yes, and I love when you and Tommy would tell stories about him.
Chris ANC (01:28:25.215)
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Thrak (01:28:25.396)
Lurking in the background
Scabzilla (01:28:33.031)
Okay, yep. Yeah, he sucks.
Chris ANC (01:28:34.637)
Grant.
Chris ANC (01:28:38.699)
Aaron, Aaron, lift your arm up again. Your arm, it up again. Were you, Grant, were you there when Aaron got his smash mouth tattoo?
Tony (01:28:38.893)
You
Beth (01:28:42.458)
See?
Grant (01:28:45.621)
No, it was not.
Scabzilla (01:28:46.759)
No, no. Crap.
Thrak (01:28:47.58)
Hehehehehe
Beth (01:28:49.422)
I don't know why I thought you were gonna be like, lift your arm up, I wanna see those pits. Like I was like, what is going on here?
Grant (01:28:50.875)
Yes
Chris ANC (01:28:52.121)
Smash mouth.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:28:52.539)
you
Scabzilla (01:28:53.671)
Grant was Grant was probably there to watch me play Yu-Gi-Oh every like breakfast and lunch at school with with Andrew Milroy man, the coolest guy on the planet This gigantic duffel bag. Holy shit
Grant (01:28:57.235)
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:29:07.653)
So did anyone else have a, like, no longer lending games to people ruining moment? No.
Scabzilla (01:29:15.111)
Thrak? Surely you must have one.
Thrak (01:29:16.94)
I... Well, there was one time I brought my GameCube and a copy of Smash and like four controllers to a friend's house for a New Year's party and then they somehow lost the original case and manual and like the disc was all scratched and like two of the controllers are missing and I was very pissed and I never even got an apology for it. Yeah.
Beth (01:29:35.802)
That sucks.
Scabzilla (01:29:36.423)
That's fucked.
Gerry (01:29:37.464)
So I don't know if I told this story on Superpot or not, but I used to have this like, I think I did actually. I had this shitty friend when I was like a little kid and he was like my mom's best friend's son and he was like quite a few years older than me and he used to like bribe me with shit like he'd be like, I don't know how to be the water temple. I'd like you do? he'd like yeah, I really want that fucking, that gambit toy that you have. And I'd be like, okay. And I'd give him the gambit toy and be like yeah, you just gotta pull that lever.
Scabzilla (01:30:00.591)
Yeah, you told me this for sure.
Tony (01:30:01.632)
What?
Beth (01:30:01.722)
Ugh.
Gerry (01:30:06.478)
And I just be like, And then there was another time where he, I don't know, he would make me give him shit. Yeah, well, I didn't have a computer with the internet, but he had the internet. And then he would be like, hold on, I'll go to my house. He'd walk up the street, print off a fucking walkthrough. he did, he lived like a, so he,
Grant (01:30:07.477)
You
Scabzilla (01:30:09.329)
Now give me 40 bucks!
Mr Dr Steve (01:30:12.823)
$40.
Thrak (01:30:16.286)
You're paying for game facts?
Thrak (01:30:23.442)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (01:30:26.747)
can run across the street.
Chris ANC (01:30:28.025)
You
Thrak (01:30:29.844)
You could have went to the library, Jerry.
Beth (01:30:33.593)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:30:34.146)
I remember one time I was stuck in Goldeneye and he was like, can get you to walk through for this level and I was like, please. And he only printed off half of it. And he was like, you only get half of it because I want something else for the other half.
Tony (01:30:49.749)
no.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:30:49.979)
You
Scabzilla (01:30:50.043)
Hold your dog hostage.
Mr Dr Steve (01:30:51.892)
You
Thrak (01:30:52.008)
This guy is a serial killer now.
Gerry (01:30:52.814)
So, what I started doing though, and he did not know this, I started like, when I would go to his place, I would take my shit and I would, so I would take my action figures back, but I would also take like some of his. So I'd always have like two and the way that I would get them out, this I have not told before.
Beth (01:30:58.682)
He's a mafia guy.
Tony (01:31:01.537)
You just steal your stuff back?
Beth (01:31:06.179)
Yeah
Mr Dr Steve (01:31:08.236)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:31:08.841)
Yes.
Chris ANC (01:31:15.01)
Nice.
Beth (01:31:15.03)
Mmm.
Scabzilla (01:31:15.121)
Fuck yeah.
Gerry (01:31:21.358)
I would put them down my pants. I would just like put them down my pants so they just I'd have like a gambit in one leg and then like a magneto in the other leg and I would just fucking leave and then eventually he would I would be like hey man can I get a lend of the sims for PC and he'd be like yeah you can have it for a couple days and then what and then what and then he'd be like hey can I have my sims game back I'd be like what are you talking about and he'd be like I lent you my sims game I'm like I don't remember that man
Chris ANC (01:31:24.151)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:31:24.438)
Rouse, do you put on?
Thrak (01:31:26.868)
Classic.
Chris ANC (01:31:36.707)
you
Scabzilla (01:31:40.985)
You know we can catch these fucking hands.
Gerry (01:31:50.656)
And I just started like taking fucking games from him and shit.
Beth (01:31:50.734)
You said revenge.
Scabzilla (01:31:53.671)
Just making a profit off this guy.
Thrak (01:31:54.709)
This is a war of attrition right here. This is amazing. Is that a magneto in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Beth (01:31:56.515)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:31:57.282)
Yeah.
Grant (01:31:58.523)
There it is. I was waiting for someone to drop that line.
Gerry (01:32:00.184)
Hahaha
Tony (01:32:00.523)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:32:00.941)
I'm sorry.
Gerry (01:32:03.278)
No, it's a gambit.
Chris ANC (01:32:06.457)
Jay was Gambit's sexual awakening.
Scabzilla (01:32:07.377)
Dude.
Gerry (01:32:09.792)
Yep.
Mr Dr Steve (01:32:11.863)
He he he.
Scabzilla (01:32:13.841)
Dude, there was this Kmart in this town my dad used to live in. Yeah, Cherokee, Iowa had a, my dad lived down the street from a Kmart and I would always go down to Kmart and shoplift Yu-Gi-Oh cards from it. I feel bad now, but also fuck Kmart.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:32:17.029)
Kmart, this dates this so much. Kmart.
Thrak (01:32:18.697)
fucking Kmart. good time.
Chris ANC (01:32:19.609)
You
Tony (01:32:32.201)
It's Aaron shoplifting a arc.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:32:33.851)
They're out of business, don't worry, Aaron.
Chris ANC (01:32:34.271)
Not Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Digimon cards. I would steal Digimon cards.
Scabzilla (01:32:35.921)
Probably.
Thrak (01:32:37.126)
Hey, they didn't have the blue light sale. How else was I going to afford them?
Gerry (01:32:37.232)
my God.
Gerry (01:32:41.004)
I told this story to Beth before, but there was this one summer that I had to go to summer school and I was like, I don't know, I was a rebellious little shithead and I was like, no, was stealing things and one of the things I was like, my girlfriend at the time was like big into like reading like novels and shit and I was like, I'm gonna go to the fucking bookstore and I'm gonna steal a book and I go in there and I'm like,
Beth (01:32:41.015)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:32:41.079)
Mm-hmm.
Thrak (01:32:50.994)
Yeah, you were stealing action figures from your friends. Drugs. Hard drugs.
Chris ANC (01:32:53.337)
You
Beth (01:32:55.917)
in general.
Chris ANC (01:32:56.793)
you
Mr Dr Steve (01:32:56.993)
grapes.
Scabzilla (01:32:57.125)
money from banks.
Beth (01:33:02.874)
Right?
Scabzilla (01:33:03.527)
OHHHH
Tony (01:33:05.069)
you stealing books?
Gerry (01:33:09.714)
Okay, yeah, she wanted this so I like take the book down I'm like trying to figure out like okay How am I gonna do this and then I hear Jerry Jerry Thomas and I'm like what the fuck I turn around and it's my favorite teacher from like Elementary school who's now in a wheelchair and he's like hey, it's really nice to see you man I'm really proud of you like you've grown up so wet and I'm just like fuck and then
Scabzilla (01:33:10.061)
One Harry Potter, please.
Beth (01:33:32.442)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:33:32.886)
Mr Dr Steve (01:33:35.775)
You wouldn't steal Dynestor Smart from the bookstore now, would you, Jerry?
Grant (01:33:36.949)
As he wheels himself over.
Beth (01:33:38.634)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:33:39.451)
You
Thrak (01:33:42.1)
You're a good boy This is a movie this fucking movie, dude
Beth (01:33:43.229)
my God.
Chris ANC (01:33:44.609)
I think the most surprising part about that story...
Scabzilla (01:33:44.75)
Dinosaur sweat?
Gerry (01:33:47.473)
I'm outta here!
Mr Dr Steve (01:33:49.302)
You
Gerry (01:33:51.372)
I swear to God dude and I'm just like I was like it's nice to see you too man and then I'm just like putting the fucking book up my shirt and shit and then like I get I get home and I'm like show my girlfriend I'm like check out this book I got you she was like the hell did you buy this for me and I was like no I stole it and she was like why would you do that and I was like because I can't afford it and she was like
Beth (01:34:09.71)
He stole it.
Thrak (01:34:13.684)
I wanted to impress you. You should like it. Girls like stuff, right? Taxation is theft. And you're like, is theft. Haven't you read?
Scabzilla (01:34:13.767)
I fucking love you bitch
Grant (01:34:13.887)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:34:16.163)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:34:16.398)
Because you're my girl!
Gerry (01:34:19.913)
Yeah. You know what the you know what the
Mr Dr Steve (01:34:20.235)
I'm not going to no stinking library and that's taxes pay for those.
Scabzilla (01:34:24.903)
You
Beth (01:34:24.974)
Yeah, we have actually a very robust library system.
Chris ANC (01:34:31.267)
Right?
Gerry (01:34:33.074)
So the funny part though is that the book that I stole after all that shit was not even the right book. Like not even the right author, nothing. She was like, what book is this? What made you pick this up? was like, isn't this the one you wanted? She was like, no, I've never even heard of this author before. And I was like, okay. Well, I can bring it back. And then I was like, I wonder if I can return this and get money back for it.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:34:41.892)
Yep.
Scabzilla (01:34:42.119)
no.
Beth (01:34:56.474)
I can bring it.
Tony (01:34:56.545)
You
Chris ANC (01:34:58.776)
Hahaha.
Scabzilla (01:34:59.879)
That's what I was gonna ask, could you trade it in?
Thrak (01:34:59.892)
So what was the do you remember the book?
Gerry (01:35:06.894)
I remember there being like crows on the front of it on like a sign Yeah Yeah
Scabzilla (01:35:11.015)
fuck yeah. Yeah, I wrote that.
Chris ANC (01:35:11.321)
Right?
Thrak (01:35:12.436)
It was Aaron's novel.
Beth (01:35:13.146)
Crows on a sign.
Mr Dr Steve (01:35:14.295)
best we can do is give you some Barnes and Nobles bucks, but other than that...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:35:14.811)
You
Gerry (01:35:17.759)
Ha
Thrak (01:35:18.388)
Some store credit
Scabzilla (01:35:18.506)
Noble butt.
Gerry (01:35:20.256)
I stole a... I stole a...
Chris ANC (01:35:20.59)
What should be the book that killed Barnes and Noble?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:35:24.98)
well, there's like a thousand of them where I live, so I don't think they're dead.
Tony (01:35:27.437)
You
Chris ANC (01:35:30.713)
Barnes and Noble, really? Wait, wait, no, no, no. I was thinking Borders. I was thinking Borders. Yeah. Yeah.
Gerry (01:35:31.214)
Do you guys?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:35:32.123)
Yeah, there's like 30 of them around me. Borders is dead. Borders is dead.
Tony (01:35:34.891)
All the ones down here shut down years ago.
Gerry (01:35:37.304)
Do you guys, do you guys remember going into like a convenience store and they would just have like the, like the one cent and five cent candies, like just out in the open and you could just like put them in the bag and you'd be like, one dollar of candies, please. And they'd be like, okay. I remember like thinking in my head, like, I can just like, instead of counting five, 10, 15, I was like a handful, like five, 10. I show, I get up to the,
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:35:46.917)
Yes.
Tony (01:35:50.486)
yes!
Thrak (01:35:52.686)
yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:04.303)
You actually paid. Most people just grabbed him and walked out.
Gerry (01:36:06.39)
I got him.
Scabzilla (01:36:06.663)
It's that meme of the dude like like anything can count like you're the one handful
Beth (01:36:10.126)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:36:10.905)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:11.995)
In my hometown, kids would just go in and grab them and then walk out. And like, yeah, that's why they stopped doing it.
Beth (01:36:17.018)
Mm-hmm.
Gerry (01:36:17.922)
Man, you know what else was... Now I'm thinking about like...
Chris ANC (01:36:20.121)
I'm still stuck on the fact that Jerry had a favorite teacher. Like that's such a foreign concept to me that people have favorite teachers. Like what?
Thrak (01:36:24.788)
NERD
Beth (01:36:25.345)
Nerd.
Gerry (01:36:27.872)
He was great and he unfortunately died shortly after I seen him.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:28.185)
Well, it's a he, okay.
Beth (01:36:28.631)
Nerd.
Chris ANC (01:36:32.409)
He saw you return the book.
Grant (01:36:33.436)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:33.467)
I mean
Thrak (01:36:33.522)
Because you stole that book. That's why he's dead. He had a heart attack.
Tony (01:36:33.957)
He found out you stole a book and you just couldn't take it.
Beth (01:36:34.458)
You, I was like, disappoint, yeah, was like, you disappointed him.
Mr Dr Steve (01:36:34.539)
He had a broken heart when he found out you were stealing books!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:38.522)
I mean.
Beth (01:36:41.592)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:36:41.614)
Went into remission because of my theft
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:36:41.723)
We all had a favorite teacher in middle school, but that's because she was like 20 years old and hot. So it was just a thing.
Thrak (01:36:41.972)
He offed himself.
Scabzilla (01:36:47.408)
I
Tony (01:36:47.671)
He jumped off a fucking cliff. Or rolled off a cliff.
Beth (01:36:48.782)
Never had a favorite teacher.
Scabzilla (01:36:50.417)
think I had two favorite teachers.
Thrak (01:36:50.868)
And he was in a wheelchair, so that'd be impressive.
Chris ANC (01:36:50.905)
You
Gerry (01:36:53.846)
I had a teacher that used to chalk and he
Scabzilla (01:36:55.921)
Didn't we have a teacher named Mrs. Noble? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was awesome. Yeah, Miss Noble was awesome. he taught math in middle school. Mr. Harmon, he was cool.
Grant (01:36:56.885)
Yep, Aaron, we did, yep.
Mr Dr Steve (01:36:57.737)
And then he died shortly after, we get it.
Beth (01:36:59.214)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:36:59.326)
Yeah
Thrak (01:36:59.604)
Jerry kills teachers
Tony (01:36:59.754)
You
Grant (01:37:09.365)
yeah, he also, he also was arrested later on, Aaron, because of sleeping with students.
Gerry (01:37:11.65)
We had a, I had a Mr. Harman too, that's weird.
Beth (01:37:12.635)
wait.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:37:16.803)
boy.
Scabzilla (01:37:16.812)
shit. Redacted, redacted, redacted.
Thrak (01:37:17.108)
Was it Dan Harmon?
Chris ANC (01:37:17.483)
Hahahaha!
Gerry (01:37:18.734)
Fave- best teacher ever? My favorite teacher.
Mr Dr Steve (01:37:18.817)
This took a turn.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:37:22.725)
We had, we had, we, we,
Mr Dr Steve (01:37:23.031)
You
Thrak (01:37:24.5)
He was really good to me after school No, it's adding up
Scabzilla (01:37:25.426)
fuck no!
Chris ANC (01:37:26.015)
Aaron, why was he your favorite? What did he do to you, Aaron?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:37:30.383)
We had,
Scabzilla (01:37:30.424)
I don't know!
Mr Dr Steve (01:37:30.772)
You
Gerry (01:37:31.68)
Now we know why it was his favorite teacher.
Mr Dr Steve (01:37:34.099)
It's not adding up, it's not adding up!
Grant (01:37:34.333)
Right? Right? he right? What he said favorite middle school math teacher. I'm like, I know what he's going to say. I know what he's going to say. He has no idea.
Beth (01:37:35.386)
Are you okay? Repet- Repress memories?
Gerry (01:37:36.462)
You
man, he taught me algebra and had a-
Scabzilla (01:37:42.001)
No. No, fuck.
Thrak (01:37:44.276)
Was it it was Dan Harmon all along
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:37:44.751)
We had one.
Grant (01:37:45.941)
You
Gerry (01:37:48.674)
Mr. Harmon, he was so good. He taught math and he also taught a good fucking gummer.
Thrak (01:37:54.229)
Todd to gloving
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:37:54.363)
the
Beth (01:37:56.184)
No, no, this is when Jerry says something every now and again that I'm like,
Gerry (01:37:58.571)
Hahaha!
Thrak (01:38:04.244)
Every now and again
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:38:05.764)
We had one teacher where...
Scabzilla (01:38:06.208)
I'm gonna piss my pants
Beth (01:38:06.894)
Jail! Jail!
Gerry (01:38:09.196)
Hold on now Mr. Claussen, let me take my teeth out for you.
Grant (01:38:11.797)
Get those strong muscly arms over here.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:38:12.819)
We had one teacher where like my class I was in a class of like shitheads like people who just were assholes to be assholes and One teacher like literally she was so pissed she grabbed her yardstick off the wall and she just slammed it on her front thing and it shattered and just fucking pelted all of us with the yardstick fragments and she was like And she was like I am so sorry is everyone okay? And I'm just sitting here like you know no one
Scabzilla (01:38:13.223)
shit
Beth (01:38:20.515)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:38:21.405)
I mean, New England.
Scabzilla (01:38:28.973)
shit.
Gerry (01:38:32.733)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (01:38:33.061)
Fuck yeah, dude.
Thrak (01:38:34.588)
You got fragged?
Beth (01:38:34.942)
my God.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:38:42.041)
no one in this class is smart enough to file even know what a lawsuit or like a report is but i'm like sitting there like if if i didn't like this teacher boy i could have like totally said something
Chris ANC (01:38:46.773)
Hahaha
Beth (01:38:52.014)
Nah, I heard.
Mr Dr Steve (01:38:52.597)
You know, I did get some sawdust in my eye from the shards, I don't know.
Beth (01:38:56.09)
Yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:38:56.911)
I got a hunk of it right in the forehead and I was just like, I was just like, what the fuck? Like what happened? Like a fucking yardstick exploded.
Scabzilla (01:38:57.959)
You
Gerry (01:38:58.222)
Feel a lawsuit coming on?
Chris ANC (01:39:04.567)
Hahaha
Thrak (01:39:06.025)
A teacher could not get away with that now.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:39:08.303)
No. Well, no, she she got away with it because no one reported her because like.
Mr Dr Steve (01:39:08.426)
not for a second.
Beth (01:39:10.041)
none.
Thrak (01:39:12.978)
Well, cause kids now, like all the kids have fucking phones and they just be filming her.
Gerry (01:39:13.122)
Our fucking gym teacher.
Scabzilla (01:39:14.343)
Is she fucking-
Gerry (01:39:17.336)
Dude, our gym teacher was so wild. He would, he would be like, all right, start doing laps. And it'd be like fucking DMX playing and shit. Like he'd have like the craziest, like gangster rap, like not censored, just blasting in the gym. And we'd be like running and like, are we allowed to sing to this? He, he also, he threw a, he threw a fucking medicine ball at a kid one time.
Scabzilla (01:39:17.361)
give you all brain damage with all those wood shards.
Thrak (01:39:30.462)
Hell yeah.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:39:31.333)
Yeah
Thrak (01:39:33.352)
Hard N-bombs, hard Rs. You're like the girl, you're the girl at the Kendrick concert.
Beth (01:39:37.528)
Like what is going on?
Chris ANC (01:39:37.843)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:39:39.045)
We had...
Beth (01:39:45.486)
Yeah, I was not in band, but I heard the band teacher would whip like water bottles at some of the people, especially the drummers. They were pissing around and she was just like, yes, that was literally, there was this, whiplash, yeah, but she would get super pissed. Yes.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:39:45.541)
That's great.
Scabzilla (01:39:45.895)
It's like the fucking-
Chris ANC (01:39:51.929)
It's fucking JK Simmons Like Spider-Man wait wrong movie
Gerry (01:39:52.622)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:39:53.701)
We had, I had, I had a...
Gerry (01:39:55.246)
Yeah! Fucking whiplash.
Scabzilla (01:39:55.559)
Reminds me of the coach
Thrak (01:39:55.573)
Not quite my tempo.
Scabzilla (01:40:01.671)
I'm gonna do the coach from that one eye.
that one like it's always sunny episode where Dee and Mac are trying to go out for the Eagles he's like that's enough of this shit SPRINTS if I gotta see it one more time and he fucking I don't know if anybody understands this reference but somebody go always sunny
Gerry (01:40:17.506)
Always sunny? Yeah.
Tony (01:40:19.009)
I think you're gonna talk about the episode where Mac won't get my lessons by his teacher.
Scabzilla (01:40:23.591)
No, no, no, it's the one where the Philadelphia Eagles are having tryouts and D-
Thrak (01:40:23.956)
I remember that one. That's a good one.
Chris ANC (01:40:24.134)
You
Tony (01:40:30.465)
That's the one that that's one way de-dress as a dude and then she like fucking breaks her leg.
Scabzilla (01:40:36.103)
Yeah, kicking that ball. Then there's that one dude who he's pretending to be like Don Cheadle or something and he's like, remember guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. Alright, can I get my 20 now?
Gerry (01:40:36.238)
You
Gerry (01:40:41.951)
F-heh
Dude, I still think the one of the hardest times I've ever laughed at TV was the episode of Always Sunny when they're in that fucking lawyer's office and they're like, Mac, show them the bike. And he's like, what's wrong with the bike? And they're like, Mac, you're clearly gay. And he's like, no, I'm not. And they're like, just show them the fucking bike. And he like brings it this exercise bike and he's kind of like standing like sideways to it. And he's like, it's just a bike that I created for exercise. And they're like, Mac.
Scabzilla (01:40:54.055)
yeah.
Yup. That's fucking fair.
Gerry (01:41:14.926)
Come on, buddy. Show them how the bike works. And he's like, OK. And he's like, still standing on the side of it. And he's like pedaling with one foot. And then they're like, Mac, step away from the bike. And when he moves, there's just a hole in the middle of the thing. And there's a massive dildo just like going up and down through the fucking seat. And he's like, it's just to keep me active. It makes me not want to sit down. Oh, that was so good. Always Sunny is such a treasure.
Thrak (01:41:37.916)
you
Chris ANC (01:41:37.977)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:41:38.372)
can mean anything.
Scabzilla (01:41:41.063)
God damn it, dude.
It's so good.
Chris ANC (01:41:48.104)
dude.
Gerry (01:41:48.514)
Well, any take backs or apologies? Anybody want to apologize for anything? Aaron, you want to apologize for that teacher?
Scabzilla (01:41:48.582)
Any-
Scabzilla (01:41:59.175)
I didn't know any of that happened to him.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:41:59.227)
you
Chris ANC (01:41:59.853)
Yeah.
Tony (01:41:59.885)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:42:00.779)
Just, just having that teacher, you want to apologize for getting an education K to 12.
Grant (01:42:02.517)
you
Beth (01:42:03.447)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:42:04.139)
rip miss rip mr. Harmon I guess dude holy shit
Chris ANC (01:42:06.937)
Thank
Thrak (01:42:08.936)
Hehehehehe
Mr Dr Steve (01:42:09.271)
You
Beth (01:42:11.492)
What a wild place to learn that information to.
Gerry (01:42:11.914)
man. Live in public.
Grant (01:42:11.977)
You
Scabzilla (01:42:14.15)
I know.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:42:14.171)
You
Chris ANC (01:42:14.393)
People are going to hear that.
Thrak (01:42:14.612)
Fucking podcast
Beth (01:42:15.962)
Like crazy.
Scabzilla (01:42:17.937)
Sweet man.
Grant (01:42:19.507)
Nice.
Beth (01:42:20.706)
Yeah, like that's, like that's what I mean. You finding out.
Mr Dr Steve (01:42:21.132)
Yeah!
Gerry (01:42:22.626)
Yes.
Thrak (01:42:23.506)
Like closing, yeah, closing a chapter on your life in a podcast.
Grant (01:42:25.077)
You
Beth (01:42:26.745)
Yeah.
Chris ANC (01:42:27.085)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:42:27.227)
Fuck yeah dude. That's- I live my life one chapter at a time.
Tony (01:42:27.245)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:42:28.921)
I don't know. That's the...
Gerry (01:42:30.954)
I apologize for stealing that book and killing that teacher.
Grant (01:42:32.117)
You
Tony (01:42:34.477)
You
Chris ANC (01:42:34.52)
Hahahaha!
Beth (01:42:37.466)
I hope someone clips that out of context.
Grant (01:42:37.813)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:42:39.579)
You
Scabzilla (01:42:39.911)
Beth, what are you apologizing for? Sweet, okay, Grant?
Chris ANC (01:42:40.588)
You
Beth (01:42:41.794)
nothing.
Gerry (01:42:43.628)
No, no, no, no, come on. You gotta apologize for something. I don't know.
Beth (01:42:48.12)
What? I didn't say anything that I feel like I should have to apologize for. I believe everything I said. What?
Scabzilla (01:42:52.657)
Damn, okay.
Thrak (01:42:53.63)
for ruining that copy of tales of the abyss
Beth (01:42:58.572)
No, it was well loved.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:42:58.725)
Hey, Thrak, playing a game to the point where it stops working is not ruining it. That is just, it's run its course and then you get another
Scabzilla (01:42:59.591)
I'm bringing it to...
Beth (01:43:03.908)
Mm-mm.
Yeah, I played that game to its natural conclusion.
Scabzilla (01:43:06.873)
right till sickness or till sickness or in sickness and in hell whatever whatever the fuck the marriage shit is I don't know I didn't read the fuck I made my own vows bro
Thrak (01:43:08.5)
Yeah, that's how that works.
Thrak (01:43:14.844)
Aren't you married, Aaron? I love you more than my Battle Toads poster. You've got a butt. You've got a butt that won't quit.
Beth (01:43:15.137)
Sure.
Chris ANC (01:43:15.917)
You
Beth (01:43:19.637)
I know, that's a well-loved year.
Chris ANC (01:43:20.887)
He cares about his wife.
Scabzilla (01:43:22.663)
I love you, bitch. I never gonna stop loving you, bitch. If I was gonna marry, if I was gonna marry a game, it'd be Final Fantasy IX or Earthbound. Get it right. Or Sushi Striker.
Chris ANC (01:43:26.201)
you
Gerry (01:43:26.507)
Hahaha!
Mr Dr Steve (01:43:28.577)
Wait, did Iron Mary a copy of Tales of the Abyss?
Chris ANC (01:43:29.561)
Thank
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:43:31.695)
Best, best tales game.
Chris ANC (01:43:32.545)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:43:33.326)
Yes.
Gerry (01:43:39.214)
Steve? Steve, you got anything to apologize for?
Thrak (01:43:39.602)
get
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:43:40.155)
Persona 4 Golden.
Mr Dr Steve (01:43:42.008)
Well, I have to apologize because he's not marrying my copy of Earthbound, damn it!
Grant (01:43:44.521)
you
Scabzilla (01:43:46.321)
Damn it!
Gerry (01:43:48.302)
Thrak, give me an apology, Thrak. What do you want to apologize for?
Thrak (01:43:51.317)
I'm sorry to you for stealing that bike and killing your teacher You probably did I Mean you were stealing a lot You probably tried it's that exercise bike
Gerry (01:43:57.197)
it steal a bike?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:43:59.895)
You did now.
Gerry (01:44:00.278)
I stole a book? A book, Thrak. I didn't put a bike up my shirt.
Beth (01:44:00.378)
At some point, Jerry probably stole a
Chris ANC (01:44:00.761)
You
Tony (01:44:01.973)
He stole a book.
Grant (01:44:05.717)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:44:07.995)
We just haven't found that out yet. have-
Gerry (01:44:12.814)
Yeah, I rode that shit home 30 kilometers
Chris ANC (01:44:16.601)
It was stationary.
Thrak (01:44:16.84)
you
Beth (01:44:17.818)
Jerry, totally have stolen someone's bike off the side of the road. You definitely did. When you went into some random ass cove, you definitely stole someone's bike.
Gerry (01:44:21.1)
I think I have stole someone's mic before.
Scabzilla (01:44:23.271)
It's not stationary for going downhill.
Thrak (01:44:23.792)
See?
Chris ANC (01:44:25.273)
Hahaha!
Gerry (01:44:29.32)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:44:30.843)
It's like every country song, you know? My wife broke down, my dog left me, my toaster ran away.
Gerry (01:44:33.376)
You know what though? I've stolen... I stole weed from a one-armed man before.
Beth (01:44:41.624)
Yeah, that's why I know you've told me that. And that's why I know you've definitely stolen a bike.
Scabzilla (01:44:42.033)
Jesus Christ you live the most fucking colorful life
Chris ANC (01:44:43.107)
Dude, what the fuck is your life, dude?
Grant (01:44:43.805)
And go ahead and apologize again, Jerry. Go ahead and apologize again.
Thrak (01:44:45.682)
What?
Tony (01:44:47.309)
Jerry's fucking like killing teachers in wheelchairs and stealing people's fucking weed.
Thrak (01:44:48.498)
Jesus Christ
Beth (01:44:49.05)
Yeah, this is actually just Jerry's confessionals.
Gerry (01:44:50.894)
We broke... Dude, this is just... I had this idea for a sideshow for Super Ghost called Nice Try Satan, where it's confessions. Because I want to tell all these crazies... Because I don't care. I don't fucking care. But yeah, I stole... I broke into a one-armed man who I knew grew weed in his old raggedy house across the street from his new house. And...
One of my cousins was like, you don't even grow weed in there. And I was like, no shit. And he was like, yeah, it's super easy to get in there too. And I was like, no shit. So we broke in there and we took fucking everything. we literally grabbed the weed plant by the base and went like all the way up, like the fucking stems, the leaves, the buds, everything. We didn't fucking know. We were in like grade 10 or something. And I was just like, cool. I guess I'm a weed dealer now.
Scabzilla (01:45:24.327)
You
Scabzilla (01:45:31.799)
my God.
Scabzilla (01:45:44.005)
Fuck this dirt, this is my dirt.
Beth (01:45:46.016)
it. And that's why I was like, when you were visiting that town, you didn't steal it.
Chris ANC (01:45:48.079)
Just selling leaves.
Gerry (01:45:49.646)
I was they called a Jerry weed Swear to God
Chris ANC (01:45:53.837)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (01:45:56.145)
It's got your fucking face on a sticker. You're just like, that's my weed.
Beth (01:45:56.802)
Not good.
Gerry (01:45:59.768)
Dude, and that...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:45:59.821)
Aaron, you have to make, you need to make that an emoji now. Aaron, make it a server emoji.
Thrak (01:46:00.084)
No, it's no it's that picture of him doing this Yeah, it's the emo banks he's laying down because the weed makes him sleepy
Mr Dr Steve (01:46:03.51)
Yeah.
Beth (01:46:03.738)
Oh yeah. Is what this emo bangs because it was like 2000 and-
Chris ANC (01:46:04.018)
Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize him.
Scabzilla (01:46:10.343)
Jerry's face like...
Gerry (01:46:11.667)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:46:11.853)
On a weed, on like a weed plant.
Gerry (01:46:15.82)
Yup.
Scabzilla (01:46:15.889)
Dude, hell yeah.
Chris ANC (01:46:18.755)
Like Jerry I don't know where started quoting quoting sublime on social media for some reason. God fuck sublime.
Beth (01:46:18.778)
from like the up angle that everybody was doing.
Tony (01:46:23.309)
You
Thrak (01:46:23.604)
you
Scabzilla (01:46:23.897)
It's just Santa Ria every fucking time.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:46:26.437)
You need to do that and then have to do your picture of you like seeing the ocean for the first time as a server.
Beth (01:46:26.478)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:46:32.302)
man
Scabzilla (01:46:32.519)
Show me the ocean tell me it's Michigan or Grant what do you apologize on for who'd you kill?
Grant (01:46:40.085)
Well I didn't kill anyone but I'm gonna apologize that I've never ever heard of Tales of Abyss or played it because apparently it's just awesome game like so.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:46:47.579)
That's fine, a lot of people haven't.
Beth (01:46:48.282)
It's you don't need to apologize for that you just now have a blessing to go forward and
Chris ANC (01:46:49.985)
It's amazing. It's so good.
Thrak (01:46:50.451)
I haven't played it either.
Grant (01:46:54.282)
Yes.
Scabzilla (01:46:55.335)
Cool.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:46:56.443)
Grant showed up in the room with three tales of the abyss for like fanatics.
Grant (01:46:58.165)
Yes. And then I, but then I will also apologize, Aaron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your favorite teacher.
Chris ANC (01:47:00.569)
What a fucking awful fate.
Gerry (01:47:00.59)
You
Thrak (01:47:02.428)
And he came out the fourth one.
Gerry (01:47:08.078)
I think I think Aaron's favorite teacher ruined himself
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:47:08.379)
No.
Chris ANC (01:47:08.921)
You
Thrak (01:47:08.973)
Hahaha!
Tony (01:47:09.165)
You
Scabzilla (01:47:09.999)
No, miss, no, miss.
Chris ANC (01:47:12.567)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:47:12.922)
Yeah, that's on him that ain't on you don't shit the messenger
Beth (01:47:13.282)
He ruined something.
Scabzilla (01:47:13.339)
Well yeah, but no, Mrs. Noble was number one though. Mrs. Noble was number one. God damn it! How could you imagine?
Grant (01:47:16.501)
Well, you heard about her too, right? I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. No, there's nothing.
Beth (01:47:20.376)
No!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:47:20.736)
no.
Thrak (01:47:21.044)
I was hoping
Mr Dr Steve (01:47:21.117)
What? Do tell the grant.
Chris ANC (01:47:21.325)
You
Beth (01:47:23.714)
So mean!
Gerry (01:47:25.72)
She was there on Jan 6.
Thrak (01:47:27.911)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (01:47:28.241)
She got busted for cocaine smuggling, Ray.
Chris ANC (01:47:28.348)
Hahaha!
Beth (01:47:32.388)
She was a- she was a January 6th ride.
Mr Dr Steve (01:47:33.079)
She sold the Jerryweed.
Grant (01:47:33.555)
Yes, there is.
Chris ANC (01:47:34.649)
She tried to stop the steal.
Scabzilla (01:47:35.84)
Hehehehe, we're cheering we!
Gerry (01:47:36.428)
I gave her Jerry Wheat and she fucking stormed the capital.
Beth (01:47:42.777)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:47:43.132)
Yeah
Scabzilla (01:47:44.519)
The capital my god, dude. She was in a fucking wheelchair
Mr Dr Steve (01:47:44.961)
You
Gerry (01:47:47.917)
Grant (01:47:49.439)
She was! I forgot about that.
Thrak (01:47:50.259)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:47:50.975)
with my teacher in heaven?
Beth (01:47:50.987)
no.
Thrak (01:47:54.389)
She rolled that thing up the fucking stairs, dude
Scabzilla (01:47:55.486)
my god, fucking... Her husband drove my school bus and he...
Mr Dr Steve (01:47:56.693)
Ugh.
Chris ANC (01:47:59.907)
No stairs!
Gerry (01:48:01.41)
Did he tow her behind him? Grano spit his fucking drink out.
Scabzilla (01:48:03.965)
No, he should have, but he played country.
Chris ANC (01:48:08.451)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:48:08.609)
when when when I when I was in middle school, we legit had a kid shit on the bus and they wouldn't let us get off the bus to school started. We had to sit in there with it and then someone sprayed somebody sprayed. No peach flavored perfume. And it and it.
Thrak (01:48:08.756)
It's like fucking jet skiing, you know, you're just riding the back.
Scabzilla (01:48:12.111)
fuck, man.
Scabzilla (01:48:18.001)
Jesus.
Tony (01:48:18.101)
no.
Beth (01:48:18.138)
Thrak (01:48:21.076)
You're all witnesses to the crime
Gerry (01:48:23.086)
Axe body strike?
Mr Dr Steve (01:48:25.035)
You- you sit in there and ponder this shit until we clean it up!
Beth (01:48:26.66)
Beach play Riverview.
Gerry (01:48:27.139)
no! Peaches and shit!
Thrak (01:48:27.156)
Ponder the shit
Chris ANC (01:48:27.331)
H-
you
Beth (01:48:30.775)
shit smell and then peach flavor that would never like I'd never be able to
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:48:32.515)
It was peached- it peaches and shit. It was the worst. Like, like straight up-
Tony (01:48:33.94)
no.
Gerry (01:48:34.98)
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
Scabzilla (01:48:35.185)
peaches and shit.
Chris ANC (01:48:35.449)
Peaches and shit.
Thrak (01:48:35.87)
Grant (01:48:36.668)
Yes.
Mr Dr Steve (01:48:39.958)
there's a fun ice cream flavor! We can bring this full circle! Peaches and shit!
Gerry (01:48:41.71)
You
Grant (01:48:41.947)
Shit.
Chris ANC (01:48:42.233)
I didn't know you were in shit.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:48:43.033)
like straight up we we we we because my bus driver was a psychopath and she would like she would go 80 everywhere we got there first like we got there first like an hour before school started and then someone just dropped a deuce and they wouldn't let us off the goddamn bus they wouldn't let us off the bus this is my freshman year we have we still do not know to this day who did it well
Thrak (01:48:43.956)
Thanks Ben and Jerry.
Chris ANC (01:48:47.001)
Little turds.
Scabzilla (01:48:52.059)
Fuck yeah, dude.
Thrak (01:48:55.814)
it love it.
Grant (01:48:58.143)
Follow up question, what age was this?
Beth (01:49:02.03)
That's terrible.
Tony (01:49:05.172)
no, what?
Scabzilla (01:49:06.543)
What the fuck?
Thrak (01:49:08.614)
Who's gonna admit to it?
Beth (01:49:09.742)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:49:10.471)
As a freshman, why wouldn't you shit before you get on the bus,
Tony (01:49:11.413)
I mean, I'm sure you could tell, it can't be that hard to fucking figure it out.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:49:12.483)
our biggest our biggest theory was there was a sophomore who mysteriously left the school like a month later so
Gerry (01:49:20.334)
You
Scabzilla (01:49:21.329)
Ooooo
Beth (01:49:22.21)
If it isn't him or them, what bad timing.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:49:25.613)
I felt bad, I felt bad for all the people, like they, the three suspects, which ironically were none of, none of them were that kid. Well, they need some.
Mr Dr Steve (01:49:26.177)
Mmm.
Thrak (01:49:30.657)
What is this Ace Attorney?
Mr Dr Steve (01:49:32.801)
Three?
Scabzilla (01:49:33.841)
Jesus! You're examining... You're examining this shit as close as possible.
Chris ANC (01:49:34.297)
Hahaha!
Gerry (01:49:35.414)
Hold it!
Thrak (01:49:36.66)
OBJECTION!
Beth (01:49:38.074)
I've been... Jerika!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:49:38.252)
Somebody
Mr Dr Steve (01:49:38.475)
Well if they were able to hold it they wouldn't be suspects now would they?
Thrak (01:49:40.98)
Your dry cleaning bill is dated for two days after the incident.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:49:44.527)
Well, alright, so fun fact, the reason I remembered this is because on my Facebook I got a memory that was like just me from like freshman year posting... Well no, it was literally... No, no. I left a Facebook status that just said, a messed up day. And I was like, what? And nowadays I'm like, what the fuck was this related to? So I'm looking through the comments and the first comment is, haha, someone pooped on your bus.
Scabzilla (01:49:51.687)
God damn it.
Beth (01:49:51.802)
But how do you forget that?
Tony (01:49:52.939)
What the f-
Gerry (01:49:54.286)
Did you take a picture? On the bus of shit?
Thrak (01:49:56.116)
Hehehehehe
Chris ANC (01:49:56.153)
You
Chris ANC (01:50:12.697)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:50:14.445)
And I was just like, yep, that was that.
Gerry (01:50:16.398)
Somebody shit on the coats!
Beth (01:50:18.736)
God. The only time I was at like, I went to a lot of parties in high school and there was this one, the only time I ever been, there was one kid was like two years younger than me and he got so wasted at a party on the beach and he shit himself and collapsed by the fire. And then we didn't know what to do. So we all kind of just pulled him into a bush. No, we just sort of put him onto them into a bush and we're like.
Scabzilla (01:50:34.535)
Fuck yeah.
Thrak (01:50:37.032)
Hell yeah.
Gerry (01:50:38.808)
took his body and threw it on the fire.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:50:40.758)
into a puddle.
Thrak (01:50:41.352)
Hehehehehe
Beth (01:50:46.414)
That's where Hurley is and like went on partying.
Thrak (01:50:48.02)
Fucking Hurley
Chris ANC (01:50:48.057)
Hurly.
Scabzilla (01:50:50.407)
You passed out, you fucking killed him! You fucking-
Gerry (01:50:51.47)
You
Tony (01:50:52.351)
no.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:50:53.947)
See, whenever I think of-
Beth (01:50:54.522)
You know what? That's what I'll apologize. That's what I'll apologize for. Sorry for abandoning you in the bush. We always look-
Grant (01:50:55.412)
Yes.
Gerry (01:50:55.512)
shit your pants on my beach will you?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:50:58.403)
See
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:51:01.829)
see what I think of when I when I think of like when I think of like best party stories I was thinking of like a Christmas party I went to like back when I was working night shift and I was so wasted they were like setting up the air mattresses for me and my my my drunk brain was like air mattress one air mattress to spot in the floor spot on the floor
Gerry (01:51:03.318)
He's a witch! Burn him!
Scabzilla (01:51:03.537)
Bye bye.
Thrak (01:51:05.524)
I'm sorry.
Scabzilla (01:51:11.477)
my god.
Tony (01:51:21.517)
Are you okay, Aaron?
Beth (01:51:24.41)
My my one of my favorite stories of like I got blackout. I well I apologize for abandoning Hurley in the bush, but I got like blackout I Got blackout drunk once and when I woke up people the people at the party had built a pillow fort around me So I like so well, yeah, like I passed out blackout can't remember anything that happened But apparently I just like laid down on the floor to go to sleep while everyone else was still partying. So they
Scabzilla (01:51:28.295)
We're supposed to be apologizing.
Thrak (01:51:31.784)
No, this is a confessional.
Gerry (01:51:33.624)
thrown him on the fire.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:51:34.647)
I apologize for being fucking drunk right now. That's what I'm apologizing for.
Chris ANC (01:51:38.329)
Hahaha!
Scabzilla (01:51:43.96)
that's cool.
Beth (01:51:53.828)
took couch cushions and put me on one couch cushion and then just built a pillow fort around me throughout the night. So when I woke up, I was like, I woke up and I was like, what is going on? Like so confused.
Gerry (01:52:00.238)
Pfft.
Mr Dr Steve (01:52:06.903)
You
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:52:07.099)
See, I woke up with my face shoved into an air mattress and I was like, what the fuck? And I got up, couple on one mattress, couple on the other. I'm like, where the fuck am I? I was just like...
Thrak (01:52:07.1)
Is this hell? Is this what hell looks like?
Beth (01:52:15.426)
Yeah. Yeah, who?
Scabzilla (01:52:18.727)
Is this the Playboy Mansion?
Gerry (01:52:18.968)
Jesus. Chris, what you got to apologize about?
Mr Dr Steve (01:52:21.271)
You
Scabzilla (01:52:24.539)
Who'd you kill? Or shit on?
Thrak (01:52:27.572)
It was you shat on the bus
Beth (01:52:27.631)
Or abandoned. Abandoned a person who might be dying.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:52:28.923)
bus.
Scabzilla (01:52:29.551)
or steal from.
Gerry (01:52:35.32)
Maybe those Pikmin from earlier.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:52:35.803)
Chris is like, damn, they found out.
Thrak (01:52:37.402)
for meeting those Pikmin.
Chris ANC (01:52:37.763)
No, no, they know. They, yeah, yeah, please, because I got nothing.
Mr Dr Steve (01:52:38.783)
Mwaaah!
Scabzilla (01:52:39.141)
me to buy you some time? I've got a really fun memory if you want me to buy you some time.
Okay, on my...
Gerry (01:52:45.464)
Well hang on, Tony. What about Tony? Tony might have an apology.
Scabzilla (01:52:48.859)
Okay, there you go, Tony, buy us some time.
Tony (01:52:49.781)
You wanna hear my deep dark secrets? I didn't murder my teacher or get molested by my teacher so...
Thrak (01:52:52.189)
Yes.
Gerry (01:52:52.247)
Yes.
Scabzilla (01:52:52.538)
Yes.
Beth (01:52:52.762)
See you soon.
Scabzilla (01:52:55.579)
Damn it!
Thrak (01:52:58.356)
That's your deepest darkest secret
Scabzilla (01:52:58.673)
Jesus Christ!
Beth (01:53:00.218)
I'm glad that didn't happen to you. Awesome. That's great.
Gerry (01:53:01.006)
Good! Good! This is... We're...
Scabzilla (01:53:02.563)
That's good. That's good. All right.
Tony (01:53:03.009)
But there was a teacher in my school that got like...
Mr Dr Steve (01:53:03.851)
He was acquitted by a jury of his peers.
Grant (01:53:04.341)
Yeah!
Thrak (01:53:06.287)
Hahaha
Chris ANC (01:53:06.529)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:53:09.908)
Phoenix Wright got him off.
Gerry (01:53:11.278)
We're off to a good start Tony. Where's the bad stuff buddy?
Beth (01:53:13.956)
D'ehh
Tony (01:53:17.485)
I feel I apologize to my neighbor. I stole his game gear and then broke it It with the screens fucked up and I smacked it just stopped working
Thrak (01:53:23.184)
Hell yeah
Gerry (01:53:23.426)
On purpose?
Scabzilla (01:53:24.423)
Fuck yeah.
Thrak (01:53:29.972)
That's Sega's fault for making the Game Gear shitty.
Gerry (01:53:30.252)
Hahaha
Tony (01:53:33.453)
And I felt really bad because I don't think I ever give it back. think I gave it to... I don't think I ever give it back. And then one day he was like...
Gerry (01:53:33.709)
Hahaha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:53:34.619)
That's when you go back and you're like, dude, your game gear's not working. Like, what's going on?
Beth (01:53:37.444)
What happened?
Thrak (01:53:38.164)
You broke your game gear
Scabzilla (01:53:38.609)
Dude, what happened?
Gerry (01:53:40.59)
All right, Aaron.
Mr Dr Steve (01:53:41.771)
I just, I was just playing Sonic Drift 2 and it just broke like this, man.
Beth (01:53:44.3)
Mm-hmm.
Tony (01:53:45.293)
And then one day he was like, no, Dan Dan, like what makes it worse? Like one day he was like, want to play my game gear? I was like, no, cause you forgot he lent, cause you forgot he lent it to me. And he was like, I think I was like, I was like 14, 15 and he was like seven. So I felt even worse.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:53:45.403)
that's why it broke.
Thrak (01:53:45.774)
I was playing Sonic Blast and it just blasted.
Chris ANC (01:53:46.049)
You
Beth (01:53:53.952)
No!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:53:53.979)
Nah.
Mr Dr Steve (01:53:55.775)
Not in particular, no.
Thrak (01:53:57.556)
Hey easy
Scabzilla (01:53:57.905)
Game Gear sucks. Let's play something else.
Chris ANC (01:54:04.818)
man.
Scabzilla (01:54:05.083)
Holy shit.
Beth (01:54:06.585)
Yeah.
Thrak (01:54:06.898)
That's awesome.
Gerry (01:54:08.494)
So Aaron, tell us a story and Chris, if you got nothing to apologize buddy, that's fine. That's totally fine. But Aaron, Aaron, if you want to preach this story and then take us out of here.
Tony (01:54:08.961)
That's it.
Chris ANC (01:54:17.401)
I'm still thinking.
Scabzilla (01:54:19.163)
Okay.
Scabzilla (01:54:24.135)
What about Steve? Steve hasn't done his yet.
Gerry (01:54:27.478)
He did. He apologized for-
Beth (01:54:29.594)
Why do you keep forgetting about him?
Mr Dr Steve (01:54:32.375)
You
Thrak (01:54:33.012)
Include him damn it
Gerry (01:54:35.106)
Wait, didn't Steve apologize?
Beth (01:54:35.226)
Peace out.
Mr Dr Steve (01:54:37.239)
I pretended to apologize, but.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:54:42.169)
This is like an anti-game of the year where Jerry just skipped over me three times and I was like, well.
Thrak (01:54:42.484)
He's got nothing.
Beth (01:54:43.14)
I didn't mean it.
Mr Dr Steve (01:54:44.087)
it
Chris ANC (01:54:45.561)
you
Gerry (01:54:46.1)
Hahaha!
Mr Dr Steve (01:54:46.825)
I'm real sorry that you guys are asshole.
Beth (01:54:46.956)
Yeah!
Grant (01:54:48.304)
Yes, yes.
Thrak (01:54:50.452)
How dare you
Chris ANC (01:54:50.649)
My wife calls me worse.
Beth (01:54:52.068)
Fair enough.
Scabzilla (01:54:58.279)
You
Thrak (01:55:00.327)
I believe it.
Chris ANC (01:55:01.089)
Hahaha!
Gerry (01:55:02.318)
Grrr.
Grant (01:55:06.517)
Bye.
Mr Dr Steve (01:55:06.603)
We have slow stacks.
Gerry (01:55:07.95)
Everybody's just waiting
Thrak (01:55:08.334)
You
Chris ANC (01:55:08.735)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (01:55:10.425)
Okay, so let me let me do my memory. Let me do my memory and everybody else can go so I'll buy So on my this is this is No, not at all
Chris ANC (01:55:12.641)
Okay.
Thrak (01:55:14.578)
What you get? Yeah, come on, filthy Ron. Show us how filthy you are.
Beth (01:55:15.16)
Work really hard on your memory.
Gerry (01:55:19.662)
Does this have anything to do with this teacher? I don't know if I want to know this memory.
Mr Dr Steve (01:55:22.657)
Do please.
Tony (01:55:22.893)
Aaron's repressed memories of coming back.
Thrak (01:55:23.08)
Fuck
Scabzilla (01:55:25.703)
No! No, I really don't. I don't know what the fuck was on with that guy, but on my, think, 24th or 25th birthday, we went to... Sioux City, there's this party bar we went to. I got, like, stupid wasted. I took, like, just a bajillion drinks and shots and stuff, and then the next morning I proceeded to both vomit into a trash can and shit at the exact same time. Both at the exact same time. It was great.
Beth (01:55:27.81)
yeah.
Tony (01:55:31.661)
you
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:55:53.216)
no.
Tony (01:55:53.812)
my God.
Gerry (01:55:54.2)
Ha
Mr Dr Steve (01:55:54.231)
UGH
Thrak (01:55:54.484)
I've done that I've done that that's awesome
Scabzilla (01:55:55.975)
Yeah, it was awesome. Oh, oh, and then before that, and then, and then before that, before that, we stopped at someone's house to get something. We stopped at some house. I don't remember because I was just fucking destroyed. I went to use their bathroom and I couldn't understand where the fuck the toilet was. So I just pissed on their floor. Yeah. So whoever is
Chris ANC (01:55:56.793)
comment.
Tony (01:55:57.025)
Hey.
Gerry (01:55:57.614)
It's a double pipe classic.
Thrak (01:55:59.891)
Talk about a cleanse. It's a detox.
Beth (01:56:00.258)
I don't like it like that, I hate that wording. Stop giving things names.
Chris ANC (01:56:01.985)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:56:06.168)
Pfft.
Beth (01:56:16.986)
you
Gerry (01:56:19.874)
What?
Tony (01:56:20.204)
It's...
Gerry (01:56:22.54)
Holy shit.
Scabzilla (01:56:23.857)
Whoever's house that was, if you found your floor pissed on, May 8th or 9th of 2000 whatever the fuck, sorry for peeing on your floor.
Thrak (01:56:24.21)
I did.
Beth (01:56:25.348)
No piss.
Thrak (01:56:32.116)
I did puke on a stranger's carpet once Yeah, like they were yelling at me as I was puking. They're like who the fuck is this guy? Can I tell you about the 3d out?
Beth (01:56:33.722)
So specific.
Scabzilla (01:56:35.951)
Nice.
Gerry (01:56:37.486)
That's pretty cool.
Scabzilla (01:56:41.319)
None of
Chris ANC (01:56:41.433)
you
Gerry (01:56:41.59)
Grant (01:56:41.966)
You get, you get done, wipe your mouth, I'm Thrak.
Mr Dr Steve (01:56:42.423)
You
Gerry (01:56:47.181)
Yeah
Beth (01:56:47.199)
no!
Mr Dr Steve (01:56:47.477)
Hahaha!
Tony (01:56:47.629)
You
Grant (01:56:50.773)
Yes
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:56:50.977)
dinosaur.
Gerry (01:56:54.102)
All right Aaron, take us out of here.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:56:58.059)
never said his thing.
Beth (01:56:59.52)
What? Jerry!
Gerry (01:57:00.04)
yes Steve!
Thrak (01:57:02.083)
Steve what do you got?
Mr Dr Steve (01:57:02.891)
Fine, fine, fine,
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:57:03.573)
No, it's Sand Steve.
Tony (01:57:05.645)
Share your deepest darkest fuckin' secrets.
Gerry (01:57:07.126)
I keep thinking that he already went.
Scabzilla (01:57:11.377)
Jerry, you're drunk, you need to stop.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:57:13.785)
No, I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Thrak (01:57:13.98)
Yeah, you calm down.
Beth (01:57:14.138)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:57:16.791)
Thanks
Chris ANC (01:57:16.825)
Bill is drunk.
Scabzilla (01:57:19.281)
Bill's like, I'm sorry for being drunk.
Thrak (01:57:19.452)
on a fucking Thursday night. I took too much Ambien.
Mr Dr Steve (01:57:22.583)
That is not the face of a man who is sorry for being drunk.
Beth (01:57:23.413)
Oystered!
Chris ANC (01:57:27.201)
Yeah.
Gerry (01:57:27.273)
Hahaha!
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (01:57:28.281)
It's been a long week.
Scabzilla (01:57:30.343)
Steve and Chris.
Mr Dr Steve (01:57:32.183)
Fine. Oh God, it's been forever now. guess it's 12 years ago now. was, uh, it was my ex's sister's house. I guess they were having a Christmas party there. Way more well-off than I am. And they bro, bro, excuse me. They broke out this, uh, hundred dollar thing of cheese. was like.
Tony (01:58:00.315)
Mr Dr Steve (01:58:00.381)
shiitake something or other and and i've been over i've been over on fine time that i have a rough time with mushrooms but i i alluded to earlier i i am trying the hundred dollar cheese i don't i don't give a shit what's in it and i tried pieces of the hundred dollar cheese and i just kept ripping quiet farts all night and when all the other
Chris ANC (01:58:03.702)
Shit, I can't see.
Gerry (01:58:24.654)
You
Scabzilla (01:58:25.351)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mr Dr Steve (01:58:26.411)
When all the other snooty rich people in the room are like, who the hell farted? I'm like, I just denied it all fucking night. And then when, when, when my, when my now ex just kept like, is it you? You could just tell me I'm like, no, maybe it's your, maybe it's your nephew. I don't know.
Scabzilla (01:58:32.143)
Yeah, who the fuck?
Gerry (01:58:32.974)
You
Beth (01:58:40.462)
Maybe it's you.
Grant (01:58:42.805)
That's it.
Thrak (01:58:43.216)
It's the dog.
Beth (01:58:43.63)
Blame the child's safe move.
Mr Dr Steve (01:58:46.551)
I blame the child. blame the... It was Christmas Eve. We were dating for a number of years already. I was... I don't know why I didn't just own up to it. I would have owned up to it now, but I was an emotionally different person back then.
Gerry (01:58:46.658)
Yes.
Tony (01:58:47.181)
you
Gerry (01:58:51.736)
Blame Jesus.
Scabzilla (01:58:51.815)
was Santa and Jesus.
Gerry (01:58:55.647)
It was baby Jesus!
Beth (01:59:03.738)
Yeah. And you're like, my gosh, I'm so used to it.
Thrak (01:59:05.97)
Is this the first time you've admitted to it? Is this the first time you've admitted to it?
Mr Dr Steve (01:59:08.683)
Huh? no, no, no, no. I admitted to it. well, never to her. She probably knew anyway, but she probably always known.
Gerry (01:59:12.553)
Yeah
Thrak (01:59:18.132)
She knows now.
Gerry (01:59:18.689)
Hahaha
Chris ANC (01:59:18.968)
You
Beth (01:59:22.682)
You
Scabzilla (01:59:22.983)
Hahaha
Beth (01:59:26.574)
Maybe.
Gerry (01:59:28.824)
Chris, can you top that?
Chris ANC (01:59:30.841)
Maybe, One time, I won't apologize for the time that I got so drunk and so high that I ended up at a sex motel by myself. So my buddies.
Scabzilla (01:59:41.721)
Whoa! Sweet!
Tony (01:59:42.059)
What?
Gerry (01:59:42.19)
I mean not bad
Beth (01:59:42.296)
yourself
Were you just like, hey, knocking on doors being like anybody else here alone?
Chris ANC (01:59:48.257)
No, no. so. So, wait, I forgot. I forgot something. was, there was another, but it'll be for the end. Anyways, I was at my buddy's house. We decided to have a darts tournament and we would take shots every time we, the darts would hit the board. So I got fucking wasted. And then one of my buddies brings out weed and we're like, Hey, let's smoke weed. So we smoked weed and that's. And then.
Grant (01:59:48.341)
You
Gerry (01:59:50.284)
Who wants to see this dick?
Thrak (01:59:50.74)
It says vacancies!
Tony (01:59:52.013)
You
Mr Dr Steve (01:59:52.289)
TASO!
Scabzilla (01:59:52.624)
Beth (01:59:53.626)
Do you need some more people?
Gerry (02:00:14.595)
weed after the liquor? That's a bad, bad-
Chris ANC (02:00:17.601)
The next thing I remember is waking up in a bed at a sex motel. For some reason, the TV's on and there's porn playing. And I look to my side and there's a Burger King bag filled with cheeseburgers. It had like eight cheeseburgers in it. And I'm like, no, there were like, like, like just, just a bag just filled with cheeseburgers. And I look at it, I'm like, like I look.
Gerry (02:00:28.174)
you
Scabzilla (02:00:28.711)
dude.
Thrak (02:00:33.69)
eaten? You fucked the king. No, you fucked the Burger King.
Beth (02:00:35.864)
You did have a sexual experience that night.
Scabzilla (02:00:35.899)
BREAKFAST
Gerry (02:00:39.608)
I fucked six cheeseburgers that night.
Mr Dr Steve (02:00:43.226)
man, I can't believe it. Four cheeseburgers were in this bag.
Chris ANC (02:00:45.689)
Like I look and I'm like, and I just passed back out. so the thing is, thing is, so the thing is I live, I lived five minutes away from my buddy's house.
Beth (02:00:45.914)
You were like, I reached euphoria.
Gerry (02:00:46.446)
haha
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:00:48.251)
Ugh.
Thrak (02:00:52.84)
You fucked the Burger King and that's what he leaves behind.
Gerry (02:00:53.9)
I don't remember the whopper having mayo on it.
Beth (02:00:54.212)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (02:00:54.919)
The fucking one-night stand with the Burger King himself,
Beth (02:00:56.57)
Ohhhh
Tony (02:00:57.357)
Thrak (02:01:00.66)
That's some zesty sauce, I'll tell it. He was a sneak king that night.
Beth (02:01:02.884)
Jury, jail, jail, jail, jail.
Mr Dr Steve (02:01:03.563)
Wake up with the king!
Grant (02:01:07.507)
He definitely had it his way.
Scabzilla (02:01:12.295)
shit
Chris ANC (02:01:13.977)
And instead of driving to my house, I drove half an hour to the next town over to go to that sex hotel. And it's $20 to go into the room by itself. So I spent money to get there. Way more money than I thought that I did. It was very strange. I don't know why I did that.
Beth (02:01:20.376)
and eat Burger King.
Gerry (02:01:20.589)
Hahaha!
Gerry (02:01:30.894)
Burger Burger King presents Chris's masteratorium
Mr Dr Steve (02:01:32.737)
How many hours did that get you?
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:01:36.676)
you
Thrak (02:01:37.332)
That's the secret fourth Burger King game
Scabzilla (02:01:37.457)
Ha ha ha!
Gerry (02:01:42.316)
Yes, that's an amazing note to leave this off. Now that we... Yes, Burger King and that sex motel. And that one teacher of errands.
Beth (02:01:46.094)
This episode is by Burger King.
Scabzilla (02:01:46.885)
A real whopper, if you will.
Thrak (02:01:48.98)
Ooooo
Zesty.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:01:53.605)
But better than the death, but it it's better than the death tower. That's all I'll say.
Chris ANC (02:01:55.433)
Yeah.
Scabzilla (02:01:55.508)
Shit, RIP Mr. Harmon.
Beth (02:01:57.006)
I don't think he can sponsor shit.
Tony (02:01:58.925)
You
Chris ANC (02:02:00.492)
Yeah
Scabzilla (02:02:01.521)
Jesus Christ!
Gerry (02:02:01.613)
haha
Thrak (02:02:01.78)
So Aaron, want to plug your Ambernick sponsorship real quick before we get out of here?
Beth (02:02:05.634)
Yeah, do you have anything that...
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:02:05.883)
You
Tony (02:02:06.221)
You
Chris ANC (02:02:06.265)
You
Scabzilla (02:02:08.551)
Fuck, that's going nowhere, man. shit.
Gerry (02:02:10.761)
Alright, get us out of here, buddy.
Scabzilla (02:02:14.893)
man, that's it everybody, this has been the fuckin' super pod, super secret, fuckin' disgusting show.
Chris ANC (02:02:18.201)
You
Scabzilla (02:02:23.352)
Everybody everybody say bye, but like in a really gonna really like shadow the hedgehog way
Beth (02:02:29.434)
I'm Keanu Reeves.
Mr Dr Steve (02:02:29.559)
Bye.
Gerry (02:02:30.126)
Bye.
Bill Barber (Yukiko Stan) (02:02:30.977)
I'm Shadow Android, creation of Dr. Eggman. This is who I am! Crotty Chopped attempt!
Tony (02:02:31.117)
Okay.
Gerry (02:02:36.162)
This is where you hang up. This is where you hang up. This is where you hang up. This is where you hang up. This
Thrak (02:02:38.997)
The call is coming from inside the house.
Grant (02:02:39.359)
Bye.
Mr Dr Steve (02:02:40.584)
you
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